Happy Squirtday!
The birth of a giant panda cub has been caught on camera at Oji Zoo in Kobe, Japan! It's squirt-licious. (Ew!)
Kinda gross, Kobe Oji Zoo! Sender-Inner Grace J. "May Day", thanks for this serious McSquirmersons.
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The birth of a giant panda cub has been caught on camera at Oji Zoo in Kobe, Japan! It's squirt-licious. (Ew!)
Kinda gross, Kobe Oji Zoo! Sender-Inner Grace J. "May Day", thanks for this serious McSquirmersons.
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBLEEEEEEEN!
*looks @ video*
*GAGBLEEN*
She doesn't seem to know what to do with it at first, does she? Luff the squawking.
I want a baby panda!!!
my eyes O_o .. anyone else reminded of the movie Alien??
So tiny yet so fierce!
that was the first airborne projectile birth I have ever seen... *Splort*!
STOP SQUIRMING!
LOL. Panda cubs are the most unlikely looking lil dewds!
Anybody else reminded of the baby from Eraserhead? Bless its heart.
Man, pandas got it right! "What do you mean, "labor"? I pop 'em out at about 1/500 my size. Yup, just one."
Except for that whole endangered-and-unable-to-ramp-up-your-numbers thing.
I love how the momma tries to pick him up with her mouth, but he's too squirmy, and once she does get him into her arms, he quiets right down.
And, if this vid doesn't make you cry, you are dead inside.
i'm sorry to be a party pooper, but the cub has passed away after 3 days.
MAN! Pandas have it easy. I'd have at least eleven of my own baby pandas if we could do it that easy. Oh well.
lawds, that was quick! *jealous*
Kinda gross?
What's gross about the miracle of birth?
GROSS is that
Karl Lagerfield $1400 Teddy Bear!! THAT left a truly bad taste in my mouth!!
didn't make me cry, guess I'm dead inside
oh, well, there's more room for chocolate inside an empty shell unburdened by working organs
[Nobody NEEDS chocolate... *snerk* - Ed.]
Wow! I had no idea a baby panda is so small when born! Too bad he didn't survive. :(
Right at this moment, I feel so grateful to have opposable thumbs. So conweenient.
I thought the last thirty seconds were very sweet, she was clearly thinking "stop squirming around and let me feed you!", lol.
This is a BIRTH? Come on! First mammal I've ever seen without an umbilical cord.
emmmmmm, how come, how come, how come, there's no birth cord or anything? The cub is really clean. Am I a biology dummy, sry? Other than that, some tough little panda, and mama panda is quite confused and whiny :P
@claudia, me jealous too! my friend just had an over 10pd baby boy. It took her over a day!
@Carolina, childbirth is pretty gross, imho.
Something can be amazing and gross at the same time; they don't have to be mutually exclusive traits.
Really, most everything (i.e. a substance) that exits the body is gross. Think about it.
If birth was that easy for hoomans I'd have twenty kids!
I gotta admit the HUGE teefs nipping at the bebeh made my heart skip a beat or two. I figured she'd be gentle but still...
the panda baby is not dead:
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20080827p2a00m0na003000c.html
http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200808280057.html
These were published two and one day ago, respectively. Maybe kat was confused! The wrigglesons lives in all of his small, projectiled, umbilical-less glory!
There is also good news at the Atlanta Zoo: Lun Lun is preggers again!
http://www.zooatlanta.org/zoo_news_panda_birthwatch_08.htm
This means we get to (hopefully) watch a new baby pandacam this fall!! w00t!
@kerrymc: But if you google 'panda japan' at news.google.com, you'll see several just-hours-old articles about its unfortunate passing. Too sad. :(
I love the way she looks at it.
"What in the hell... ?"
from now on, if there's a cute animal in a video, i don't want to know if it dies. People who want to tell people that should write in big font at the top of their post, "read this only if you want your heartbroken." Then i'll be able to stay in my happy little world of baby panda squeals.
That thing literally LEPT FORTH from her womb. That was eerie!
But yeah, no cord, no clean-up? Easiest birth EVAR.
Sad!I'm with Jen, if you find out a bebeh dies, I don't want to know about it!
I just have to say that when I saw the post's title, I thought I was on the wrong website.
And yeah, there's something kind of Eraserhead about it (or vice-versa).
But it's also very very beautiful. And strange and funny and cute and disgusting at the same time. Thank you, God/Nature/Force/Flying Spaghetti Monster!
That seriously just looked like she was all, "Hm. I think I'll have a baby." *squatPOP* "Oh noes, what do I do with THIS?!"
Either that or, "I was preggers?"
LOLZ. That was the best birthing ever, despite how confusing and unmessy it is.
Was the baby premature? That thing was so tiny! Pandas do have it good. Their babies they birth are like 1/500th their size, as someone mentioned... while we humans it's almost 1/12th...
Mama didn't seem to know what she was doing--and a concrete floor instead of proper bamboo forest habitat? "At birth, the cub is helpless, and it takes considerable effort on the mother’s part to raise it. A newborn cub weighs three to five ounces and is about the size of a stick of butter. Pink, hairless, and blind, the cub is 1/900th the size of its mother. Except for a marsupial (such as the kangaroo or opossum), a giant panda baby is the smallest mammal newborn relative to its mother's size." Not nuffin or nuffin here.
WOW. if only childbirth was as easy for humans ..
We had a baby elephant born here a few days ago.. the mama had never even seen a birth and freaked out a bit.. seemed to be stomping/kicking him . but the keepers separated them and are now introducing them back to each other.. seems to all be going well now. YAY for babies! (as compared to baby squirmersons here, the elephant weighed 284 lbs. .. at birth.. yikes.)
http://www.katu.com/news/27373454.html
"You just had...a lizard..."
DONT EAT YOUR BABY!
Wow! He just squirts outta there! We called our baby panda here in D.C. "Butterstick" because that's what he was the size of - yep, they're supposed to be that small!
It's like one of those tough pioneer women who give birth on the prairie and then walk another 50 miles before setting up camp, baking 5 loaves of bread, and noting in their diary "today I gave birth, walked 50 miles, and baked 5 loaves of bread." Like "birth, what's the big deal?"
Sadly, the little fella died today. They don't know why yet.
Kangaroos have it even easier, birthing-wise. The baby is about the size of a peanut when it's born, and it inches its way into mama's pouch and stays there for months before it's ready to poke its head out and see the world.
Little Panda...Maybe God is not through with you yet...In the bamboo forest by Rainbow Bridge, maybe another panda will take you to her heart...
haha, i bet the panda has bigger poos than the baby she just popped out
Actually, that cub in the video is still alive. According to the washingtonpost.com there were actually two twins born, only they didn't notice the 2nd, sounds kind of crazy but here's the story.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/24/AR2007082401159.html
@Tamara: that's a different panda. The one in the original vid is in a zoo in Japan, not Austria. It died after three days:
http://news.yahoo.com/story//afp/20080829/sc_afp/japananimalspanda
RIP lil guy :(
I'm still wondering about the "no umbilical cord" thing... and amazed that a panda starts out life so tiny!! I guess I need to research pandas.
The small size of a newborn panda is part of the reason they have such a problem with keeping their numbers up.
Panadas (in the wild) live very solitary lives and don't often know themselves that they are pregnant. They usually have only seen the daddy that one time. When the baby pops out alot of panda moms have no idea what it is and freak out either abandoning it or killing it in a panic. :(
They don't seem to have a very strong maternal instinct and just dont know what to do witht he weird pink screaming thing.
Not trying to be a nuffer just though some people might be interested.
Haha, how'd you like to be born and be flopping around all freakin out like
"AHHH THE WORLD! WHAT -- WHAT IS -- THIS WHAT IS EVERYTHING -- AHHHH!!!"
and then all the sudden there's a GIANT FRIGGIN PANDA-MONSTER towering over you and licking you and PICKING YOU UP in its MOUTH
"AHHH WHAT THE HELL MAN" *flop flop*
haha, birth.