I can see you have traveled far, young seeker. Rest awhile at my feet and I shall assist you on your path to Enlightenment. In the high mountains, beyond the trees, beyond even the clouds, there is a cave. Many men have perished looking for it -- many more have turned back.
And what is in this cave that should drive men so? A creature of radiance, or so the legends say. Joy flows forth from it, bathing the soul of all who gaze into its eyes. To stand in its presence, it is said, is to know all that is hidden, and grasp the true harmonies of the universe. The mountain people call him Azla'ach Flazim -- The Hamster of Ultimate Happiness.
Photo by Flickr-er Mordiciter! Great find, Sender-Inner Missy P.