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THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL: Get a free sugar glider with every French manicure.
You know, you're soaking in it, Erica M.
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Not even the offer of a Sugar Glider, would entice me to have talons like this.
Fake nails give me the creeps, but I would like a sugar glider to snuggle up to my earlobe. Do they purr? (PS: Happy Canada Day, eh?)
Put a dollop of whip cream on that morsel, right on the nose.
*runs away from industrial strength nails.
To be fair to the sender-inner and the nail wearing public in general, that does appear to be a particularly botched set of nails.
How can you see the nails wiz zat sugarr glidère een thère ?? Anyway, ze French manucure, zat is feeneeshed, no longère een fash-on.
Oh, and Madge scares me too.
Oh, and Hon Glad, I thought you were of the male persuasion ? but with these blurred online iden-titties... (Did I just write that??)
Poohbear: You're right, but my comment still stands. I mean how would I weed my vegetables and nose picking would be dangerous.
Those are just the cutest little things! Look at those iddy biddy claws and toe joints. I want to boop his widdle nose. Gah, I've been reduced to baby talk!
I don't like those nails at all, but she does appear to have soft palmolive hands, good for sugar glider hiding.
NTMTOM, you're so punny!
I was so enthralled by the sugar glider I didn't even notice the nails. Oh yeah, they are kind of scary.
EH...those nails are HARDLY long... My natural nails are an inch at least from the ends of my fingers.
It's an inexpensive way to pamper myself, I'm a single mom & don't have a lot of $$ for a spa day or shopping sprees LOL ($20 for a fill & airbrushing every 2 weeks ain't bad)...I enjoy nail art.
Been growing mine for over a year...will be cutting them down this week tho..
And yes, I'm on a computer all day and no it doesn't hurt when I use the bathroom LOL
P.S The sugar glider is anerabuhls - the nails aren't bad at all, IMO...
Ok, truthfully, who cares about the nails when there's a cute little bebeh in the middle of the pic! Look at that cuteness... Those eyes, those lips, those widdle feet!!! *sigh*
For a change, the hoomin has the clawz!
btw little sugar glider, Madge frightens us all.
Who's Madge?
Unrelated... but I'm looking forward to some Canadian-themed pictures today.
Happy Canada Day!!
awww Brinnann so young and uncorrupted. Madge was a manicurest in the Palmolive dish liquid commercials who thought Palmolive was so mild and good for the hands that she would have her clients soak their nails in it.
wasn't Madge the palmolive lady?
dang comment lag...
The sugar glider looks scared of the nails too.
Relax, it's Palmolive.
Versa-tuna-tility.
A certain Wessonality.
Is it me or am I one of 5 people who actually noticed the animal in her hands?
I remember Madge, we must all be of a certain age, or should I say decrepitude.
Rejuvi-Goop! BWAH!
And what about that dainty beastie with his pink nosicle?
speak up, hon glad, I can quite make out what you are sayin'.
*cups hand to ear*
gorgeous little sugar glider!
PS: A glimpse at Madge the Manicurist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bEkq7JCbik
Peenk nosicle and toeses. OMG!!
(I remember Madge! My mom always said "If a manicurist stuck my hands in dish soap, I'd never go back!" But hey, I liked Madge.)
Oh so that's the American Madge, we had a different bint in the UK.
I thought our "Madge" was Madonna Louise Ciccone.
Theresa...thanks for the flashback, I remember Madge and I still use Palmolive.
How appropriate that a sweet little baby like this is called a "sugar"glider. He is sooooo cute. I really needed this today...having a bad day at work...thankfully I can always count on CO and the great commenters to make the day more tolerable. Thanks everybody!
those hands are entirely to young and irresponsible to be holdin that sugar-glider babeh.
-Grabs SG with older "more experienced" hands and runs away quickly as possible-
What kinda sweet little pet do you get with a pedicure?
Well Martha, you get a slug.
The only reason I know who Madge is that I had to Google her this morning while answering a quiz question.
A SLUG?!
Thanks for that image, hon
Here's a scary commercial with Madge and talking lemons and limes..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezoQE7HwEc
A slug? Does it talk? Then it's scarcely a replacement, now, is it?
OK, now - if I had that little beastie I would do NOTHINGK but stay home and croon and stroke it and pet it and feed it and put teensy smooches on it and ... I want one. But you know, I can just see the cats putting on their bibs, not an image I want. Pfooey.
Cute bebeh!
I couldn't type with nails like that. Too painful!
I used to like the old Madge/Palmolive commercials. I saw a new one last week and she scared the hell out of me too for some reason, as if an axe murderer was on the screen. Weird. Same woman, but scary now.
Aww, don't criticize the girl; just be thankful for her submission. Keep your judgemental comments out of it! Be kind! Cute sugar glider...
I want RejuviGoop(tm) for my crow's feet...
...and a sugar glider for a snack. Nom!
And speaking of commercials, that little sugar glider is in an Allstate ad.
NTMTOM -sugar gliders don't talk, why should the pedicure pet talk?
Geez, what's next, a post of a cute puppy in its owner's lap and everyone starts dissing her hairstyle? C'mon now, there is plenty of cute sugar glider there to distract you from her manicure (which isn't so bad, imo.)
Metsakins, NTMTOM was quoting Monty Python. One more reason to love him.
ooops, didn't realize it.. silly me (anyway, he's just pining for the fjords)
love it, "not that glider the other glider?
I have no opinion on the nails, but I will say that I'm such a freaking nerd freak that I knew Madge's real name (Jan Miner).
And once again, I wonder how I went most of my life not even knowing that sugar gliders existed or, if they did, they were probably sold at the Little League snack shack and came in four colorful flavors.
oh yes Berthaservant! there's the cherry-sugar glicer, the grape-, stawberry-, and of course you can't forget, the maple-sugar-glider, a most popular item during the fall
the real madge is still alive?
no way!
she's gotta be 900 years old.
i havent even seen a pic and i'm kinda gacked out.