This Is For Your Own Protection
Meet Tai and Pip, twin red pandas at the Edmonton Valley Zoo in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. As a safety precaution, we're only going to show you their heads, because the rest of them have been deemed by the C.O. Public Safety Advisory Committee to be too cute for safe public consumption.
If we were to show you their soft, fuzzy, oh-so-snorglable bellies, or the delicate downy fur on their bushy, bushy tails, your brains would melt into a pool of butterscotch pudding and ooze out your ears, which would really put a crimp in your plans for the weekend. Also, brain is notoriously hard to clean out of clothing, especially synthetics. We're only thinking of you, people.
Just send us the dry cleaning bill, Nicole M.
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also, went to the website and their facial fluffulence is absurd. butterscotch clean-up on aisle 3!
Will.you.just.LOOK.at.those.FACES!!!
~goo~
DAMMIT NTMTOM! I haven't even had my coffee yet! What are you doingk?
GAAH! Little pink tongue!!!
mmmmm.... butterscotch.....
NOSIE! (beep!)
you know, I have too much to do today than to sit here with butterscotch pudding running out my ears... the mere sight of the widdle heads have caused irrepr... irreprib...permanent damage. (wishing she rememered how to spell anything)
I volunteered at a zoo when I was in school and one time I had the pleasure of manning the Red Panda exhibit. They had week old tiny babies in an incubator and they just shimmied around looking too cute for words! I've been in love with Red Pandas ever since! These babies are TOO cute!
Where is dey ears? Gotta have ears for nommin' on. Nomnomnom, where is dey?
Those aren't noses, they're Chocolate Buttons! Cadbury's finest...
Should have warning label attached. The overwhelming urge to nuzzle wittle heads and tummies and and and and KER THUUUUUUUUD
Sorry mberkie0, deys are in my mouf.
:: Nom-burp ::
DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT!!!
Excuse me, I'd like to lodge a complaint with management regarding the safety precautions taken at this site. You have witheld the bodies for fear of heads esploding with butterscotch pudding but failed to warn us of the potential banana pudding eruptions when exposed to that tongue!
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-b---
DED.
Ermine Violin, it's hard to remember how to spell anything when your brain is dribbling out of your ears from the cute!
Oh, and NTMTOM, I appreciate your consideration, but it's too late. This shirt will never be the same again. And now I'm gonna have to scrub the brain stains out of the upholstery.
Whuh? NTMTOM posts pictures? Am I just slow to notice things, or is this new?
NTMTOM - Help! I've found a video and have watched it! I didn't 'splode so maybe it's safe...? Would i be accused of endangering other Qte Addicts if i were to post it???? Safety first people...
Who wants to see them in action?
*splort* (the sound of brains exploding out of ears at the cuteness of that little pink yawn)
d*mn! butterscotch over everything...
I do! I do! I'll stand naked in the shower while watching for easy cleanup! I'm sure it'll be worth the risk, iggle!
OK, but please use caution, and stand clear of delicate fabrics (you ever tried getting butterscoth out of silk? Yeesh!) - http://www.theguardian.pe.ca/index.cfm?main=broadcast&bcid=7607&cpvid=1
None of this paternalism, let us decide for ourselves, thank you very much,
ohmygodlookhowcuuuucuucuuu,*splort*
Ah, Cheesybird, we hardly knew ye...*splort*
*backs down shamefully* You're so right. I cannot handle the cute. This is mind-sploding cuteness and I'm not tough enough to take it. *sobs* I want a baby red panda yawning in my face every day.
You're right, I clicked through to here: http://www.valleyzoo.ca/pages/ValleyZoo/News.aspx?id=705, saw a paw and almost died of squee'ing. I've learned my lesson, I'll listen to your warning next time. Too cute is too cute.
That's always the way with twins - one quiet one and one mouthy one.
ACK! HOLY *&$^%! I was sitting here at work all bummed that I'm working alone today and OMG...that's toooo freaking anerable. Can't function now! (not that I was going to accomplish much today anyway). The chocolate noses, the squinty wittle eyes. ACK!
You're absolutely right. I can't handle it at all.
(splat!)
PS Whooza widdle foofyface? Huh? Huh?
I want the cute, but I can't handle the cute.
halp!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Baby Red Panda tails! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Man oh man... Now I'm gonna be fishing gray matter out of the shower drain all night.
I wonder if they have bebeh panda bref....like puppy bref
Too late. Brain has asploded.
!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, cute babies! Wish the video had had better quality. The panders were fuzzier than in real life.
SQUEE!!!
*snuggles*
*pokes finger on tongulence*
Yaaaa Edmonton Zoo... I used to volunteer there during University. Cuteness galore!
Hey! As these bebehs were born on my birthday, I must insist that they be given to ME as a birthday present. And I will love them and squeeze them and call them (both) George.
Eeeee! I live in Edmonton! Time for a trip to the zoo. I went about a month ago, but there were no snorgly little bebehs then. :)
I read on the website that they were taken from their mother when she began to "aggressively hold and groom" one of the babies. Um...who can blame her? I would totally do the same if I could get my paws on them.
she is so lucky. i am seathing with jealousy and envy that she gets to hold those lil babies.
of course she is also stoopid! cuz everyone knows you keep red baby pandas IN YOUR BRA duh.
perfect 98.6 fuzzy-baby warming devise.
Iggle's link to the video shows tailios iglesias (did I do the plural right?) with beaucoup stubbulence. No flooflage yet. It's unbelievable.
Oh how cute are they!
Makes me wanna go get one...
"of course she is also stoopid! cuz everyone knows you keep red baby pandas IN YOUR BRA duh."
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ouch, oh ow....
My Dear Ceiling Cat, one must have a very large amount of space for those two red panda puppies, (kits,) (whatever.)
If you have that much space available for them well, I have only envy for you. Two red pandas and the shirt to fit them in, my,my,my.
scooterpants that was SOOOOO funny! Man those babies are kewt!! Can't wait to see vids of them when their eyes are open and they start exploring the world!
DED FROM TEH QTE
Cute Overload Warning too, too late!
I saw those little guys of the tv yesterday and would have sent the link but every neuronal synapse is fried from the over whelming cutes.
The cute made me not be able to breathe.
They're SO ADORABLE I just want to snorgle them like, all day long! SO CUTE.
Gah! Can't breathe again!
MASTER SHIFU
Nice one NTMTOM!
:: picking up pudding for next commentroversy ::
I'm just glad there's finally a CO entry that doesn't stir up a raging controversy. Yay to the pacifying cuteness of red panda bebehs!!!!!