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Jun 25, 2008

8-point Cats 'n' Racks

I love you People.

Will you please look at this poor deer head with eye visible to the camera, and straddling kitteh [foot on left side is redonk]

[Running under door jamb, bracing for Nuffs]

Catsracks

Hey, how about a "I Break for Nuffs" bumpère stickère, Christine K.?

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I've seen this pic on the cheesburger site, i lol'd heartily.

*straps on nuff'proof suit*hides behind bookcase*

Tamara
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:03 AM

Let's get the nufs out of the way:

OMG NO NOT A DED DEER TIS ANIMAL CRUELTIES

I like this much better than "cats down attention-hos' blouses," fo sho.

aloria
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:03 AM

Question - not being a cat owner mehself, did that kitty get up there all by himself or did he have help???
We just looked at a house that had these dead heads all over it. I was geeee-rossed out. You're supposed to remove anything that might offend potential buyers. Guess hunterboy didn't get that memo.

Kris
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:04 AM

Kris, I think kitty got up there himself. All he needs is a convenient table or something to launch himself off of. When my Eliot was just a wee kitten, he managed to work his way to the top of the refrigerator using a series of tabletops and counters. Nothing comes between a cat and a high place he wants to be in. ;)

Erin
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:10 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHA *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ermine_Violin
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:10 AM

LOL @ the hovertext.

That doesn't qualify as a rack, though. Its not soft or warm or squishy!

Subhangi
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:10 AM

Kitteh is decorating for tonight's stag party.

260Oakley
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:10 AM

Why the [potential] 'nuffs? Obviously, kitteh is VERY proud of his hunting skills. It's the way of nature.....

marishka
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:13 AM

Probly cat got up by self. They also like the tops of open doors. Like so...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346031510937500doorcatsubbin.jpg

Zane
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:14 AM

Wooo! That's some rack... do you think it's natural? I bet they're implants.

HA! Awesome.

Not SupposedToBeDoingThisAtWork (GotANewJob)
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:16 AM

Erin said "Nothing comes between a cat and a high place he wants to be in" -- except the pointy bits on teh deerhead. Gotta watch where yer jumpin', when there's pointy bits.

Kitteh is king of all he surveys.

morgat
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:16 AM

Hmmm....One step closer to ceiling cat I guess...silly religious catnatics!

DKN
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:16 AM

Lovin' the hover text reference to "dick" Cheney.

Anne Boleyn
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:18 AM

They go where they want to go.

January
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:25 AM

Lol! Thanks for the reminder to check out the hovertext, Subhangi! It's priceless and I almost missed it.

cheesybird
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:26 AM

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 'Nuff said.

p.s. I wish I could quit reading Ermine_Violin's name as Ermine_Vicodin.

Katerz
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:27 AM

photo = redonk to the 100th power

hovertext = first "baroo?" a sec, then LOL!!!

jen
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:28 AM

Best. Cats & racks. EVER!

HonorH
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:32 AM

That kitty is a hell of a hunter ;)

Maggie
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:34 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD!!!

THAT. IS. AWESOME!!!!!

Not to mention that cat is chillin' like a venison villian!! Y'ALL KNOW IT!!

Juniper Jupiter
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:40 AM

Cat is all...you may worship from your rightfull place on the floor...hoomans

metsakins
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:47 AM

I'm a lot more offended by the use of the term ho than I am by either the dead deer or cats down women's shirts.

Ellen
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:50 AM

Run to wall, up on tiptoes, squeeze pawsies one at a time, run away.

Karen in Toronto
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:52 AM

Yep,I got me this mother in'98, course I was a lot fitter then.

hon glad
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 07:53 AM

"And here we see the common house leopard dragging his kill to the nearest vantage point and then surveying the landscape around him."

"Fascinating!"

R
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:13 AM

Kris,

I was recently looking through all the million dollar homes listed on a local home site and saw a Walrus "bust" (or whatever) mounted in someone's theater room. I happened to glance over at the realtor's picure and realized it was my cousin's aunt. So, being the walrus lover that I am (no, seriously I am) I promptly e-mailed her and asked her to please tell me that the walrus was fake. She regretted to inform me that it was indeed real and she had begged the owners to take it down, but they refused.

I was horrified.

The kitty in the rack here though? Not so horrifying.

Tisha_
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:14 AM

The deer head is grotesque (I said that like bugs bunny in my head - "grow-tess-qew") but kitty looks very comfy!

Shannon
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:16 AM

He is all smiling like "hah! worship me puny ones". Gotta love the cats...

LadyDarya
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:23 AM

wait...i thought it was that the cat was all impressed with what he caught in the woods and was just presenting his happy hoomans with a dinner gift...

....you mean a PERSON killed that deer and put its head on the wall? Oh.
Well at least the kitteh's all comfy...

(And Tischa, my sarcasm aside that's actually really disturbing, and is another example of why i would happily live in an apartment to not have to see that house on a tour.)

sheepy
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:27 AM

LOL @ Hovertext.

Special Comment to Hunters: At least eat the meat from the animals you kill- show respect. Otherwise, please use this phrase when introducing yourselves, "Hi, I'm [your name], and I like to kill for FUN!"

Pliny
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:28 AM

Sheepy,

Tell me about it. I seriously am a walrus lover (I ever have one tattooed on my body, so that tells ya something there) and I seriously wanted to throw up when I found out it was real. And I am not a anti-hunting person or anything like that. But that? Went over my line of acceptable.

I can tell you one thing. If I had 2 million dollars to spend on a house, I would not be buying that one no matter what the rest of the house was like. And I might of even, I don't know, picketed their open houses or something. LMAO For real.

Tisha_
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:34 AM

OMG CHENEY?

Yeah, I'd run like he11 too! I agree that is the ultimate cats-n-racks to date. He looks like a disciple of the ceiling cat in/on his pulpit.

I'm waiting for the inevitable nuffer conversation about how you could ever see a beautiful buck with a rack Pamela Anderson would envy and then SHOOT IT.

BTW, is that a Burmese? Those white spats and Siamese colorings make me think so.

kar
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:34 AM

PS - Was anybody else scared at the title 8-point rack?

I saw the title before the pic and with the Neil Gaiman reference, my mind went to a weird place. Like something from ancient Crete.

kar
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:36 AM

...Whereas to me the deer is clearly saying, "Great. Another attack cat. 'Disguise yourself as a trophy!' they said. 'Raid the fridge all day while they're at work!' they said. grumblegrumblegrumble..."

gloom raider
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:44 AM

Tischa, oh no, oh no no no no no no no nonononononononononononono...

Kris
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:47 AM

I are COUGER!

[and u cans be teh ded! RAWR!! - Ed.]

[aargh, more LOLspeak on CO... - Ded.]

John Hardin
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 08:53 AM

This looks like one of kitty's secret attack spots. You know, the ol' classic "paw paw" on someone's toupee as he walks by.

chanpon
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:06 AM

Yeah. I'm not a big fan of the animal heads all hanging on walls. My family on my mother's side is from Eastern Washington, and anybody that knows Washington.. well anyway.. My uncle had about 9 deer heads, and that was just in his auto shop. He had a badger fur, he had several coyote tails. I always hated it. He still has some of them.. in his house now. Along with his cats and dogs. I do have to admit tho, I have eaten (ate?) deer in my younger days.. and it was actually good...(runs away before gets pelted with pudding)

Love this cat tho.. he's all WHAT?

Golden or NTKTOK
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:07 AM

I picture the kitty home owner giving a tour of the house:

"And I shot this one back in 2002 when the wife and I were vacationing in Minnesota..."

Berg
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:10 AM

Kitty is all like, "Yea! I killed this. Ate everything but the head. Did ya hear punk? Everything...but...the...head! Still feel like giving me a bath? Huh, do ya?"

BTW, my mom has a old business friend who hunts. He gave us a lot of venison for free when my dog had to go on a special diet because he was really sick. He ate what he killed.

Alex
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:11 AM

gives new meaning to the phrase "Cats n' Racks" ... hehehe

katiedid
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:13 AM

BEST cats n' racks EVAH! Bonus for dangly-paws.

Caitlin
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:14 AM

Okay, I must make a comment and I told myself I wouldn't but... My father is a hunter, he has a Caribou rack (not a full head but a rack) that he has in his workshop. He didn't kill the Caribou for fun. We lived in Alaska. One Caribou could theoretically feed 3 families for the entire winter. A moose would feed four. I have eaten meat from both - I like hamburgers. Please don't make the assumption because someone has a deer head or whatever (I have to question the walrus thing..did they eat the meat??) that they kill for fun and don't utilize the meat for food. Lord knows there are families that, if it weren't for hunting, wouldn't be eating as well as they are/were (especially in Alaska). Being raised by a hunter I am firmly in the corner of if you kill it you better eat it, the same for fish - if you kill it you better eat it. I'm sure this will go over well (not) but I can't help but say don't assume everyone that hunts is evil please....

LadyDarya
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:17 AM

Wow! Pa-sickies around for the positive disscusion. And pu-din!

Alex
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:23 AM

I WILL ASSUME AND SAY ANYTHING I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! VOTE FOR RON PAUL! EAT PAPER! TATTOO YOUR NAUGHTIES! YARK YARK YARK!!!!

Theo
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:32 AM

(Mmmmmm, caffeine.)

Theo
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:32 AM

LadyDarya - I have no problem with people who hunt and eat their game. However, having multiple heads on the wall is just something creepy to me. I can see using the antlers on the wall. But the whole head and neck of a bunch of dead animals looking down on you all the time just is not my thing.
I can NOT imagine having a walrus...that would be akin to having a darn otter or dolphin or something. I feel the same on the dead fish - like the sunfish is it...the one with the long pointy nose that everyone almost dies trying to catch...
No thanks. As I said, hunting to eat is one thing... I'd rather the rest of the animal's body rest in peace...

Kris
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:34 AM

Ellen!
You doing Hoe activity
With Hoe tendencies
Hoes are your friends, Hoes are your enemies
With hoe energy to do what you do
Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw
Ya'll professional like DJ Clue
You pulling on my coat tail
Now why you think you take a Hoe to a Hoe-tel
Hoe -tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Hoe-zone layer
C'mon playa wants to Hoe our ways
Them Hoes neva close, they open like hallways
So here's the Hoe take for your Hoe Hoe crew
And everybody wants some, cuz Hoes gotta eat too

Sabrina
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:35 AM

love how kittie's fur matches the deer's coloring!

fifi
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:36 AM

Theo, may I suggest cutting back on the mochas and using Equal not sugar in your latte's & espressos?

kar
 |  Jun 25, 2008 at 09:37 AM

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