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May 19, 2008

You CAN'T HANDLE the MEWS

STRAP YOURSELF IN, PEOPLE! This Baby Scottish Fold mewing action is gonna make you turn your car into oncoming traffic. I'm telling you right now you CANNOT HANDLE THE MEWS.

Jennifer B., it's like some EVIL, PERFECT Japanese YouTube Director has us IN THEIR CLUUUTCHES!

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meyhere!

j
 |  May 19, 2008 at 09:54 PM

Uh, PUT THE CAMERA DOWN AND PICK UP THAT KITTEN!

Just a suggestion.

So is this user really from Japan? *sigh* Figures.

Kar
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:01 PM

ooooohhhhhhh..... noooooooeeeeeee....
I EES DED! *flump*

[own cat pricks ears commotion, looks disgusted and unimpressed -- prances away to determine if new food has developed in food bowl. "GOD, humans are SO useless."]

I'M STILL DED ON FLOOR...

TurboFloof
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:04 PM

There are some squeaks interspersed with those mews. Too kyoot! Give that babeh whatever it wants.

bubbyscranky
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:11 PM

I'm very disappointed. I thought this site was devoted to *real* animals, not battery-operated stuffed animal toys.

Because this cannot possibly be real, right? This degree of perfect cuteness cannot exist in nature, I'm sure. This has got to be a toy. The baroo head-tilt, the eyes that squint with each 'ehn,' the teeny furrowed....

*distracts crowd*
*scoops kitty and slides her into pocket in one fell swoop*
*runs like hell*

Whaaaa'? Her human was being mean to her, trapping her on what is probably a 4" high ledge. I want her! I deserve to have her!

*Settles down to watch for the sixth time*

Mrs. Catlabash
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:13 PM

Haha, that was so cute it roused my little white kitty to come and investigate the laundry piles for the distressed kitten.

Stef
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:18 PM

That is just the cutest little kitty!! I wouldn't have been able to film it that long, I'd have to pick it up and cuddle it!!! So cute!

KendraPT
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:26 PM

Evil genius director with heart of stone!!!! Cuddle and snorgle that adorable kitteh. I would.

debg
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:36 PM

Awwwww... get poor kitten off the thing! I wouldn't be able to resist the mews!

LisaL
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:38 PM

My head just exploded from the qte! I could not have resisted the pitiful cries from the kitteh for half the time it took to film that video!! Please pump the blood from my bleeding heart back into my body so I do not perish!

slr
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, wittle behbeh is tawwwwwwwwking! Him eyes shine so bwight tew!

Jenny
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:40 PM

I'm going to have to hold the creator AND the object of this video, no, this weapon of mass distraction, responsible for my head asploding. I urge everyone else suffering the same fate to do the same. As it is, I'm going to have to show this video to the doctors who try to put it back together, so they understand the cause of the asplosion, but then their heads will asplode, escalating into an ever-increasing cycle until the nightly news broadcasts it for the epidemic it is... what hast thou wrought, tiny kitten?!

(As for how I'm typing this comment with an asploded head, I think it would be better to ask how the camera was even able to record such spectacle of cuteness.)

Alexa
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:46 PM

I just watched the video without buffering...OMG! My heart is really bleeding!! Give me the kitteh! It hurts to watch it!!!!! Tourniquet STAT!!!

slr
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:48 PM

Let the kitty down for chrissake!!!

spamabella
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:57 PM

BTW! Those cries! That is how I end up rescuing kittehs! 3 of my 4 ended up with me because of that sound!!! I react to that sound like others do to crying babies!!! I am seriously perklempt! I cannot keep my "mouth" shut! My heart just hurts!!! I am in tears over this video! How can anyone hold the camera that long and not melt??!!?? My own cats are unimpressed because they know that is how they own me! Who teaches the baby kitties this stuff, or is it instinct??

slr
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:59 PM

It struck my noisy kitty speechless. I have been looking for something other than more food that would do just that.

puppies&kitties
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:59 PM

No words. No words.

Fear not, little kitteh.

You had me at "mew."

berthaservant
 |  May 19, 2008 at 10:59 PM

Oh geez, I almost started to lactate for crying out loud!

You know, the difference between these Japanese vids and the rest (lol) is that they KNOW to be quiet and let teh cute do it's job.

If that were me or you, or that guy over there, we'd be blubbery messes cooing and squealing in the vids lol

claudia
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:01 PM

After flipping through a few of my Animal Behavior manuals and scientific journals, I have come to this conclusion:

TEH KITTEH WANTS SNOOGLINGS, DAGNABBIT!

paz
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:09 PM

My entire face is sore from the expressions of pure delight this wee kitten has wrought.

SOMEONE SNORGLE THE KITTEH!! [Mrs Lovejoy voice] Won't somebody *please* snorgle teh kitteh?

Lizzy
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:19 PM

dedbleensplode!

blair
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:42 PM

teh squeaks!

teh roundness!

I agree, this is some anime robot critter, a mini-robot by which the Japanese plan to PWN US ALL WIF TEH QTE.

We will have world peace, mesmerized by "NEKO 3000" toys.

But how the photographer could film this without snorgling the poor kitn is beyond me. Camera must also be a robot.

hed asplode, heart asplode, ovaries asplode.

lurkertype
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:42 PM

That camera was moving so much I am dizzy and almost nauseous.

sundryreasons
 |  May 19, 2008 at 11:56 PM

AAAAwwwwwwwww...Dunno how it could do this to me, but I was all clapping hands like a little child, with a stupid grin plastered on my face and the huge need of doing whatever to the kitteh, just to make it purr again. Gosh, I agree with lurkertype, cameraman must be a robot. Gaaaaah.

kidda
 |  May 20, 2008 at 12:12 AM

I exploded from the cute! :D

Kerry
 |  May 20, 2008 at 12:18 AM

Considering how cats think, is he saying "get me down so I can be with you ?" or "Why won't you get up here with me, you weird two legged cat ?"

UltramarineGoat
 |  May 20, 2008 at 12:39 AM

I thought I could handle the mews.

I was wrong.

When will I learn?


MEW!

DB
 |  May 20, 2008 at 12:40 AM

He's all like, "Would someone please get me down from this damned contraption already? I swear, good help these days..."

Beauregard
 |  May 20, 2008 at 12:51 AM

Poor kitty, let him down !!! How can someone just look at it and don't help the pooor thing ??
The robot is not the kitty, but the thing that is watching it !!

Genevieve
 |  May 20, 2008 at 01:08 AM

That was so mean. That poor little bebe was frightened. It used every sweet kitter trick to beg for mercy, and the hard-hearted human with the camera let it suffer on for toooo long. She doesn't deserve that kitten, I do. I would never strand it on a ledge and make it cry. I understand kitten talk, it was saying 'PLEASE save me, hold me, comfort me HELP ME!!"

Caroline
 |  May 20, 2008 at 01:09 AM

Poor Kitteh! I couln't watch the whole thing. Photographer is evol! Please rescue worried bebe.

PattyP
 |  May 20, 2008 at 01:14 AM

Ooooo my dog.
That was deadly.

Ninjin
 |  May 20, 2008 at 01:24 AM

Lethal cuteness.


Plus, for added laffs, two of my cats, who were asleep on opposite sides of the room from me, both woke up and came over to check out the mewing.

Gillian
 |  May 20, 2008 at 02:09 AM

I'd squeeeeeeeeeeeal too if I was that cute.

gravyboat
 |  May 20, 2008 at 02:27 AM

One of my eensy-weensy baby foster kittehs (marmie girl who is a real cuddler) had to go nose-to-nose with the screen to see who was squeaking!! I wound up putting it on MUTE so she wouldn't get upset!!!

I'd never have the intestinal fortitude to listen to that for more than 15 seconds or so without dropping the camera for vigorous cuddling.

Gail
 |  May 20, 2008 at 02:41 AM

Fear not bebeh kitteh! I shall rescue you from the unfeeling (or obviously deaf and blind) camera person!

sas
 |  May 20, 2008 at 02:58 AM

You warned us about the mews, but YOU DID NOT WARN US ABOUT THE VOMIT-CAM. I'm now thoroughly seasick. Maybe the camera person was swooning on the other end and couldn't hold the camera straight. Urp. Alka-Seltzer!

Shells
 |  May 20, 2008 at 03:24 AM

Heartrending pleas from cutest kitteh EVAR. I love how the mews start off all cute and helpless and then they just get annoyed. "Stupid hoomans! HALP MEH! I see you, you're RIGHT THERE! C'mon people!"

Naomi
 |  May 20, 2008 at 03:38 AM

Honestly...if that was my kitten...it would spend it's life wet...from on the kisses I would be smothering it with! OMG...C-U-T-E!!

kk3
 |  May 20, 2008 at 03:56 AM

I was gonna feel sorry for this kitty that she was stranded on the table and couldn't get down, but then I saw the uber-fancy scratching post/kitty condo in the background.

That is obvy a brand new floor to ceiling kitty condo, *with* a red ribbon tied to the top.

To-tally a pampered kitten.

Chocolate Chipped
 |  May 20, 2008 at 04:09 AM

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should not view Cute Overload in a moving vehicle. Yes, I *would* have turned my car into oncoming traffic.

Jane
 |  May 20, 2008 at 04:44 AM

The poor thing obviously wants down. How can "animal lovers" torture their pets and video tape it!?!?!?!

[This, peeps, is what's known as a "Care Troll". Nothing to see here, move along... - Ed.]

Concerned
 |  May 20, 2008 at 04:50 AM

@Alexa:
"weapon of mass distraction"
LOLZ :)

Alexandra
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:11 AM

Gee thanks Meg...

I SQUEEEEEEEEE'd so hard I peed

*snork*

ButtaRumCake
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:21 AM

Ohmigawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!!SCREEEEE!CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

m read
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:22 AM

ttttttoooooooo kyoooooooot~

The mouth pinknessess! The (plink) blink~!1 The cheek roundness! The head tiltage! Teh mews, the mews.... we are DOOMED~!

Somebody help me I am melting into my shair.......

Laura
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:24 AM

Awww. Poor cutie baby kitty wanted to GET DOWN!

"Get me offa here! PLEASE, get me OFFA here, you big dope! What up with you and that stupid camera? GET ME OFFA HERE!!!"

I bite those little folded ears!!!

Wendy
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:25 AM

Aaawwww....come here, baby kitty. I'll give you some wuvs.

Nicolletta
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:26 AM

At the very beginning, from the underside view you can see it's not a tabletop as the post in the background continues down. It's actually a super-duper cat tower. The YouTube description says that Mu-chan hadn't figured it out yet. There's also a link to the blog and all the kitty accessories are in the left hand side bar.

Flibble
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:30 AM

Very sweet lil kitteh!! But: Cute or Sad, that's what I'm saying... Poor thing.

Karla B
 |  May 20, 2008 at 05:39 AM

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