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Apr 14, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Cutest Kitten in the World

There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named "Memebon"

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See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at Memebon.jp ;)

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the eyes.. omg the eyes, they burn!!

Amy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:30 AM

Pets in pots, condition deux.

cjms
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:31 AM

There's so many rules of cuteness @ play at once that I can't even begin to point them out! Perhaps I shall just say SQUEEEE!, and fall dead to the floor from the cute. *thud*

CaroL
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:33 AM

Neeeeeeeeehhh - waaant! Calicos rule!

Poohbear
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:34 AM

Melting! I'm melting!!! OMG this is one adorable mite!!!

slywlf
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:35 AM

i'm not really crazy about this kind of cat. their eyes always look like they're on the verge of falling out :(

rachel
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:36 AM

My head just exploded!!

Orbitty
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Normally I don't like those cats with the pushed in noses, but this one is SUPER CUTE! I wonder what it brothers and sisters look like.

Kerry
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:36 AM

bathtime??

DO NOT WANT!

Yodie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:37 AM

I too don't care for the pushed-in-nose look, but the one where Mama's picking her bebeh up and she's all "HALP!!" cracks me up.

Nekussa
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Man o Man...As teh end of tax season rolls around...you cannot beleive how much I need the Qte today!! I'll have to be all like..."Excuse me, go ahead adn keep yelling at me about how you shouldnt have to owe teh government any money, and how I'm a stupid head, I'm just going to snorgle this little kitteh."

Jmper
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM

help... help... must... press... back button before... it's too

{boooooooooooooooo} <--flatline sound

Alex F
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Love it, love it, LOVE it. Thanks for not holding back on the quantity of pictures.

Corlissa
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:41 AM

ZOMG SO WEE...

Cara N.
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:43 AM

Kind of ugly actually. sorry.

madcat
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Must......have......that.......kitteh!!!!!

Sheila
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:45 AM

BTW...what kind of kitteh is this? A Scottish Fold?? (Is that even a kitteh? Sounds like it should be)

Jmper
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Persian I think....scottish folds are ultra cute

madcat
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:48 AM

*WHEW*

OK, hovertexts now added. ALL of them.

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Ded. I am ded.

D. E. D.

Ded.

monty
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Bebeh inherited the facial markin's- so tiiiiiiiiny, oh, so, so, YEAH. The straight out the back tail, my fave!

Domo origato!

Katrina
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:51 AM

Maybe you should just shut down the site now. Nothing can ever top that; it was a lifetime supply of cute. It touches so many rules and creates still more.

Jen
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:51 AM

ooooooo soooo cuuuuuute

Andréa
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:52 AM

This cute kitty disapproves a lot though.

And... does the mom have fire in her eyes ? That would explain a lot. Only a demon can engender a creature so cute you would damn yourself.

Spyro
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Can't...stop...looking...

My favorite, I think, is the tokyo stomping one. The little ducks! The pastel blanket! The kitteh sniffing the little animals! Looking confused and perplexed, as if to say, "wai u afrade of mes?"

CoffeeCup
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:53 AM

It is the cutest kitten in the world!
Sandra

Sandra Evertson
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

OH

EM

*thud*

Jennifer
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Oh. Em. Gee.

It's HRH Miss Mia, as a kittayn. I am immediately whisked back two and a half years to seeing her and her litter mates for the first time. Now you all know how she ended up coming home with me. Who could resist such potent qte? No one I tell you! No one!

momof2kitties
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:56 AM

Thank the Lo' fo' makin this kitteh!!!

Lindsay M.
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:56 AM

ZOMG!!! *falls out of chair* I have been blinded by the cuteness!!! I can't see! NOOOOOOO!

Mary
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM

GAH!

i am so overly DED, beyond DED, so DED that there is no word to describe how DED i am.

it's too much. too much. can't take it. ok CO you can take a month off now, this will last us at least that long.

jen
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Spyro: 'Only a demon can engender a creature so cute you would damn yourself.'

That's the funniest concept I have ever heard...EVA'!

and le sigh..it's so troo ;)

DivaPie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:00 AM

The nompaw is my personal fave. And I too usually don't go for persians (except Winston)--cats' noses should protrude from their faces! Memebon obviously breaks all the rules.

debg
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:00 AM

Squeeee!!! I want!!!!!!!!

coyotemom
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Homahgawd. I am slayed by the paw-sucking seductitude.

Julie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:02 AM

I'm all 'aww'ed out. I'm just gonna keel over and die.
bleen

Mia
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:03 AM

oh my dear god that is the cutest thing i have ever seen.

teneisha
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:04 AM

In the midst of a really bad day, this was almost exactly what I needed--the only thing better would be to hold it and carry it around with me today as I do a bunch of meaningless things

kathy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Awww, so that's what the smooshed face cats look like as kittehs! I always wondered....

*pictures Winston that small*

Diana
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:05 AM

I SWEAR in that one picture she's sucking her thumb!

Aaaaanh. (head tilt)

jules
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:06 AM

AHHHHHHH!

That. Sweetest. Bebeh. Kitteh. EVAH!

My eyes caved into mah head. No longer need to QTE. Dis waaay too much WOW!

Bebeh kitteh in cup. I want!

Laura
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:07 AM

I need all the qte I can get today, thank you, Meg, for posting so many of this little miracle.

My world is shattered because one of the greatest animal lovers I know, my stepfather, is no longer with us. He rescued our Theo when she was two weeks old and even tinier than this little doll.

Please hug your friends and loved ones close (whether or not they walk on four legs or two).

berthaservant (no longer berthaslave)
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM

Theo and Theo say Thank You.

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:09 AM

Bebeh gripping the little blue octopus is my fave. Would it be so wrong to displace my 4-month-old hooman grandbaby pic with that as my screensaver? Oh, wait, I think I'm asking the wrong crowd that question. . .

[ ***SNORT*** - Ed.]

Desdemona
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:12 AM

More baby pics please!

jen
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:13 AM

I am not a lover of smooshed faced kitties - or folds - but that's pretty darned coote!

Was she a preemie or a runt? I am unable to read Japanese - so can't figger out anything at their site.

But dang - she's a cootiepie

Carrie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:16 AM

Oh...my...god!!!! Someone shoot me to put me out of my painful urges to fly off to Japan to snorgle this kitty right now.

chanpon
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Berthaservant.... I wanted to, offer my condolences and thoughts and cyber hugs for you and your family during this time... may your furfriends and 2 foot friends be a comfort to you in this time.

(((((hugs)))) - a great fan of yours and your gorgeous kitty - Carrie

Carrie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Awww, BerthaS*, so sorry about your loss :( Big hugs and squooshes to Bertha {{{}}}} (puzzled by the name change, but guess that's insensitive given the circumstances.)

Poohbear
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:20 AM

Too cute. I am not addicted.

Pretyblak
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:20 AM

I don't...
I can't...
How...
Wtf?
How am I supposed to live a normal life after all of that cuteness. AND ICAN'T EAT IT!!???

Nicole
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:20 AM

Theo, great work on the hovertexts, and fast too!
Carrie - she's just small in some of the pics, now she's a normal kitty according to the website (and she HAS survived that first bath!)

Poohbear
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:23 AM

Pic...with...little...blue...octopus...*headexplodes*

Nicolletta
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:24 AM

berthaS - many many thoughts with you today...and many meows, woofs, chirps, and squeaks, too. don't even know you but i think you're my bff.

meowandwoof
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:25 AM

What? WHAT?!? What fresh hell is this, Meg?!?

Big hugs to Berthaservant. I'm sorry for your loss.

Babs
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:34 AM

Re: kitten on scale...
I bet she weighs less than Hello Kitty. She is the same as three small apples.

april
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:40 AM

meh. i liked the photo on the sheepskin bed but other then that. meh.

Dawn
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:40 AM

OMG!!!! so, so cute....i can barely help myself from trying to reach into the computer screen and snorggle that babeh!!!

MG
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:42 AM

Thanks all. The name change is unrelated to the recent sadness, just coincidental. After some reflection I was uncomfortable using the term "slave." I try to be sensitive to the way I use words and the way I was using that word was not accurate, internally or externally.

I keep looking at these pictures, thank you Meg and Theo again.

berthaservant (no longer berthaslave)
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:42 AM

I'd like to know if there are more kittens like her in the litter, or is she the most adorable one? 'Cause if there were more, we should just end everything now.

michellemybelle
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:43 AM

(( berthaservant)) I'm so sorry. And now that I look at your blog (finally) I see your Bertha is the twin of my dearly departed Shadow.. so I see how you have become enslaved.

Mary (the first)
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM

She'd be cuter if she said "Pa-Sicke."

Pussytoes
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM

I had not been a fan of Persians until Winston... but this little tike has won my heart. So Qte!!

sas
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:50 AM

Pussytoes, I agree. ;)

halfmilk
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Sweet Jeebus on a stick! There are no words.

LOLBabyMama
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM

So sorry to hear about your loss, berthaservant. :( It sounds like your stepfather will be mourned by many a two- and four-footer.

As for this bebbeh kitteh... Ho. Ly. Crap! (Can I say that here?) There are NO words!

cheesybird
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM

LOLBabyMama - Jinx, you owe me a Pa-sickle. Or do I owe you one?

cheesybird
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:59 AM

OMG!!!! This just brightened my day, sweet baby. The octopus hug is soooo cute. THUD!

JinxtheCat
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:00 PM

The one of momma loaded first and all I could think of was "Sith Feline!"

As for the rest, he looks like an Ewok. WANT ONE!!!

Arokthis
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Surely this isn't real, but part of a plot for world omination.

Hon Glad
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:02 PM

my hed goes splodey with cuteness ... i r ded

rissu
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:03 PM

I rarely comment, but here was my train of thought on this one:

Awww, kitten on a scale!
Awwwwwwww, kitty falling out of cup!
Hee, tiny kitty attacked by ...well, scary-eyed mom!
OMG kitty with tiny ducks!
KITTY HOLDING BLANKET OHMIGOD
AHHHH OCTOPUS KITTEN CUTENESS CUTENESS ASFKASJFLKJAKSfkajflksajfkajfjkaskf.

*falls over*

^^or something to that effect. And I don't even LIKE squashed kitty-faces. (I swear I'm usually a sane, rational person.)

Jackie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:03 PM

Oh my sweet sassy molassey.

wee_squirrel
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:04 PM

Erm, domination

Hon Glad
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:06 PM

I think that I have died and gone to QTE Kitteh Heaven. The delicate little pawsicle to the mouth is too much, if I can choose only 1! These pics are unbelievable, and that face is just so - so - kissable! (there, I've said it)
I have to recover now.

ThreeCatNight
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Ive melted .... what a cute little thing .......

Brandi Lee
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:10 PM

Holy *SPLODE*!!!!!!!!!

DKN
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:11 PM

I heart hovertext :) I has sad when they are missing...lol...this kitty and momma are fricken cute...overload complete...:)

Shersher
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:19 PM

I think my soul just died.

I think I need a vacation from CO I cannot take so much cuteness in 3 days. -packs bags-

tutts
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:19 PM

He seems perpetually disheartened about his lack of a nose. For being muzzle-less, though, he's pretty cute.

angie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:20 PM

Love how the mom keeps taking him out of cups and saucers! She must be all, "You are cute, but they are not allow to eat you!"

Trisha
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:24 PM

I can't decide what's better: the pics or the hovertext. Either way, I had a huge grin on my face while scrolling. There's a cat next to me, but don't tell him that I was looking at another cute kitty!

stubbedoo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:24 PM

It's like, just when I thought the first picture was the cutest thing EVAR, I scrolled down and BAM! Cuter pictures. Scrolled some more: Cuter still. And so it continues until my head asplodes. The tiny head peering out from the bed. The duck toy. The blankie. The "it totally looks like the kitteh is sucking it's thumb". The octopus toy. The "I must squeesh my head through these bars. I MUST!" The SMALLNESS. THE UBER UBER SMALLNESS.

*iz, like so many others on CO, ded*

Karli
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:24 PM

Can't breath...cough cough...the lights are going dim and skull starting to...

KAAAABOOOOOOOMMMM!

Wombats
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:25 PM

This one sent me over the edge. I have to go to my CO Anonymous group now. I admit I am powerless over my CO addiction - that my life has become unmanageable...

jessica
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:35 PM

I don't like how his face/head is concave!!!!
But the octopus picture is really adorable.

Kris
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:36 PM

@ Nicole:

Sorri...u can not eat it..
but you CAN print pic and EAT that...not as nice to nom, but still very enjoyable...
Check out the fifth pic again..
O MI GAWD do you just wanna die of happiness?!!

peep
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:36 PM

P.S. Berthaservant, my most sincere condolences on your loss. Animal lovers are the best people around. (((HUGS)))

Kris
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:37 PM

@ Jessica-
Yes, we need meetings to be able to talk to someone when we have hit our rock bottom of cuteness...I suggest you write our 12 Steps....
i know my habit is out of control and that truly, it is unmanageable....
sigh.
but what a way to go.

peep
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:38 PM

think I just broke my cheeks.

NTMel
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:39 PM

OK, that made me LOL, NTMel.
:)

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Ok... so at first, I thought to myself, "It's a pretty cute kitten, but I've seen cuter."

But then, I got to the one wiff hims widdle MOUF open and that little tongue...
... and then the one with the PAW over teh ickle MOUF!!!

I'm still not sure if this is the cutest kitten, or just the best kitten photogrophy skills in the history of the "cute" genre. ;)
I love them. <3

Kwistee
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:00 PM

um

if you haven't clicked on the http://www.memebon.jp/ link yet, well, it has a movie.

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:07 PM

Dear Lord have mercy on my ever-lovin' soul! THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Mary78
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:11 PM

Don't you think these pedigree cats with the bashed-in faces look just grotesquely deformed?

I think cats with cat-face-shaped faces are always cuter.

Gypsum Fantastic
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:15 PM

I never thought there'd be a kitten cuter than mine. But she is SOOOO CUUUUTE!
I love the 'face up with eyes closed' shot the best. Awwww!

DebbieH
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:17 PM

Awww!!! This is beyond adorable! Each pic is mind-blowingly CUTE. I'm trying to reach thru the monitor to pet bebeh kitty. Mama kitty is gorgeous, as well, with her orange-fire eyes. (also not a big fan of push-faced Persians, but this post, plus Winston is slowly changing my attitude)

Is it just me, ot is Pa-Sickie going to be a running joke on CO? I thought that post was cute, too. No problem with human babies once and awhile, especially when they do something that cute.

LisaHoneychan
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:19 PM

Gaah! I think our dwarf hamsters are bigger than that kitten!

cuterbythehour
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:19 PM

((( HUGS))) to berthaservant and family.

I always thought calico markings were random, but the way the facial markings mimic the mom's, I'm thinking I was wrong. How Cute!!!

Brenda
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:22 PM

"Ziggy really sang
screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan"
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001OH7Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

RevWaldo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:24 PM

His qteness has been amped up with tiny props and narrow depth-of-field photography! Don't be fooled!

Oh, OK, be fooled. ^_^

RevWaldo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:25 PM

So cute, but one wonders about the breeding that made this lil lady.

Edith
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:27 PM

berthaservant, my condolences as well. We only really miss people we loved.

amy j
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:30 PM

I regret to inform you that level of cuteness violates at least twelve laws and thirty-eight international guidelines.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate that kitten for the sake of public safety. I shall personally take on the task of defusing its cuteness by snorgling it non-stop, every minute, until it is fully-grown.
No, don't thank me. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it...

Londoner
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:33 PM

his face isn't just flat.. it's actually caved in..! does that mean it's perpetually crosseyed?

i think cats with noses are cuter

whoa
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:33 PM

Tee Heee Mini-Me Kittayn.
Could it get any cuter I say No Unequivicolly NO!

Teho Can we have a matchinks Cause she matches her Mama almost exactly. Pleease???? Makes sadest of all puppy dog eyes in an effort to influence.

Annie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:34 PM

Oh dear - I'm afraid even the teeniness of the kitteh can't overcome the fact that its nose doesn't stick out. For me. I'm glad everybody else loves it. (I also thought Pasickie was hilarious, so what the heck do I know?)

hey-h
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:35 PM

That's frightening. It's Deform-O-Cat, now with more walleye.

The photos themselves, however, are lovely and charming.

Cassie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:35 PM

Deepest condolences to berthaservant and family.

I love the calico kitties. My old girl is a slightly tubby tortie calico named Snack and in spite of the crankiness that accompanies her ilk, she's a real lovey girl.

Alexis
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:37 PM

Edith, hey-h, I think the cat is a scottish fold, which is an accepted breed.

CoffeeCup
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:39 PM

Doesn't look like a scottish fold to me...but anyway, I didn't say it's not an accepted breed, I just said it's not my cup of tea (or cup of kitteh - heh). It's ok, CoffeeCup, we don't all have to like the same cats.

hey-h
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:44 PM

If someone, anyone could invent a shot that keeps that kitten right at that size and age forever they would be the richest sob the world has ever known.....

Liz
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:44 PM

KAWAII!!! KAWAII koneko desu!!! =^^= I have never seen such a cute kittayn in my life!!! I wonder if she smells like baby powder...She MUST! I love the pic where the koneko is holding the aoi tako!!! Kawaii overload desu!!!

Mitsu
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:49 PM

This little Japanese love muffin nearly broke the needle on my proshometer.

Gail White
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:49 PM

@ CoffeeCup:

Our tortie calico had the smushed-in ears too, for a while anyway. They do grow into 'em eventually. Now she has regular pointy cat ears, suitable for snorgling, huffing and kissing. Assuming I have the appropriate protective anti-claw gear on that is.

And, @ Alexis:
She is a crank-meister, too. Goes with the territortie. HAHA!

momof2kitties
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 01:51 PM

I think she just looks more smooshed because of her coloring. And is mamma taking her OUT of the cups or putting her IN?

And condolences, Berthaservant, from me, as well.

AuntieMame
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:00 PM

I'm torn - I also like noses on my kitties, but this one is awful darn cute other than that!

amy j
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:10 PM

This is a cutie-pie. That * LINUS * pic with the blankie is just killer. A part of me though wants to rush this bebeh to plastic surgery to get a bigger nose. You can't even see it with those markings!

Maybe we can have a trans-pacific playdate with Winston.

Berthaservant, I'm sorry for your loss. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

kar
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:11 PM

little sweetie

harlemgrrl
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:12 PM

so torn today looking at kittehs. yesterday night some speeding idiot drove over my neighbour's beautiful all white cat. It was heartbreaking seeing it die like this. I can't get that out of my mind anymore. Sorry to disturb your good moods with this. Needed to write it down.

Khadija
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:13 PM

Berthaslave, I'm so sorry!

Khadija
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:15 PM

Oh ... my ... god! That kitten is the cutest thing I have seen in my entire life, and I don't even like cats. So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :-D

Nik
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:15 PM

Jmper: It's an Exotic Shorthair, a hybrid of the Persian. Typically referred to as, "the Lazy Man's Persian" :)
We have 3 of them and they are just the sweetest animals ever. So boo to all of you that think they're ugly!

Marlo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:15 PM

I can't even begin to explain. I'm spinning on some CO cloud. Does it get any cuter? I don't think so!

Marie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:19 PM

JUST. CANT. HANDLE. THIS. GUY.

I'm dying. Dead.

JEN
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:25 PM

oh my GAWD! I normally am not fond of cats...but....lord.

petra
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:29 PM

Scottish fold overload.

StephKaye
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:41 PM

* NOTE FROM THE MODERATOR *

* xenophobic comments will be unpublished *

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:44 PM

*dies*

oh my gee. so cute!

my ovaries exploded.

Stephanie
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:57 PM

Oh for the love of gawd! The mama cat putting the bebeh cat in a cup? Or pulling it out? The bebeh cuddling a dolly? I can't take this!!!!

cubbybutt
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 02:57 PM

my sympathies, berthaservant. i've been there too.

as for the rest...

*splode*

theoneflyinvet
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:06 PM

Oh my god. Too much cuteness for just one little kitty.

Flavia
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:20 PM

S;DLFKJSDBNHFDLKNGFNMSDGUP NVZNKL
LKSJDFJKHFLKHJG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mnprthklmwqrty!!!

too...cute...can't...use...vowels...

Jen
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:26 PM

ohhhh. the pic of her with her lil frens, duck and cat. KILLS me. Those spindly pink feet. oof.

Michelle
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:27 PM

Is that a saki cup that baby is in? A tiny saki cup?

Sue
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:46 PM

If I am ever sad again at any point in my life, all I will have to do is think of this kitteh and all will be rainbows.

julimi
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 03:50 PM

BerthaS and Khadija, my condolences over the sadness you're going through. There is still love in the world, remember.

debg
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:18 PM

Awww! Calico persian :').

Maybe not the cutest in the WORLD, but probably a close 2nd or 3rd. *snorgles*

neptune
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:18 PM

Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt.

I think you just need to close up shop, Meg. There is NOTHING cuter than this kittayn. N.O.T.H.I.N.G. You have reached the pinnacle of your CO career! Bravo!

And Theo, what I can I saw about those hovertexts? I simply can't choose one favorite!

I should be working on the massive pile of homework that is looming over me. Instead, I am here, unable to tear myself away from this delectable little morsel.

Bravo, Meg and Theo. Bravo *slow clap*

- chick

chicklet
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:27 PM

brb bcoming ded

blue-kun
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:27 PM

PS: berthaservant, I am so sorry for your loss

- chick

chicklet
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:29 PM

are you kidding me? I just melted!!! As a pug owner, anything with a smooshed in face and tiny, i just can't help but love!

Sprinkles
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:32 PM

OMG My head has exploded and I am 'ded' from the qt!

MrsBall
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:48 PM

well, some of the pics are really cute, even though i am a major dog person, but some of the pics are really pretty ugly. Sorry. smooshed faces on animals just looks like someone crammed their face into a brick wall. not all that appealing, i'm sure you know. sorry, but this cat is SO not the cutest. get some new judges!

Rip36706
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:50 PM

Want.

Must have.

To love.

Ann
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:51 PM

okay, i felt bad for such mean comments, so i went back and relooked over the pics. some (okay most of them) are very cute. the mom does look sort of scary though, with her scary eyes. (satan cat!!!) but the pics i like the best are: 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,11,13,15. does anyone else agree w/ me??? and wow this little bugger really grew on me... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Rip36706
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:55 PM

Many condolences, berthaservant.

As for the pics, how come none of my kitchen utensils and dishware came with little bebeh kittehs?

CathyDee
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 04:55 PM

Now that I'm home from work, I'm checking out the blog section on memebon.jp - she's grown up! There's video! More proshness!

michellemybelle
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:01 PM

So sweet... I've always been partial to Scottish Folds, although I've heard a lot of them have health problems - I hope this adorable kitten is as healthy as s/he is cute.

Berthaservant, I'm so sorry. I remember the last time I was truly miserable, I too looked to cute animals for comfort... my pic of choice was of a tiny baby bunny curled up snug and safe in a benevolent hand, a reminder that there are those who care about us and want to comfort us.

Melisma
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:01 PM

Berthaservant, my deepest sympathies to you and your family. Your stepfather was an exceptional person, and I'm sure he was loved and admired by everyone he encountered. May your family be spared further sorrows.

Now I'm off to mop the floor where my head sploded from the cuteness of that anerable kitteh!

Rachel
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:01 PM

Definitely a cute or sad.

I don't think cats with squished-in noses look right, but there's definitely some cuteness! so helpless-looking!.. >.<

equus
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:04 PM

Does this baby have cleft lip? Her mouth seems to open all the way to under her nose.

She's too adorable for words. My eyes asploded from the cute earlier today when I was at work...

Helene
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:05 PM

I am also not a big fan of smushed face kitties but this IS cute. Love the one with mommy picking her up.

Berthaservant, my condolences as well. :(

Brandi
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:06 PM

@berthaservant: I posted earlier on the Pom commentary, but since it is gone, I just want to send TONS of {{HUGS}} and snorgles your way! (and to your family, too)

Your stepdad sounds like a great guy. My dad was an animal lover, too.

Gail
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:06 PM

I went to the site, and memebon has her own books of cuteness! Too bad I can't figure out how to order it through Japanese Amazon... :(

Ashley
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:12 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it just didn't stop!
the cute kept going!

marmaladee
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:18 PM

LOLBabyMama - OMG!!! I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle! "Sweet Jeebus on a stick" ?!? Lawdhammussy!! LOLOLOL

ButtaRumCake
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:26 PM

jen, u r soooooo rait. teneisha, ai agreez hunderd persent. all teh rest a u who're ded, mii tew. Winston, welkum Memebon an familee into teh Kawaii Hawl uv Faim.

jmuhj
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:32 PM

Y'know what? I come here every day, and read these comments where people are all like "Squee!" and "I'm ded from the qte!" and I'm all smug like, "yeah, he's cute and everything but GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES PEOPLE!"

Today, however... Today I giggled. I squeed. Out loud. I even snorted. Yes, I may have even said "Oh my god, how cute."

Curse you, Japanese. Curse you.

Eris
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:39 PM

WHO AUTHORIZED THIS????

...i died.

brain

heart

melted. onto desk chair and floor.

and who is then going to clean up this mess?

catluvr
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:41 PM

((((((((( Berthaservant))))))))) You have my deepest condolences. God bless the family!

ButtaRumCake
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:44 PM

Must agree with the more negative comments. This kitten makes me feel sad.

David Spor
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:47 PM

To those making the "omg ugly" comments: Cuteness is subjective. Some people prefer blonde, blue-eyed humans, some people prefer non-persian/exotic cats. But there's no need to heckle the wee kitten just because it's not your flavour of cute. Eesh.

Lara
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:52 PM

The cuteness... the cuteness...

caroline
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:55 PM

That kitteh is so cute he hurts. Oh the agony!

Gen
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:59 PM

CAN'T....CATCH...BREATH...

OMG KICKED MY ASS...

Breathe...

Hellbound Alleee
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 05:59 PM

The kitty name is just 'Meme'. Her mother is 'Goma' and they live together with a Scottish Fold 'Fuku'. I'm trying to figure out where the '-bon' comes in. 'Memebon' is the title of the book, and my best guess is it's the word for book (but voiced due to compounding). Of course, I could be over-analyzing.

Back to staring at the kitteh!

not-a-linguist
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:07 PM

OK, if you haven't tried clicking the website, there's a little menu on it I can't read but the hover-over on one of the options makes this little animation of a milk bottle spinning around and landing in this kitten's mouth. Oh my word.

Missa
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:11 PM

Im skeered....

That poor little fugly kitty is gonna grow up....


Definately in the "sad" catagory.

Catsquatch
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:33 PM

OMG. It's like this kitten is the ICE PICK of Cute and it has just been stabbed, stabbed, stabbed into my brain about a dozen times.

Redzilla
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:37 PM

Wow, that really is the cutest kitteh in the world. And I don't even LIKE cats.

angela
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:42 PM

Okay, there must be something wrong with me... I don't think that kitten's very cute. The picture with the teeny toys is pretty good, tho'.

Fo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:44 PM

that is the ugliest set of cats i've ever seen. I find most of the stuff on this site very adorable indeed, but cats that can't breathe through their noses because they've been bred into mutants is just extremely disheartening to me. There is nothing cute with a cat without a nose structure.

jeremiah
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:45 PM

If it was a French kitteh, I'd say "bon" meant "good." I don't know what it means in Japanese, though. :)

AuntieMame
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:45 PM

That is the definition of cute overload. And the mummy cat is cute toooooooo.

Kimski
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:47 PM

dear god.

i swear this is the cutest thing i've ever ever ever ever ever seen.

krystal
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 06:53 PM

PLEASE...I must know...

what breed of cat is this??? I know that it's calico, but what breed exactly gives the cat its BEAUTIFUL SMOOSHED FACE! I need to know! I want one so bad. PLEASE HELP ME!

candy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:17 PM

Hugs for berthaservant. I wish I could make you feel better. I always enjoy your comments. I can only think "hugs". I will keep the platitudes to myself.

hugs Kim.

Kimski
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:27 PM

shut UP!!!!!!!!!!

LesbianNeoCon
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:28 PM

*faints dead away*

secretlyindian
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:41 PM

Little toy whale! WANT!

Hibiscus
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:48 PM

Candy -- I might as well say this, because somebody's bound to, and quite possibly not as nicely... the "smooshed face" cats tend to have problems related to their smooshed faces. They're basically missing a muzzle. This is especially true about the Persian breed, which is probably the breed people think of most often with this flat-face feature.

To be honest, I'm not the best-informed person about this, since it doesn't affect any of our resident critters... but just for starters, Wikipedia has this to say specifically about Persians:
"The breed was originally established with a short (but not non-existent) muzzle, but over time this feature has become extremely exaggerated, particularly in North America, and Persians with the more extreme brachycephalic head type are susceptible to a number of health problems (specifically affecting their sinuses and breathing) caused by it."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_cat

The good news, then, is that THIS kitten most likely isn't one of the super-smushed over-bred cats. (Also, kitten eyes generally tend to "straighten out" with time.)

And hey, there's nothing to stop you from going to your local animal shelter, humane society, etc. on a regular basis, and keeping an eye out for a cat to *adopt* with whatever characteristics resonate with you. Shelter pets are the best -- and of course they all need Forever Homes, loving families, and proper veterinary care.

Theo
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 07:54 PM

hugs to Khadija also.

Kimski
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:03 PM

Thank you, not-a-linguist. I'm a current Japanese student, and I figured out pretty fast the cat's name is just Meme. The "-bon", according to my dictionary, links to "hon", which is book. The fact that she has more than one book makes this make sense.
Aside from that. I'm not a big fan of the smoosh-faced cats, but even I have to admit that Meme-chan is cute. And Fuku-san looks eternally peeved.

Daralis
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:12 PM

OH. MY. GOD.

The beauty... the beauty... *sobs* I seriously almost teared because of the qte.

Fegzy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:41 PM

"To those making the "omg ugly" comments: Cuteness is subjective. Some people prefer blonde, blue-eyed humans, some people prefer non-persian/exotic cats. But there's no need to heckle the wee kitten just because it's not your flavour of cute. Eesh."

true, Lara. it bears repeating. people, if you don't have something nice to say, please just move on...

ashagato
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:45 PM

oh, and love to berthaservant...

and calicos rule!

ashagato
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:47 PM

love & hugs to berthaservant...

and calicos rule!

ashagato
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:47 PM

I have to admit, my first response was "that is one ugly little cat, right there."

I think the one where she's sleeping with one paw up to her mouth is what did it, though. Ugly as the little thing is, she's still cute.

It's just that Persians look a bit retarded to me at that age, with their droopy eyes and oddly-shaped mouths.

Redbone
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:50 PM

Holy crap, that is absolutely adorable! I don't usually like that type of cat, but to deny the cuteness in those photos... just.. man.. my head almost s'ploded!

Is it a male kitten? Think I can see some nads in some of the pics. Aren't male calicos super rare? I do remember reading that somewhere that most calico cats are female and it's very rare to find a male.

LisaL
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 08:57 PM

This is so cute it brought REAL TEARS TO MY EYES.

Vex
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:01 PM

she's so small and cute!!!! (too bad babies eventually grow up and I personally think that persian cats are not as cute as when they were young)

vick
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:04 PM

That cat looks like it just lost a bar fight.

Not cute, and certainly not deserving of 16 pictures here--seriously?

Amanda
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:08 PM

Is this the first instance of Nietzschean hovertext on CO?

Awesome post.

Jim
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:09 PM

MemeBon,
I looked at a Japanese painted screen once, and there was a kitten that looked just like you...But enough culture...Interspecies Cute Attack!!...Gurgle!!
Ack!...kitten...kitten...

Totalee Puppy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:12 PM

Theo, I just wanted to add something to the very important points you made. And while I'm somewhat reluctant to get morbidly scientific on such a delightful site, there's a serious issue that should concern those of us who care about animals and are dismayed when we learn about some of the disturbing health problems associated with certain of the more extreme breeds. In addition to the ones you mentioned, another of the defects that occurs in Persian, and other flat-faced cats, is referred to as "sterotic nares." Basically, what that means, in plain English, is the cat will require surgery to enlarge the nostrils just to enable it to breathe properly. But what's really incomprehensible is why, for instance, an organization like the American Veterinary Association, hasn't been screaming bloody murder about the havoc some of these breeders are causing by forcing what would otherwise be perfectly healthy animals to have to undergo corrective surgery.

Now, having said that, the kitten is absolutely adorable. But please think about what's deliberately being done to these helpless animals in the interest of somebody's idea of beauty.

Anonymous
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:13 PM

Ahh, actually, I'm skerrd of this kitten! Espesh those photos with the momma cat!

Catrina
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:19 PM

OH MY GOD! SO CUTE!

loks like my cat that died not to long ago :[

well the color that is all but still...

anwyays fhsuifiuds

so cute!! and I just spelled anyways wrong


ANYWAYS!


OMG CUTE! <3

Coushatta
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 09:44 PM

Thank you very much for all the helpful tips and info, THEO!! You are an amazingly knowledgeable person and obviously know your kittens!!!! MUCHAS GRACIAS

thanks to you, too Anonymous (who also added to Theo's comment)

Candy
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Okay when I first saw the header for this post, I was like "you're so fulluva yourself--world's cutest kitten? Yeah, bring it on, baby!"

I'll retract my words now. For shame, that's one freaking cute kitten, and obviously one proud and caring mama!

DLR
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:15 PM

My hed just asploded from da cyoot!!

muppet2171
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:40 PM

Berthaservant, I am very sorry to hear. My condolences and hugs to you and yours.

As for this poor lil' calico pookiepuff ... ugly or not, it's a wee helpless behbeh, and therefore cute.(Goes for bebehs of all species as far as I'm concerned.)

(Theo and Anonymous - thanks for the info.)

Subhangi
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:51 PM

His little pet duckie just puts the whole thing over the edge. That's it, my life is complete.

Jessica
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:55 PM

Uwaaaaah, too cute, tou kyute, 2 Qte.... Excellent post!

Raemie L.
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:49 PM

sigh. I just don't find this that cute. Plus, I am concerned that it has been bred for tiny size, which always disturbs me. I guess, just give me a wonderful DSH or DLH any day.

E
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:07 AM

I find this animal completely disgusting. Even for a cat (and that's saying something).

Release it, I say, and let it fend for itself amid the mean streets of Tokyo.

Mensch
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:19 AM

Looks like a baby Persian kitteh.

Salaam gorbe halet shoma chetori? Shoma kheili qashangast.

abad
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:29 AM

that thing is just faaaaaaaaarrrrrrkin ugly! bring on the puppies i say. cats are SOOOOO NOTTTTTT cute!!!!!! Hello???!!

bichonlove
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:38 AM

Pushed-in-nose kittehs are icky. Squooshed-up-ear kittehs are icky.

Cats should look like cats, not squashed bulldog/pekingese freaks.

herzliebster
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:41 AM

Damn me for not learning Japanese from my friends!!! *glowers*

Eize
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 02:04 AM

Holy freaking crap cakes... I think I just lapsed into some sort of diabetic coma from the sweetness...

Hol
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 02:44 AM

What a forlorn looking puddytat! I want to geev heem a beeg kees.

GRAVYBOAT
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 03:36 AM

what is it with people and scottish folds? they aren't cute, they're pathetic.

someone
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:11 AM

Dear gods, the *tinyness*!

Berthaservant, my thoughts are with you... there must be a happy commotion going on at the Rainbow Bridge, as all of your stepfather's long-gone furry friends welcome him...

acelightning
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:18 AM

I think I'm gonna faint of all this cuteness...

Holy Cuteness
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:18 AM

They're Extic. Not Scottish fold. The Mom is our breed. They are NOT icy. They love people, and people loves them.

mupyo
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:59 AM

what a beautiful animal. a most unusual pet and that lil kitty is too cute made me smile really big and will keep me happy today

dinkylynn
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 05:43 AM

Most adorable thing I have EVER seen! What a cutie (;

Dante
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 05:44 AM

O_O .... O_O
SQUEEEE!!
~runs and *glomps*I the tv~
mine! ^^

otakuden
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:02 AM

Mommy kitty is pretty darn gorgeous as well! Between her and her kitten, my uterus is killing me!

maria
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:27 AM

Anonymous - the term is steNOTIC nares, btw.

I think the mommy cat and her kitten are gorgeous.

maria
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