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Apr 14, 2008

I swear I am not making this up

Says Sender-Inner Jon V., "I'm always skeptical of pictures that look "set-up", but I promise that this happened without my assistance. My wife had some "strapless bra pads" sitting "adhesive-side-up" on a chair. My dog sat down on the chair with perfect alignment to her natural 'tocks. When she stood up, they were adhered and we got her to move around for the picture..."


Would I make this up!?
No, I swear, I would not.

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The very definition of

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:45 PM

Those 'tocks are very well supported.

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:46 PM

Where is the dog's tail in the close up photo?

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:49 PM

Sarah -
In the close up photo, the dog's tail is on top of her back! It's a different photo from the first one - you can tell by the placement of her legs - but you're right...it's hard to tell where the tail went!

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:54 PM


There are no words.

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:56 PM

Oh, now I'm gonna go to bed giggling and give my husband a complex....

J-Lo doggeh says she's just puppeh from block...

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 10:58 PM

I bet she feels a complete arse.

Hon Glad
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:19 PM

Wow. Just...wow. That dog is a comedic genius.

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:19 PM

You know the husband actually stuck those on the dog and told the wife the dog sat down on them, as an excuse. "Woah, those look like a butt . . .I wonder what a dog would look like with a butt?"

Sandy H
 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:25 PM

All I can say is I really hope that was washed before it was worn again. Its right up against the...er....exit door. (shakes head and rolls eyes at JLo puppeh)

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:26 PM


Apparently, CO 'tockage coverage is so pupular now that puppehs are going for 'tock implants! RE-DONK is right!

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:26 PM

binky-mama, I don't know if those bras CAN be washed...the adhesive isn't very good in the washer.

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:36 PM

CoffeeCup- Yikes really? Well maybe they can just Febreeze the heck out of it. Personally I'd keep it for the dog and save it for next Halloween!

 |  Apr 14, 2008 at 11:55 PM

I love how happy the dog looks with the bra on it's butt! lol!!!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:00 AM

omfg I would have just died right there on the spot. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen! The very best part is that the dog's expression makes it look like she's fully aware of how funny and cute she is with those things on. I can almost hear her humans laughing so hard they're in tears, and she's just eating it all up.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:10 AM

Subhangi - oh noes! Does this mean that Meg and CO are contributing to low puppy self-esteems by perpuptuating unattailable standards of booty?

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:12 AM

Better those than butt... I mean 'tocks implants!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:14 AM

But did the puppeh then try to get them off by rubbing his posterior on the carpet?


Patty P
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:17 AM


Raemie L.
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:20 AM

There's a butt cleavage joke in there somewhere. Anyway, the insulated bun warmers look comfy!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:34 AM

I call "RIP-OFF."

The year: 1981.

The star: Ryan O'Neal.

The film: "So Fine"

The proof:


(thx for good wishes, recovering slowly w/ the help of the qte)

berthaservant (no longer berthaslave)
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:34 AM

I remember seeing a pair of panties just like that in the 1978 Frederick's of Hollywood catalog ...

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:35 AM

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 12:58 AM


That is WRONG on ALL LEVELS!!!



I peed a little! D:

Juniper Jupiter
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 01:17 AM

A doggie with a "real" buttocks. Nice, what young person wouldn't want. I wonder if I feel those parts, they would have the squishy, soft, and bouncy, life-like feel to them? One could only dream.

Mu H H H H
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 02:43 AM

When I saw the first pic I thought someone had shaved the dog's butt.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 02:57 AM

Juniper Jupiter
took the words right outta my mouth...verbatim
@ Meg: It was 3 a.m. when I saw this, and that's exactly what I thought had happened...then because I had just woke up, I actually thought "That dog has a nicely shaped butt."

and i peed a little too.

did they come off O.K.?

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 03:08 AM

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!
@Hon Glad, binky-mama ("exit-door"?!! bwahahahah), gillian, etal: You guys are killing me!!!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 03:39 AM

That dog's TOCKS made me laugh and cry!
You other Qte-ers can't deny,
When a dog walks in with a fuzzy little waist,
And some bra pads in your face ...

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:01 AM

That is just hilarious!

Holy Cuteness
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:16 AM

Just when i thought that the interwebs couldn't possibly get more REDONK! Now i want to put strapless bra dealies on my kitteh's....one on the back and one on the belly should be fun to watch!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 04:27 AM

Haha, at first I thought someone had put one of those plastic butts on the dog :D

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 05:07 AM

Gillian & gooeyctr...OMG!!! I am over here @ work screaming laughing!! Thanks so much for the giggle!
(((berthaservant))) nothing like TehQte to aid in recovery, huh? *smile*

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 05:17 AM

Hilarious-ness :-) Baby got back!

Chocolate Chipped
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 05:18 AM

Hey, you know, sometimes a pup just likes a little support "back there". I don't think we should make fun of her for it.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:00 AM

itty bitty buttock committee! hee!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:02 AM

Gillian, you took the words right outta mah mouth...


(((I use that phrase wayyy too much for my own good >__<)))

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:07 AM


 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:14 AM

Adds to list of things strapless bra pads can be used for - when you need the fake buttocks look.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:27 AM

Just gave myself away in a meeting - sneak surfing on C.O.


 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:32 AM

that is one cushie tushie!!

oh so funny, so cute! silleh puppeh!!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:40 AM

Okay, but THIS is hilarious and was ENTIRELY worth posting. So see? I'm not that hard to please. :)

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 06:59 AM

Cue the Queen music as I wax lyrical *clears throat*

Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed dogs you make the puppeh world go 'round.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 07:27 AM

OMG - ALL OF YOU!!! I'm trying to get first daily dose of water down (I hate water) and I'm snorting all over my keyboard and screen! Fat bottomed dogs INDEED!! I so agree the dog looks happy to have done something so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- see more water on the screen.

Ermine Violin
 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 07:56 AM

HEHEHE I got your red hot CO humor for you today.

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 08:34 AM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hee-hee. Heh. Hhmph.

Look at the expression on the doggie! Blissful ignorance and unconditional loyalty! So happy to make you happy ! Will do this again for you anytime ! Cute!

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 09:02 AM

Gosh, Berthaservant, you has a looooong memory !! :))

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 09:05 AM

The pictures alone had me roaring, then I started reading y'all's comments. It hurts, it's so funny.

Does the fake butt mean there's no need for a privacy tail anymore?

 |  Apr 15, 2008 at 09:10 AM

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