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You other brothers can't deny [shimmies up tree]
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung [shimmies down tree]
OMG. Johanna S., look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
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LMAO!!
Nice parallel going on with the squirrel's ears and the trees!
Erm... are we sure that's a girl? Seems like I see more than one nut in the pic.
Oh, this has the potential to get good. This should be an excellent start to a year of controversial posts/post titles....
:-O
ummm that's a guy sqweerl
Of course it's a guy sqwerl! That's who sings the song, sillies! (The part about her butt being big isn't about the squirrel.)
mumm, let me see a squirrel in a the eating a nut. say that real fast three times.heheheeheeee! told yeah!!
If that's a guy squirrel, I hope he doesn't like big nuts and cannot lie...
mumm, let me see a squirrel in a the eating a nut. say that real fast three times.heheheeheeee! told yeah!!
LMAO. That is the funniest thing I've seen this year.
I need sqrrls with big ear tufties! Need. And such sqrrlitude!
Dewd!! NSFW!!
Ron Jeremy couldn't pull that pose off!
R2, Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
What a photo! OMG! not even goin' to comment on the text, I'm speechless. However, I will be going to the store to buy milk. I see puddin' in the future, teehee
This is a perfect post to follow up the laughing seal. Granted, that seal will laugh at ANYTHING, but this is genuinely funny!
heeheeeheeeheee...
my skwerlies at home aren't that acrobatic.
course I don't have any trees that close together.
and they don't sing either.
heeheeheeehheee...
actually i think he's doing the MC hammer shimmie.
gee scooter. ya cant even write it and you want us to say it three times fast huh?
is an adorable squirrel, so very athletic and nimble!!
You just have to ask yourself, what would possess him to want to sit in a tree like that? I suppose it's comfortable for him, but sheesh...
Nevertheless, I think he's tewtally anerable!!!
Wow, that's an amazing picture!
LOL! Now I have an earworm!
What a sweet skwerl, too!! MMMMM I LURVE SKWERLS!!
Stop! Hammertime!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PZp8T5r-Nx8
It's the expression that gets me - the "oh, me? I just chillin'" look on his face. The entirely innocent look from a squirrel who thinks that position is normal. :)
OMG I WANT IT NOW!!
Giggle! Made me LOL at work and now I'm hummin' that song... so NSFW!! Giggle!
Minkee schkrrell!! Oooh, check the abs and gluts on hiiimmmmmm!!!
I'm with Yankeebird and Metaskins - time to settle on the sofa wit some popcorn. Aaahhh....
A squirrel badonka-donk?
lol bdwilcox... It took me a second to figure out *why* you were quoting that, but then I looked back up at the picture.
I have a baaad feeling about this! ;)
It looks like to me that's the only way to get his tail to curl the perfect way and that's why he's doin it. That's what I'm goin with. I can't wait to see the nuffs on this one. Here can I start?
MEG! SHAME ON YOU! I LET MY CHILDREN COME TO THIS SITE. This is sooooo not family oriented.
hahahah, I love the hovertext ... this squirrel is sooo pulling a Britney right now.
He just a sqwerl tryna get a nut, yo.
This squirrel is an excellent multitasker! He's having breakfast on the go.
This pic is hilarious for soooo many reasons!
I totally mis-saw this at first.
I thought his hands were like a big old handle-bar moustache on a disproportionately long skwerl face.
And that his back feet were his arms
And that where his tail meets his butt was his waist.
Look at it that way and it becomes rather a strange-looking skwerl indeed.
I'm glad I was mistaken.
Whew!
Has it come to be that we EXPECT the nuffs? I don't really see the commentroversy with this photo...I mean, there was even a slight bit off doubt as to whether it was a boy or a girl squirrel. It's not like they're that obvious...
Or would the nuffs be outspoken against the use of the song? I kind of see that...but even though this blog is dedicated to cute cuddlies, I never looked it as a very family-friendly blog, since most of the commenters are adults.
** Er, making a change to note that I know most of the commenters are adults, I doubt a lot of parents would let their kids comment, considering some of the subject matter that crops up in the comments, but I thought it was never intended to be dedicated t be family friendly because sometimes cute + funny = non family friendly, as exampled by the cat photo posted just now.
That's hilarious. I wonder if he/she can actually "sit" there or if it was a short stop for balance or something. TOO much!!
Oh dear, that is so incredibly funny!!! I shouldn't be laughing this hard at work. Do you suppose he always eats that way??
Bdwilcox, very, very clever and funny!
Earworm! Augh!
(But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?)
UP Against the Tree & spread em!
Actually, the big-butt effect is from foreshortening.
bdwilcox and sharon wilson, ROFL!
I'm just glad that this picture proves there is no correlation between the size of one's tail and HELLO!
Another musical gem!!!! HI-larious!!!!
CoffeeCup - shh! *eyes dart around* ;)
Gillian - tee hee - I totally see that now. It's like the Village People skewrl!
Girl Squirrel.. nods after remembering all her own farm animals and two boy bunnies and a flotilla of rats for daughters and daughters best friends.
My, what big feet you have!
Sharon,
I'd like to fore-shorten my butt.
Kiragirl, here you go!...
bu4
Is that a Scottish Skwerl? I love their tufty ears.
Ahahaha! I LURVE Sqwerls!
I like big Nuffs and I cannot lie...
"You can do side bends or situps..."
I think the nuffs miiiiiiight get their feeelers hurt over the use of the of the word...
*shifty eyes*
...SPRUNG!
Or maybe not.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!"
dial 1-900-MEGS-A-LOT
and kick them nutty thoughts!
Next year's commentroversy: "Meg says NUTS in the subject line!!"
LOL at the skwerl AND the comments! My skwerls (at my feeder) don't care whether they are right-side-up, upside down or sideways. They use whatever support is at hand (or paw). This one is taking advantage of what he probably sees as a totally kewl spot to hang onto in yet another odd manner. Or he just recognizes a photo-op!
HA!
I'm speechless. Quelle posture! Quelle imposture!
*ghasp* Won't - won't - sumbuddy think of the cheeldren!!!!!! *clutches at pearls*
This is great--I <3 "BGB" . . . and good grief, I've never seen a squirrel being so ridiculous
okay, I now have that song in my head now, but not the original version. This is my fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCBku0A_Io0
"Look Ma, no hands!"
How did anyone even get that photo? Either that's a great zoom and a steady hand or that squirrel wanted attention.
"If that's a guy squirrel, I hope he doesn't like big nuts and cannot lie..."
-- bdwilcox
Um, *why*?? Your point...?
hilARious!!!
OMIGAWDLOL. Looks like Sqwerl(ette) got herself into a "tight" situation!
It should read." I need big Nuts " and I cannot lie
The swerl is sooooooo skwerlilicious
Oh look Its Jean -Claude Van Skweldam... they say he can crack walnuts with his ... um....tail
ooops Jean-Claude Van Skwerldam.. sorry SP
LMAO!
Glad there is more classless stuff being talked about. It is supposed to be cute. The picture is, the comment is dumb.
wow this is very cute :) hehehe...how can that squirrel do that :)
I PROPOSE:
Rule of Cuteness #38:
If your ears have tufts, it's cute. So damn freakin' cute.
I'm Squirly and I approve of this message.
Söt says he's in loooooove! It's not every day he sees one of his kind on this site!
sas . . . never knew there was a new musical fusion of folk-rap. It's been a long time comin'.
Love eet.
Am I the only one who misses the polite British accent usually accompanied with the skwerlz?
For some reason the shimmy reference had me thinking of the squirrel in parachute pants.
Am I the only one that finds this squirrel just a teeeeeny bit scary?
this is kung fu
Fostrot to Base, "I think the've spotted me"