Yeah, thanks but I'm still gonna freeze my 'tocks off

Agreed, yeah, this fur-rimmed gortex waterproof insulated Mountain Life jacket is great, but, I'm gonna FREEZE MY 'TOCKS OFF

[4 Paws up, waving] Hep meh!

Chillin' on the sofa, originally uploaded by *Kendall*.

Dude, like, Brrrr, it's cold, like all over the place, right now, huh? Lots of snow. [head tilt]

More Japanese ingenuity: DOG PANNNTS

THIS JUST IN: Alert Cuteporter Jennifer B. gives us the latest evidence of Japan handing our asses to us in teh Cute Depahtment. [shaking fist at sky] Japaneeeeeeeeese!!!!

Two words: Dog Pants.

Dogs. In. Pannnnts. Or should I say overalls? What is this, the 'Come On Eileen' video?

I need to get a grip, Jennifer. Look at the cuffs. And tail tailoring.

Eat your peas, Kid

They're good for you—they'll give you niiiiiice beady eyes.

Excellent glurpage, Johanna S. :P

Scooped by DListed!

My other fave site, DListed.com* has SCOOPED US by posting this prosh McMonkersons/banana combo for their weekly caption contest.

Touché, DListed, TOUCHÉ!

Oh, and nice Brad Pitt photo today, too. ;)

*The thinking man's Perez Hilton

You're sucking my eyeball out.

The Toledo Zoo has a new behbeh giraffe who has a Mom likes to get her snack on. Can't blame her. Schloooorrrrphf!

The Toledo Zoo—also home of "FrogTown" which is the best exhibit name evar.

Love the lil' crooked mouth on the behbeh, Johanna S. ;)

"Miracle Pets" People!!!

Superstar Alan Thicke hosts "Miracle Pets", and on this installment, a couple married over FIFTEH years discover (and re-enact with award-winning subtlety) a kitten and its crow guardian. Annngh.

Ashley P., did your head do a head tilt when sending that in? Geeshe!

Kompact Kitteh Trick

LOVE the laff track on this silly video. Remember that laugh track they used to use on Brady Bunch, and Gilligan's Island? It was like:

[Greg comes homes with a bruise on his arm]
Carol: Oh, Greg!
Greg: Mom, it's just a bruise.
Carol: That is the biggest bruise I have ever seen in my entire life! See, this is exactly why I was so worried about you playing football!
Greg: Mom, that's not from practice. I bumped my arm in math class. [laugh track]
Carol: Oh, well...
Greg: I'd be happy to quit math if you think it's too dangerous.

Excellent YouTubin', Mila T. and Brady Bonche dialog from TV.com [cue laugh track]

Not even four gulps

Care for a snack?

Glurp.

Watch out, they "ribbet" all the way down...

Love the miniscule haunches, Candace M.

Remember the "ehn!-chworm"? Now he's out camping

Der tuh der tuh derrr

Out campingks.

With my friennnns.

Gonna make inchworm-sized s'mores...

C.O.X.C.U.:

Jordan U., that silly little guy thought he was in your tent didn't he. Didn't he!?

Do you all remember when we caught this guy reading!?

THIS JUST IN: A mini badge

Je suis petit McBadgersons!

Ne mange pas mes oreilles!

Marty C., those lil' eye capsules and that mini paw ackshon is the proshest. If you find a mini-badge, call the Gwent Badger Rescue 24-har hotline stat!, and donate here!