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Oct 25, 2007

CAT SWEATEUW PATTERN!

Hey, ruhmember those geniuses over at You Knit What!?. Hot damn they were funny. I wish they would come back.

It was 'Inspiring Schtuff!' [Dana Carvey doing Johnny Carson]


Cat sweater, originally uploaded by "penny" was already taken.

And THIS is one patient kitteh.


Cat sweater, originally uploaded by "penny" was already taken.

Winter kozies are where it's AT, Emily P. Git the pattern here, at Christine Landry.com ;) and don't miss this Dewd

PS -- [shiver] -- Theo

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Awww... such a cute kitteh

thedistractor
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:47 PM

not to rain on the cuteness parade here, cause the kitteh is teh cute, but not needing no sweater in that climate...is still be green out.

bonfide
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:48 PM

HEy! we're allowed to comment now! YAY. And ..yes I agree.. cute kitteh and loverlye sweateauh!

Mary (the first)
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:48 PM

We're Live!
I used to dress up my cats and dogs when I was little.
all of my dolls were naked, but my pets were very well dressed, thank you very much.
This is a cute lil grey and white kitteh and a nice pink sweater.
he looks like he likes it.

liz
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:49 PM

Mary1 -- yeah, dunno what happened there.
A quick re-publish cleared it up easily enough, though.

Theo
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:49 PM

Pink Plummy Yummy!

Or is that pank plummeh yummeh?

Floofy Poofy Goofy?

Lurve teh kitteh's gray chin.

Patty P
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:51 PM

Teh Kitty don't look happy, would you when you've got a perfectly serviceable fur coat.

Hon Glad
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:56 PM

When my son was little, he took the clothes off his sock monkey (hat, turtleneck with pompoms, and pants) and put them on the cat. Hysterical, esp with the hole in the pants for the tail. The cat was very patient.

snorgler
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 02:59 PM

Sometimes you just need a project, Hon. Glad...
http://teho.vox.com/library/post/must-build-something.html

If I were the sort of person who would knit (and this is *highly* hypothetical), I know just the cat to stuff into a sample sweater. He'd even pose for the photos afterward.
http://teho.vox.com/library/video/6a00c2252668128e1d00d41447341a685e.html
(The ginger one, I mean. Lower level.)

Theo
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:00 PM

Oh Jeeves, I need my hot toddy and be a good man and show the guests out to the patio when they arrive.

Annie
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:11 PM

Kyoot, but SO not this kitty's colour. I'm seeing more earthy greens and browns ...

Kara
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:13 PM

I think the color rawks.

Theresa
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:16 PM

diffrent strokes for diffrent kittehs, i guess....though it is a nice-lookin' sweateuw. mebbe kitteh has a cold?

berthaslave
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:25 PM

Between the crazy color sweater and the faux grey lipstick around the lips, something about this picture says "Joker Kitty" to me. I would if there's a BatCat somewhere near by that's he's plotting against. I can see in his eyes this kitty is plotting something. But what? BUT WHAT?!

MaliceAlice
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:39 PM

Oh Kara, I respectfully disagree. I think the pink "pops" against his (or her, why are we all calling it him??) gray fur AND brings out the pinkyness in his nosicle. Stunning.

Mary (the first)
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 03:44 PM

That's a very calm, dignified cat! Usually putting clothes on animals makes them look like they're wearing a costume, but on him it just looks like hey, he decided to wear his plum pullover today. Maybe his mum held it up to help him get his paws through the sleeves, but it was totally his choice.
If my cat weren't such a McSquirmerson I would be totally motivated to learn to knit and make her one of these. She'd look lovely in sage green, or old gold to match her eyes.

Sarah
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 04:03 PM

Re: Mary (the first)
Despite the pink colour, I think this just LOOKS like a guy cat.

Sarah
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 04:04 PM

BTW, the dewd in the ombre sweater is the same kitteh.

Theresa
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 04:27 PM

I must have this pattern.

Gypsy Tiamat
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 04:40 PM

It could very well be a guy cat who's just very confident in his guy-ness. True. Very true. Guy or doll, quite beautiful!!
I could probably have put clothes on my guy cat, he was very calm and malleable, but he didn't have anything to wear. (not counting his homegrown luxuriant solid black fur.) sigh.

Mary (the first)
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 04:40 PM

There's a NEW "You Knit What?" It still sometimes features kitties, and it's pretty funny, if not as brilliant as the original ;)

http://youknitwhattwo.blogspot.com/

And I think pink is totally this kitty's color. Rock it, kitty! :)

Steph F.
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 05:07 PM

That is so wrong, dressing animals up in clothes. i can understand a chiuahuah because they need it or any other hairless animal. But a haired cat?!

That is just not cute.

It doesn't even match his/her fur.

bleep
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 05:21 PM

Cat thinking one of following:
"If I wuz 150 pounds, I would slice your jugular."

"Dis demeans us both"

"It's not bad enough you cut off my balls ... now this. Get help..."

Daphne Moss
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 05:45 PM

Thanks SO much for the "You Knit What?" links--I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and then looked for more--there is "You Knit What 2." There's also "Handknits for Young Moderns" that is unbelievable too.
Thanks for this--laughter is good!

Mrs.Fonebone
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 06:41 PM

Ok, seriously.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SWEATERS/COZIES CATEGORY!!

Kar
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 06:57 PM

http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/sweepstakes/
there's a contest for cat sweaters! someone submit this dudes pattern for the creator!

I love it- ribbing, sleeves, and a turtleneck? that is some fancy knitting :-)

knitty nay
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 07:02 PM

oops- the knitter already knows about the contest...nevermind.

knitty nay
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 07:05 PM

If I knew how to knit I would use dog hair to knit a sweater for a kitty - Just to piss that cat off.

http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906/ref=sr_1_1/103-3978619-5835828?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1193370429&sr=1-1

Ponygirl
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 08:48 PM

i love his/her black lipstick!

Darcy
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 09:21 PM

Hey, I was inspired by this post and created a new You Knit What. Check it out!
wtfknits.blogspot.com

jenny
 |  Oct 25, 2007 at 09:46 PM

Please don't dress up your pets. If they were meant to be dressed up, they probably weren't equipped with claws but with hands when they were born...

Helen
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 02:20 AM

Geez Loueeze what is going on here? Is this blog actually starting to *attract* the humorless?

I personally would not dare dress up my boys, there would be hell to pay. If the kitty minded, he could easily shred the sweater *and* you, as you suggest. But if the kitty is mellow and doesn't mind, what the !@# is the problem?

Theresa
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 05:14 AM

All this cat needs is a pair of blue cat-eye reading glasses on a chain around its neck and a wad of used kleenex up its sleeve, and it would be my grandmother in 1972!

wagthedogma
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 05:46 AM

Although I wouldn't even TRY to put a sweater on any of my three, this little guy looks quite at ease - almost content, even - in this pretty plum sweater.
Did he get it at Gap Kittehs?

ThreeCatNight
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 06:15 AM

I'm tempted to make one of these for one of my kittehs...but I value my life. So I'll try out the Bee Cat Toy pattern also given! A good project for the weekend, I think.

lindr
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 06:16 AM

Cute kitty. I loved the You Knit What link. Very funny.

luvinmalssomuch
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 06:20 AM

It's Umbridge! Ahh!

Nikki
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 06:57 AM

dang.
no new posts today.
i really needed a fix this
morning.
lovin the pink sweater kitty though.

liz
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 07:46 AM

Oh my god, I cannot imagine trying to get a sweater on a cat. A couple of mine would put me in the hospital if I tried.

Very cute though.

Max Franks
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 07:48 AM

why do i feel compelled to make one of these asap, even though my fat, fluffy kitteh is the LAST thing on the planet to need additional insulation???

anner
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 07:54 AM

euff, i am so glad we can comment now! i was madly trying to bleen at this lovely kitteh model and sweateuw yesterday and i could not! it was very traumatic, seeing cuteness and not being able to share my asplodeness. my goodness!

i like the 1980's hot pink yarn they chose. kitteh's all bowwow-ish "i waaant candy! i want caa-aandy!"

jen
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 08:01 AM

Oh dear. Nikki's comment has nailed it. Looks like Umbridge if she could become a cat too!

kar
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 08:26 AM

There is an veritaboble tsunami of cat sweaters coming soon, thanks to blogger Crazy aunt Purl, who is having a contest.
http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/sweepstakes/

mudlarque
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 08:49 AM

There's another great site called "What Not to Knit" at http://whatnottoknit.wordpress.com/

Stooges Woman :-)
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 09:08 AM

Sweater looks itchy. :(

chanpon
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 09:24 AM

has Meg taken the day off since she "spent" all the coot-ness yesterday?

liz
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 09:54 AM

I've been really wanting a Tux lately, and the sweateuw just makes me want to hug him more.

Space Cowgirl
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 10:31 AM

meg cannot take a day off.
she has to be here, saving lives, every day. forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

jen
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Ooookay...so who's going to be the brave one to try to take the sweater OFF the cat?!

Kasey
 |  Oct 26, 2007 at 11:14 AM

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