The Downfall of Princess Bianca Merriweather Juno Kinsolving Leigh kitteh
There once was a kitteh named Bianca,
Respectable, manicured and blanca.
Suddenly; a great thirst,
la toilette she tried first
she gulped, ah, all the fresh agua!
I hope your family is not scarred for life, Mary L. [shaking head in disgust]
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cute kitty - filthy rotten bathroom!!!
I love the dangling back paws!
I would have to said something about the horrible hangover bianca was suffering from. :)
Clearly this kitteh needs rehab. *tsk tsk*
eau my gahhd...
It actually looks like poor Bianca-kitteh had a few too many margaritas...
...she and I would be such great roommates.
FLUFFTOCKS!!
oh my god... is that seriously the cat's name!? that has to be the best cat name i've ever heard in my entire life... and possibly several previous lives!!!! well, except maybe my friend's cat, Miss Buffy Anne Perfect Kitty Fantastico.
also, seconding love of dangling back paws.... lolol!!!! XD also loving the floof spread ...kitty is a different shape now! hahah!
what a vedy,vedy pink nose!!!!!!
That cat is sooo flat.
Makes me wants a cat skin hat. Faux of coarse....
OK, this picture is just KILLING me.
I love the dangling back paws - little addict!
Great name too!
Oh, Come on peeps! We've ALL been here, but hopefully no pics to prove it!
A Royal Flush! Princess kitty wins the pot.
[Oooog... - Ed.]
Okay...now everyone at work thinks I'm insane for laughing at my desk.
Thanks CO, you made my Thursday.
Also, cat name submishe: I call my bebeh Queen Cleopatra, Pharoah of Denial, Grand High Sovereign of All Wee Sleekit Cowerin' Timorous Beasties. (She's a kickass mouser.)
Oh dear...how indelicate. Really, Princess Bianca!
"Oh Tynsdale, really, how can you look at me that way darling, when you know how fond I am of Mello Yello."
Looks like this little princess needs some 'Hair of the Dog'
Damned paparazzi ... LEAVE BIANCA ALONE!! *SOB*
What a pretteh kitteh! Kitteh.. u no have to be bulleemik. Dat all fur, not fat.
Aha, that's so funny...especially with the dangling back paws XD!
So distinguished!
Some say it, Bee-yonka,
Like a honkytonkah
Some say it, Bee-yanka
Like a...um ...septic tankah
Her beauty and fame took a spiral downfall. Career just flushed down the toilet. Poor Britney, I mean poor kitty.
That kitty is absolutely georgeous....the bathroom on the otherhand....not so much.
I'm sorry to report that Miss Huggums has been caught in similar situations!
Paparrazi -- lol! Indeed, the indignity of it all -- with Her Highness definitely not at her best!
Love the long pedigree name, too. One of mine is Czarina Sabrina Catarina (a black cat, of course, suitable for hanging out with witches). When she hears her full name she generally knows there's trouble brewing . . .
lol, I love how she's all squooooshed flat...
Looks like it was a rough night in Jerico ;-)
I think what really made her sick was licking the bathroom floor. Ickypoos
O.M.G. best scroll down evah!
The bathroom isn't that dirty, folks; just needs a coat of paint on the moldings.
OMIGOD, I have the male version of this kitteh, named Zack. Looks exactly like her, just a bit manlier! He does that sack-of-meal drape thing, too. I wonder if it's genetic to this type 'o kitteh, to be a sack of meal?
Anybody know if this is a Turkish Van? I am actually considering adopting one just because of their proclivity for water. The woman at the rescue said that they are known to tear out of the house and are found swimming in neighbors pools, etc. Maybe our Bianca is a water ballerina? :)
Thats one flat kitteh!
quick- get a tire pump, somebody let the air out of miss bianca- she's all deflated on the toilet seat like a sad baloon...
OMG, at first I thought it was one of those awful fuzzy toilet seat covers! Our baby tux girl is Precious Princess Petite Pearlette Perfect Purrfurpants. AKA Mitzi.
Laughing SO HARD at this!
The kitteh's name reminded me of the Peculiar Aristocratic Title generator
http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/peculiartitle.php
Entering my Georgie-cat's name he became:
Bishop Lord George the Indefensible of Old Yarkhillshire
My rats were called Wesley Presley Afro Freckles, and Errol Paleface Champagne!
She looks like a MAINE COON puddy-tat!! So big, fluffy, and big tail!
Both my cats will ONLY drink out of porcelin containers - sadly neither makes a distinction between a porcelin cup and the toilet. Oh well, at least it motivates me to clean the bathroom - alot.
Kitteh sez u need 2 clean da muldz in mah bafroom. k thx bye
"I would gladly give up coffee for Sanka
Even Sanka, Bianca, for you!"
- Cole Porter
My kitty Emma became "Marchioness Emma the Charming of Much Bottom" which is probably fitting as she has quite the booty!
my kitteh's name is Fiona Sugarfoot McGillicuddy. I thought I was the only one besides breeders who give their cats silly names.
Bianca Dahlingk.... You don't want to muss that lovely manicure do you..
A Lady should Nevah get caught like that in the Urm most indelicate of situations.
Emmy - she sure looks like a Turkish Van. I've got one at home and his back view is nearly identical - fur texture, flopitude and all ;) They don't all spontaneously jump into pools (the most Sparky ever does is bat in his water dish), but they are a lot of fun.
My cats both drink out of the toilet. I have a ragdoll who does it like Bianca but he's so huge that his feet touch the ground. My other cat is small and she jumps up onto the seat first.
Princess Bianca: Dahlink the thinks I do fur mine public. ''I am ready for my close up Mr De Mille''
Ok I had to bite...(not fluffy tocks this time either). I'm so spreading this website on!
Hattie became: Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Hattie the Lachrymose of Hope End.
Kitty became: HRH Kitty the Antediluvian of Chortling Chesterton