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Oct 11, 2007

The Downfall of Princess Bianca Merriweather Juno Kinsolving Leigh kitteh

There once was a kitteh named Bianca,

Respectable, manicured and blanca.


Suddenly; a great thirst,

la toilette she tried first

she gulped, ah, all the fresh agua!


I hope your family is not scarred for life, Mary L. [shaking head in disgust]

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cute kitty - filthy rotten bathroom!!!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:34 AM

I love the dangling back paws!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:37 AM

I would have to said something about the horrible hangover bianca was suffering from. :)

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:38 AM

Clearly this kitteh needs rehab. *tsk tsk*

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:42 AM

eau my gahhd...

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:45 AM

It actually looks like poor Bianca-kitteh had a few too many margaritas...

...she and I would be such great roommates.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:45 AM


 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:47 AM

oh my god... is that seriously the cat's name!? that has to be the best cat name i've ever heard in my entire life... and possibly several previous lives!!!! well, except maybe my friend's cat, Miss Buffy Anne Perfect Kitty Fantastico.

also, seconding love of dangling back paws.... lolol!!!! XD also loving the floof spread ...kitty is a different shape now! hahah!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:50 AM

what a vedy,vedy pink nose!!!!!!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 06:51 AM

That cat is sooo flat.
Makes me wants a cat skin hat. Faux of coarse....

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:01 AM

OK, this picture is just KILLING me.

I love the dangling back paws - little addict!

Great name too!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:02 AM

Oh, Come on peeps! We've ALL been here, but hopefully no pics to prove it!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:04 AM

A Royal Flush! Princess kitty wins the pot.

[Oooog... - Ed.]

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:05 AM

Okay...now everyone at work thinks I'm insane for laughing at my desk.

Thanks CO, you made my Thursday.

Also, cat name submishe: I call my bebeh Queen Cleopatra, Pharoah of Denial, Grand High Sovereign of All Wee Sleekit Cowerin' Timorous Beasties. (She's a kickass mouser.)

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:06 AM

Oh dear...how indelicate. Really, Princess Bianca!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:08 AM

"Oh Tynsdale, really, how can you look at me that way darling, when you know how fond I am of Mello Yello."

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:15 AM

Looks like this little princess needs some 'Hair of the Dog'

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:24 AM

Damned paparazzi ... LEAVE BIANCA ALONE!! *SOB*

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:25 AM

What a pretteh kitteh! Kitteh.. u no have to be bulleemik. Dat all fur, not fat.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:26 AM

Aha, that's so funny...especially with the dangling back paws XD!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:31 AM

So distinguished!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:37 AM

Some say it, Bee-yonka,
Like a honkytonkah
Some say it, Bee-yanka
Like a...um ...septic tankah

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:38 AM

Her beauty and fame took a spiral downfall. Career just flushed down the toilet. Poor Britney, I mean poor kitty.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:38 AM

That kitty is absolutely georgeous....the bathroom on the otherhand....not so much.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:39 AM

I'm sorry to report that Miss Huggums has been caught in similar situations!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:41 AM

Paparrazi -- lol! Indeed, the indignity of it all -- with Her Highness definitely not at her best!

Love the long pedigree name, too. One of mine is Czarina Sabrina Catarina (a black cat, of course, suitable for hanging out with witches). When she hears her full name she generally knows there's trouble brewing . . .

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:41 AM

lol, I love how she's all squooooshed flat...

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:42 AM

Looks like it was a rough night in Jerico ;-)

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:48 AM

I think what really made her sick was licking the bathroom floor. Ickypoos

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:48 AM

O.M.G. best scroll down evah!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:52 AM

The bathroom isn't that dirty, folks; just needs a coat of paint on the moldings.

Space Cowgirl
 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:53 AM

OMIGOD, I have the male version of this kitteh, named Zack. Looks exactly like her, just a bit manlier! He does that sack-of-meal drape thing, too. I wonder if it's genetic to this type 'o kitteh, to be a sack of meal?

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 07:57 AM

Anybody know if this is a Turkish Van? I am actually considering adopting one just because of their proclivity for water. The woman at the rescue said that they are known to tear out of the house and are found swimming in neighbors pools, etc. Maybe our Bianca is a water ballerina? :)

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:00 AM

Thats one flat kitteh!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:02 AM

quick- get a tire pump, somebody let the air out of miss bianca- she's all deflated on the toilet seat like a sad baloon...

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:04 AM

OMG, at first I thought it was one of those awful fuzzy toilet seat covers! Our baby tux girl is Precious Princess Petite Pearlette Perfect Purrfurpants. AKA Mitzi.

Mrs Fonebone
 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:04 AM

Laughing SO HARD at this!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:17 AM

The kitteh's name reminded me of the Peculiar Aristocratic Title generator


Entering my Georgie-cat's name he became:

Bishop Lord George the Indefensible of Old Yarkhillshire

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:23 AM

My rats were called Wesley Presley Afro Freckles, and Errol Paleface Champagne!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:26 AM

She looks like a MAINE COON puddy-tat!! So big, fluffy, and big tail!

Catman Dude =^-.-^=
 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:26 AM

Both my cats will ONLY drink out of porcelin containers - sadly neither makes a distinction between a porcelin cup and the toilet. Oh well, at least it motivates me to clean the bathroom - alot.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:29 AM

Kitteh sez u need 2 clean da muldz in mah bafroom. k thx bye

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:30 AM

"I would gladly give up coffee for Sanka
Even Sanka, Bianca, for you!"
- Cole Porter

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:34 AM

My kitty Emma became "Marchioness Emma the Charming of Much Bottom" which is probably fitting as she has quite the booty!

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:35 AM

my kitteh's name is Fiona Sugarfoot McGillicuddy. I thought I was the only one besides breeders who give their cats silly names.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:36 AM

Bianca Dahlingk.... You don't want to muss that lovely manicure do you..
A Lady should Nevah get caught like that in the Urm most indelicate of situations.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:40 AM

Emmy - she sure looks like a Turkish Van. I've got one at home and his back view is nearly identical - fur texture, flopitude and all ;) They don't all spontaneously jump into pools (the most Sparky ever does is bat in his water dish), but they are a lot of fun.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:43 AM

My cats both drink out of the toilet. I have a ragdoll who does it like Bianca but he's so huge that his feet touch the ground. My other cat is small and she jumps up onto the seat first.

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:46 AM

Princess Bianca: Dahlink the thinks I do fur mine public. ''I am ready for my close up Mr De Mille''

Hon Glad
 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:55 AM

Ok I had to bite...(not fluffy tocks this time either). I'm so spreading this website on!

Hattie became: Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Hattie the Lachrymose of Hope End.

Kitty became: HRH Kitty the Antediluvian of Chortling Chesterton

 |  Oct 11, 2007 at 08:57 AM

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