Ireesistable ear monsche [shifty eyes]
Sender-Inner Danielle THOUGHT her kitteh was safe from an ear-monsching, but found out she was horribly, horribly mistaken.
She came home one day to discover her boyfriend taking a monsche. He did not appear to be the least bit sorry about it either.
Danielle, Girlfriend of the Dangerous Ear-Monsching Boyfriend
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oh I *NEVER* do this, m'self
Baby kit-ten doesn't seem to mind much, do he?
Yeah. You know they say that admitting you have a monsching problem is the first step.
Me, now, I will freely admit to tummy snorgling but NEVER ear monsching oh noes.
I swear honey....the kitteh MADE me do it...
I think this pic pretty much sums up the entire CO manifesto.
Ahahahah this guy looks like total paedophile failure!
he's the kind of person you can imagine camping outside wal-mart to get the first copy of halo 3, then going back to his parent's house to play it in their basement.
Hannarrr, that was incredibly rude and obnoxious.
Takes one to know one, is that it?
one must always carefully interview who one leaves their pets and kids with. if necessary, plant nanny cams around the house. no one is to be trusted EVAH!!!!!1!!!!!
Why hello there cute boy with glasses and an affinity for kitties... I love the way the kitty is totally sacked out and doesn't care about what's going on, as long as it's gettin' luvins of some sort.
oh and the lack of remorse is horrifying.
::shudders and runs home to check on kittehs, only been married 25 years, but ya nevah know::
So If I could catch DH monsching on Yitzy's ear, I would email the evidence to his work SO FAST!
YM, who confesses to not only tummy snorgling and ear monsching Yitzy, but also toe kissing!
I love the intensity of the soft kronsche. Definitely a great picture for a calendar!
Methinks Hannarrr is some subspecies of nuff that makes negative comments on cute humans rather than cute animals.
Oh, and squeeee what a sweet lil omen-of-death kitteh!!!!
Soft kronsche! I'm sure everyone has seen the Mean Kitty video by now - another boyfriend and cat duo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
not only does he not appear to be sorry, he appears to be downright gleeful about it! XD
so ahn!! mmm black jellybeans are my favorite.
Hannarrr
What does this have to do with anything? If you get your kicks that way, go to uglypeople.com and spread you BS there.
D'aww. Both the sleepy kitty *and* Hannarrr got their attention fix for the day!
he does it because he can not monshe his own mustache
The day my boyfriend does this is the day I know he's THE ONE...
Now aren't we jumping to conclusions here? How do we know the defendant is soft kronshing the ear? I instead offer to you dear jurors, that the KITTY VICOUSLY STUCK HIS EAR into my client's mouth!!!!!
(loud gasps from the court room)
I personally am not an ear monscher [shifty eyes]. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I love how the kronshe victim/kitteh is totally oblivious to the ear munching being perpetrated.
mr. man is all: ...and i'm gonna eat the other ear too as soon as i'm done with this here ear, which by the way, is delicious ^^
Could pls. censor that above quote? It maes me sad to see that on CO. It's no teh way of the cute.
My kitty purrs when monsched. No harm, no foul.
And this kitty looks like my kitty dipped in ink...
*raises eyebrow suspiciously*
Hmmmm, the kitteh doesn't look too upset about the ear-munching . . . . .
As girlfriend of the Kitty Ear Muncher, I must say that the kitty is OBVIOUSLY in great amounts of ear-munching related distress (what with the purring and paws dangling). Almost as much as Hannarrrr, who is a great big nuffingham who nuffs the nuff and deserves a stern finger waggle for her unfriendliness. *stern finger waggle*
What I enjoy about the ear soft kronsh is the coolness of the ear and the oh so silky fur. I think I'll have me some tonight: Wait a minute, I just did not say any of the above. Quick exit stage left.
What, nobody complaining about the humanoid? OK, here goes:
Eeek! A may-an! Make it go away!
Hmmmm, the kitteh doesn't look too upset about the ear-munching . . . . .
Danielle, you are a good sport. Yay you!
That picture is adorable. One question: Does Mr. Ear Kronscher know that you have made him CO/internet famous? :)
Indeed he knows-- I sented him a link. And now he's undoubtedly blushingks at his computer from the attentions.
We had a cat that liked to bite people. A younger brother' who is now deceased, bit the cat's ear which stopped it from biting.-Woods Walker
hmmm do you think they are coffee flavored or chocolate flavored ears.
Wait maybe Mocha choca late' Best of all worlds.
The kitty ear can has taste?
I've been at CHCB too many times me'thinks.
I also meant to say - awwwww
searching for a kitteh ear in her pocket to moinch
Um, since ther IS 2 little witch hat ears, and he is only kronsching on the left one, I can has a taste of teh right?
(kittys left, our right)
That's love monching.
Mike Tyson!
Moosie - LOVED the mean kitty video. What a great name for a kitty!
This guy is adorable. I hope he doesn't take this the wrong way - but I see Harry Potter all grown up!!! Does no one else???
That looks like my Lilybelle. If I would kronch her ears and she would kick my butt. That kitty looks blissfully unaware. Kronch on dude.
Agree with DarrylsMama, cleanup on aisle 3, WalMart, 7:56 am - H**rrrs horrible c***ent should be ed****ted out! Theo, thanks anyway for swift retort.
I'm jealous... Every time we try to monsche our two tuxedo kittehs' black velvety ears, they fold them down flat to their heads. Sigh! I did, however, manage a soft kronsche of our boy kitteh's back toes last night -- he didn't mind at all...
That looks exactly like my babycat at home.
Ear-monsch guy is adorable. Sadly I do NOT have one of those at home.
Shannon, yes I also saw Harry Potter! with no zigzag on the forehead. Kitty ear instead. As for the kitteh, he looks just like my d.d. Shadow that I still miss SOO much.. melted licorice.. sweetest cat on earth... ear monsching and all other attenshons welcomed...snf ..lump in throat now.
Oh, and the flavor? Licorice.
the world would be a better place if everyone monched on a kitteh ear.
Danielle, your bf is a goodwill ambassador!
Does he want ketchup with that?
OMGoodness! i have just spent hours going thru your entries and NEVER have i enjoyed a blog so MUCH!!! Thank you so very much for your wonderful work here and all the laughs and warm fuzzy smiles!!! BIG HUGS! Have a BIRDIE-ful day! :D
I call them "Kitty Ear Snacks" -- they're so tasty!