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Jul 16, 2007

You did not just submit this, Rob I. [shaking head]

I cannot believe the genius that is sender-inner Rob I.

NO, that's NOT just the Shiraz talking. Or eeees eet!?

Ticktocks

LOL, Rob I. "L" to the "O" to the "L".

For a quick primer on "'Tocks", check the Glossary.

P.S> Nice HAIRY leaf!!! [shaking head]

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Comments

Cute or disgusting...I simply cannot decide...
The leaf is definetly cute!

Kaya
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:49 AM

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:52 AM

The picture is not cute but the Tick Tocks is.

Ticks are ewwwwwwy!

Jodi
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:53 AM

Eew. You know, this is definitely NOT cute, and it's giving me an unwanted crawly feeling.

ThreeCatNight
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:54 AM

I agree with Kaya. The leaf is cuter than the tick.

chanpon
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:00 AM

How Gross!!! I am shocked that any critter such as this would even be considered cute. Now it would be great for the "other" website, Ugly Overload.com. Just check it out, this guy would be pic of the day.

Yuck!!

ElishaB
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:01 AM

ntmtom: Spoon Indeed! I nearly fell out ma' chair laughin'. Vision Fading!....Must have chicken soup!

Tick Tocks might not be "traditonally" cute....but they are hilarious.

lymareck
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:01 AM

Um...ew?

StormCat
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:01 AM

funny for sure, but not so much the cute.

Maggie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:04 AM

eeeeeewwwwww

fifi
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:06 AM

Not Cute! No more bugs, please! Everyone knows bugs are not cute!

Teresa
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:09 AM

I laughed... in a grossed out creepy sort of way.

Lizzums
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:10 AM

The sheer genius of tick tocks outways any ugliness involved.

ntmtom - I don't get it.
(btw - good to see you back, I missed your cleverness)

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:12 AM

oh wow, not cute whatsoever...good pic tho

berstle
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:15 AM

I vote for not cute.

Actually makes me feel a little bit sick...

Cobriel
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:16 AM

ik ik ik ik ik ik urk!
*shudders*
*reaches for bug spray*
*shudders again*
*runs screaming from room*
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwweeeeeee!

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:17 AM

*finally gets joke "tick 'tocks*
*giggles nervously*
*shudders again*

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:18 AM

iced tea spewage. all. over. the moniter. that, people, is what happens when the tocks of a tick are let loose on unsuspecting people such as moi-self.
luff eeet! ;p

joodster
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:19 AM

Having had Lyme disease, I will vote note cute. But I did laugh.

ShelleyTambo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:19 AM

Hehehehehe!!!! Not cute, but def funny!

Dawn Octopus
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:21 AM

NOT CUTE. Not that funny, either.

Siaarn
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:22 AM

Heh, love the 'tocks. The red eyes, not so much.

Miss Ruth
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:24 AM

No, not cute at all. Remove at earliest convenience.

lal
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:28 AM

Yerp! I'm itching all over now.

SarahP
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:29 AM

sorry wrong website?? happy meningitis then..

saiida
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:32 AM

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

J. Bo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:32 AM

definitely NOT CUTE AT ALL.

steph
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:34 AM

Rock rock y'all! A-tick tock y'all!

So much lol, y'all!

n
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:35 AM

Oh come on, it's funny.

Theresa
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:35 AM

***

A so-not-cute tick makes it on to CuteOverload but my adorable kitten never makes it?

Where's the justice?!

***

Sweet Pea
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:42 AM

"Tick tocks" is a funny play on words, but this picture is revolting. Groooooss!

Rachael
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:43 AM

Eeeeewwwwww. Bugs, gray-green fish lips...has there been a coup at C.O.???

Moggyfan
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:44 AM

Yes, those are ADORABLE. I love nothing more than burning tick 'tocks off my dogs. SO cute.

Noelle
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:44 AM

OMG Ick!!!!!!!

*starts scratching herself compulsively*

Helene
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:45 AM

Hickory Dickory Dock(s)
De Tick deed have some Tocks
De Peeps did scream
No one said "bleen"
Hickory Dickory Tick Tocks!

Saw the tick, said ICK.
Saw the caption and laughed out loud. Perfecto for a Monday morningo at work.

Yitzysmommie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:48 AM

OK, you post THIS, now, but you clobbered my naked mole rat post on April Fool's Day???

Have you ever seen an engorged tick? (Do they even HAVE ticks in San Francisco?)

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:48 AM

Ayyyyy!

"Tick 'Tocks" = clever, but ticks != cute! I must go hide now...ticks are skeeeeery.

La Cot
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:53 AM

Not cute.

DoodleyDog
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:54 AM

>>Have you ever seen an engorged tick?<<

Like a leathery, beige grape with legs, huh, Teho?

[Shudders]

J. Bo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:57 AM

I agree. Ticks are gross, not cute! Maybe if I had never met a tick I'd think cute, but i'm not interested in that much of an intimate realtionship with one! My skin is creepy-crawling now...ewww...

Alora
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:59 AM

J. Bo -- the ones I've seen (back in Ohio) were more gray than beige. Gahhhh.

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:02 AM

Urghh... no, not cute, but definitely educational - this is the first tick I've seen. Now I know what to look for. ;p

I snickered at the caption, though. ^^

Thorne
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:04 AM

My cat still has a mark on its ear, where I removed a tick with tweezers. Yuk.

The Honourable Gladys Anstruther
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:07 AM

Just wondering which "Cute Rule" this would fall unders? I don't believe there's one that says anthing about the "ick factor!"

Lynn
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:11 AM

i'm just wondering why nobody hasn't yet posted something like: "and if you look real close you can see the tick smiling back at you".

my kitteh just sneezed.

saiida
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:14 AM

eeeewwww! Gross, not everything with 'tocks is anerable!

kerrymc
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:17 AM

That tick looks evil!!! But the whole "tick tocks" thing is cute.

guineapiggin9
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:20 AM

CLASSIC!!!

Lunch Lady
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:21 AM

Ewww! Ticks are NOT cute!!!

etselec
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:24 AM

Yikes, Ticks!! Not cute, not cute. Disease ridden.........blaaahhhh. The caption is cute though!

LisaN
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:26 AM

I have removed, engorged and not, deer ticks and dog ticks from myself, my husband, my kids and cats. Where I live ticks are a fact of life and if you go outside you get them. That said---

I have chocolate tapioca in the fridge that's too good to throw, I'll make some instant butterscotch.

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:28 AM

Funny but Gross!! haha
I love corny Humor

Jennifer
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:30 AM

Having had to remove three ticks from MY OWN BODY I can definitely say that ticks are not cute. Actually, removing them is somewhat painful. >.<

Tick 'Tock would've funnier if the little arachnid had been sitting on a clock.

Vicki
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:31 AM

wait! Chocolate tapioca?
chocolate tapioca?
chocolate?
tapioca?

*looks at tickpic again*
*shudders*
Ummm, what do I have to do to get some of that thrown my way? *thinking, please don't ask me to snorgle a tick, pleeeeeese don't ask me to snorgle a tick*

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:33 AM

Metz, please snorgle that tick.

saiida
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:34 AM

Gross! That is most definitely NOT cute. In fact, it's the complete opposite of cute.

Vi
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:35 AM

Only a leetle bit funny. Not cute at all.

Lady Baltimore
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:36 AM

gross. no more bugs please. no even close to cute. pls forward to uglyoverload.com

kellyg
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:37 AM

Oh please take this off of here. I like to check back often and I don't wanna see this again. I will miss my cute fix...where will I go?what shall I do? I know, you don't give a @#$*.

jude
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:39 AM

nooooooooooooo!
*looks longlingly at chocolate tapioca*
noooooooooooo!

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:41 AM

made me laugh. perhaps it's because i don't have a stick up my butt...

[...or, perhaps, a tick? - Ed.]

ali
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:42 AM

Well... Maybe the tick itself isn't cute, but the concept of "Tick 'tocks" is! Maybe the big blue Tick would have better reception. But he doesn't really fall into the category of "cute" either, he more belongs in "hilarious."

Tori
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:43 AM

Oh come on people, this is great, fantastic!! I love it!!!!!!

Mona
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:43 AM

Yeah, I've seen too many "tick tocks" hanging out of my poor doggie's skin to find this funny. Picture the entire head and four front legs embedded in flesh and then tell me tick tocks are cute.

Lady Chroe
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:44 AM

Dude, where's the arthropod love? Mammals don't have the copyright on cute!

Amanda
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:46 AM

Oh come on folks - cute, as in, cute idea/caption. And I know if I were a working Qte-ologist, seeing nothing but Qte Qte Qte pics 24/7, I'd enjoy throwing in a little shocker every once in a while just to shake up the boards! 'specially on a Monday. You woke up, didn't you? ;-)

Manda
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:46 AM

Absolutely gross. Ticks are my least favorite things on the planet - next to cockroaches.
Disgusting and definately not cute.
I'd rather look at kitten, puppy or bunny tocks, please...
I (heart) CO!

Radioqueen
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:47 AM

I can't believe the video of my cat getting a bath I submitted didn't get posted and this did. This is disgusting.

Erica Vojnich
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:48 AM

hahaha am I the only one who truly enjoyed this post??

They are all cute creatures, just as long as they're not too close from me. But cute. Specially the joke. ;)

JT
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:50 AM

I have to keep going back to look at its scary, curled legs. Fascinating, horrible thing.

SarahP
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:51 AM

Hehehe.
Anybody notice the "ICK!" category yet?

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:52 AM

Wow, getting a pretty strong anti-tick vibe from the peeps here. I guess Meg won't be posting that picture that I sent her of those totally adorable leeches. :-/

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:52 AM

Well, having been a vet tech and removed ticks from all manner of mammals (including people), I can definitely say it isn't fun, ticks are vectors of disease, blah, blah, blah. Yes, I know, I know, I know! But I still busted out laughing at this picture....

As for all you bug haters...bugs can be pretty cool. And considering how long most of them have been around, they'll probably outlast the human race.

And not everyone wants to see puppies and kittens all day, every day on CO.

;)

Tiberia
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:53 AM

Sure Theo, like I'm gonna fall for that and click on the Ick tag to look at...*must obey Cute Overlord* *click*...
ICK!
;-)

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:55 AM

Pun: mildly amusing. Photo: not cute.

It isn't that bugs aren't cute. Bugs can be very cute. Hey, Lady Bird Johnson got her nickname because someone thought she was as cute as a bug when she was a baby. (Come to think of it, I've seen a lot of bugs that are cuter than human babies.)

But critters that suck your blood and give you diseases? Not cute.

Tina Rhea
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:59 AM

It's funny how so many people are just using this as an excuse to say "boo hoo my vid/pic of somethingorother didn't get posted and this did." I, for one, think insects and arachnids can be quite cute, given the right type of picture. And tick 'tocks are certainly worth a laugh.

Shawna
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:59 AM

Also, this is just a picture. It's not like Meg mailed this tick to your house and set it loose on you and your pets. Then I could understand all the grossing out and whining.

Shawna
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:03 AM

DING-DONG! Special delivery for Shawna!

Not That Mailman The Other Mailman
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:06 AM

Awesome post! Hah!

Man, you people. Bugs are awesome. It's a photo! Pixels! Light waves! A pixel can't give you Lyme disease!

...OR CAN THEY.

Yubi Shines
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:10 AM

I thin it's cute. I have no problem with the buggies. And the play on words is fun!

ANd yes... SPOOOOON!!!

Yes, my name is really Cricket
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:16 AM

while i do agree that ticks are creeptactular, and i now have the heebie-jeebies, i must say that tick 'tocks is the funniest thing i've heard all day.

(aaaaaand, once again [deep breath], it's meg's site and she can post whatever she dangwell wants to, so suck it up and scroll down to something furry. it's like your own internal v-chip...)

hahhh. snurk. tick'tocks. haah.

newmoonpie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:18 AM

Uh...

Some of the commenters seem positively ticked off.

- Subhangi [filling in for Aubrey, who might not comment on this post.]

Subhangi
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:21 AM

Adds to the ewwws.
Anyone who has ever had to pull a tick out of thier own body knows how uncute ticks are.
Those "tocks" are exactly the area you light up with a match...

MelissaAnne
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:22 AM

Aw, c'mon, NTMTOM, I wanna see the Qte leetle leeches!!!
Subhangi: EEEXcellent!

Yitzysmommie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:29 AM

Not really cute at all, although the caption on the pic totally is.

Andrew
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:31 AM

Oooo... commentroversy. Cute Overload is serious bizness.

cass
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:31 AM

Teho, are you responsible for the ICK category? Most excellent (rubs hands in Mr Burns fashion).

Yitzysmommie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:32 AM

HAH!!!!!! funny funny funny!

claudia
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:34 AM

DING! SUBHANGI WINS THE THREAD!

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:34 AM

...but does she *want* it??

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:37 AM

I bet she's tickled to win eet....

Yitzysmommie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:40 AM

ICK! EWWW!

But "tick tocks" is cute!

pat_the_bunny
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:40 AM

(i bet she's been ticking off the minutes until she won the thread... )

newmoonpie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:41 AM

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!!!!11!!!!!@!!1

Rylie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:42 AM

I hope subhangi's not ticked off...

Yitzysmommie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:43 AM

Just because something sounds cute doesn't mean it necessarily is. EWWW!

lara
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:43 AM

NTMTOM, you rock. Seriously.

I think this photo is spectickular. Gave me a much needed laugh on a cruddy Monday morning!

michellemybelle
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:46 AM

michellemybelle: i was trying to think of a way to use "specticular" (or, for that matter, spectockular) in a sentence. you beat me to the punch!

newmoonpie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:49 AM

Centi Bleen

(or centipede bleen?)

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:58 AM

Metz - buy a box of Minute Tapioca, in the baking section of supermarket, follow directions on side for choc. tap. pud.

I used 4 trianlges of Mexican choc. instead of 3 squares of Bakers...

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:01 AM

Blech, yuck, ick, eww, uggg, gross, nasty. ick again.....*shudders*

One of the only creatures on the PLANET that I HATE!!! ick ick ick.... I am a tick magnet. It's disgusting - they love me!! No one else will have a tick (including animals) but I will!!!

eww eww eww.....

Shannon
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:04 AM

don't brag, shannon.

:)

newmoonpie
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:07 AM

Ick! LOL! Ick! LOL! Ick! LOL!

Halp! I can't make up my mind!

Seriously, the photo is amazing (though it makes my skin crawl) and the play on words is hilarious.

AuntieMame
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:08 AM

opposite of cute

jimmy jj walker
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:08 AM

Ewwww, ticks. Not cute.
Please, no more. Eugh.
These little devils terrorize my pups all summer long. NOT CUTE. D:

Rachel
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:09 AM

NOT CUTE

SP
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:09 AM

Not so funny for those of us with LYME DISEASE.

Carol
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:09 AM

Yech!

Tiffany
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:13 AM

'tick tocks' is a cute sound, is a cute play on words and the critter is gross enough to make cute irony when posted on C.O. This gets No0b Approval.

But I'm still not looking at that picture again. Gaaahh!

City17 dweller
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:14 AM

This picture is worth the ewww-lol factor just for the posts regarding it. Mmmm internet contromoversy tastes like candy.

Kiddo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Disgusting. What the heck were you CuteOverload mods thinking posting that? Just because someone sends you a picture of a creature and points out its butt doesn't mean you need to scramble to post it. Believe it or not, most people aren't enamored by the backsides of each and every life-form on the planet.

Ted
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:26 AM

Wow Ted! Seriously, don't be shy. Tell us what you REALLY think! ;-P

musicchick2
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:30 AM

*still shuddering*
Yes yet somehow I keep coming back for the witty comments.

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Ha!!! This totally made me laugh out loud. Love it!! Also, could someone plz explain the spoon joke to me? I want to use it properly in future. Thankyouverymuch.

(Plenty of conventionally cute animals carry disease, too, people. Chill out and go look at some bats/horses/cats/deer/birds.)

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:32 AM

ucky! not cute!

Driver B
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Ah, Teho, thank you! But it appears that, with this groundswell of nonsupport for tick pictures, my chances of getting to use that phrase again are...low.

So I'll use it now! SPOOOOOOOONNN!!!1!!!

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Oh, GROW UP, peeps - we know the insect doesn't exactly radiate cuteness, it's the CAPTION that's downright inspired!

Rob - I bow before your genius *removes cap, walks out of room backwards*

Alice Shortcake
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Oooh this is like a car accident where you can't look away... I keep checking out his royal creepiness.
Moggyfan, I don't think it's a coup, I think it may be zombies...
And Tiny Rhea, Bugs are cuter than Human Babies!!???11!!
ReallY??? Cuter than him?
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/07/16/first-kiss/
Cuter than this?
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/07/11/kissing-babies/
CUTER THAN THESE TWO?
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/07/13/texas-daddy/
That makes me feel like this:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/06/29/upside-down/

CuteBabyFix.com
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:38 AM

I'm still liking the post. Both my husband and I have had Lyme's disease. I've also had head colds but I still visit people and touch the shopping cart handles at the food store.

but, I, too, still don't get the spoon joke

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Hey-H -- don't fret, there's always "BLEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"

(OK I'll stop.)

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:41 AM

No, no, metsakins, clearly you don't get the spirit of the thing! If you have ever had any disease, you must never, ever contemplate the thing that gave it to you! Caught a cold from your kid in daycare? Put that kid on the street! She's old enough to fend for herself now! Had a friend with HIV? Never again may you speak to a monkey!

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Eeeeeeewwww!!!! Anything BUT cute! I work at a summer camp (where I am typing this from) and there are ticks all over the place. They are so not cute when you find them sucking your blood in awkward places and being generally disgusting! Ew ew ew!

hideko
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Also, while I'm raving. That is not a deer tick. That however might be the kind that spread Rocky Mountain Spotted fever.

*goes off to buy instant butterscotch puddin' and lots of milk*

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Thanks, Teho! Also, FIRST! Oh wait - I mean 100-SOMETHINGTH!

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Wait.
Monkeys talk?

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:43 AM

No, but they're great listeners.

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:44 AM

eeeuuuuuw. gross.

Jane Smith
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:49 AM

TICKS??? TOCKS??? I'm trying to keep an open mind here but since I got bitten by a tiny little deer tick six weeks ago after snorgling a cute Jack Russel puppeh, and despite taking the prescribed meds, I now have a half dozen red welts near the bite-site (my neck-it was from a vampire-deer-tick!! Heh.) Would you like some Lymes with your tick-tock??? Cute pic? I dunno!!! Good photography? Yeah-for sure. But you can't snorgle these things!!! Thanks anyway. P.S. I also got chomped four times a couple weeks ago while trying to help catch five tiny feral kittehs!!! EEEKKK! Kittehs were finally live trapped and are at the vet this very minute being washed and taught some manners!!! I would like to adopt the kitteh who bit me, but right now I gotta wipe the foam off my mouf and bite something!!! Heh Heh.

Chipnotizer
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:51 AM

OOOH!!! I just looked at the tick-tocks again and my neck started to itch-worse!!!

chipnotizer
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:55 AM

As someone who is severely bugphobic, *shudder*.

Please don't add an ICK category and encourage these bug submissions. CO is someplace I go to squee and enjoy and laugh and feel better, not ratchet up my anxiety levels.

Christina
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:55 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! I HATE TICKS!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

gravyboat
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:00 AM

I think the cute about this photo IS the "tick tocks", not the tick. Get a grip. Don't like it? Skip the photo!

Funny how this photo has more comments than the cute little fennec foxes! OMG! *ded*

Yes, my name is really Cricket
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:17 AM

I VANT TO SUCK YOR BLAAAHD, and then lay 200,000 eggs...

pyrit
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:20 AM

Meg, you post *this* instead of my earwig photo??!! Dayum.

pyrit
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:26 AM

No, no, no, no, no.......

Jujube
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:29 AM

Spoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!
(xoxo to all you who said this!)

Maybe there's a little Arthur aphid just out of view? :-)

llism
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:30 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *breathes*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*reads comments*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You people are nuts!

I can't believe she posted the tick tocks but she wouldn't post the picture of my slimy sea cucumber baby! Cukey is WAY cuter than a silly ol' tick with a really good pun. So there! ;)

rsncrntz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:34 AM

Least favorite bugs:
- those gray "armadillo" things
- silverfish
- large fuzzy silverfish-thing that was in my sink the other day (GAAK)
- ticks

(sorry, hee hee, LOL)

Kiragirl
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:34 AM

I feel bad for poor mister tick. I think he is greatly misunderstood. I think his little legs are cute when they aren't burrowing into my flesh.

=o= and he translates into adorable ascii!

Sara
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:41 AM

Vaseline people... Vaseline!

Gets rid of ticks painlessly. Smear it on the little bug*ers... they breath through little holes along their sides... Vaseline (or some similar greasy caoting product) suffocates them... and they drop off!

I know... I've used it on my pups!

Little we knew the joys of Vaseline.....

Comments here make my day....

Hazel
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:46 AM

Hahaha! Eeeew...

The leaf hairs are super-cute.

Alexis
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:48 AM

(And thanks to all of you who reminded me of one of the best mid-90s animated series.)

Alexis
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:52 AM

Ugh. That is nasty. I tried looking for something cute about the photo, but I couldn't look at it that long because it was GROSSING ME OUT! Quick, post a big fuzzy kitty or a hedgehog as an antidote to the yuckiness!

Angela P.
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:54 AM

Um, eeewww. wow. Never thought I'd see a tick on CO...sorry, but I've had way too much bad experience with them to find this cute.

However, very creative caption!

A thinker
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Pyrit, when you say "Dayum" you sound just like Will Smith in Men in Black. In my head.

CuteBabyFix.com
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 12:11 PM

Old'n'busted... new hotness.

Theo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 12:15 PM

Being the incredibly slow person that I am, so the tick, in that highly intellectual show, says spoon!?

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 12:19 PM

OH NO, how COULD you post this?? You're not being sensitive to people who had LYME DISEASE!!

And all those pictures of cute kitties are insensitive to those who are allergic to cats!

Jenny
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 12:44 PM

I'm sorry, but this is not cute. I know that this isn't a spider... but it looks like one and I'm seeing a therapist right now to treat a spider phobia I have. This site has been a safe haven for me and that picture damn near gave me a heart attack. I'm sorry... please don't do that again.

Colleen
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 12:53 PM

I know nuthin' about ticks - it's too wet over here? Never had to remove one, no way.
Sorry to you Peeps who've had Lyme Disease, whatever that is. This is one of the best threads ever. And largely good-natured too.

book_monstercats
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:03 PM

Ummm..errr...no. Can't call it cute.

Errrrrrrrrr
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:12 PM

Posted on wrong site! Needs to be on Uglyoverload, not here. Sorry, had to say that.

Furbabies
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:16 PM

Cute, but fun.
I too cringe and shake at buggies, especially these kinds as well as spiders. However. . .
It's not quite as bad when you know you can click the mouse and make it go away.

It's even more fun to read and respond to the silly/fun comments. Do I think it's cute? No, but the posting of pics is not up to me. So if I don't like it I won't look. If I see it by chance I'll shudder and move along. But not without stopping in to see the comments and smile and laugh with them.

Metz
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:16 PM

Spoon? Spoon? What is spoon?

Furbabies
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:24 PM

as usual, the brilliance astounds me....while the picture might give me nightmares, "tick tocks" had me falling off the chair laughing. thanks for yet another pick me up on a gloomy day co!!!

kel13123
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:37 PM

Ugh... okay. I love the creepy crawlies and keep house spiders in the corners of my apartments, but ticks are just going way too far.

2 apartments ago, my boyfriend and I moved into an apartment where the previous occupants had had tick infested dogs and left the poor babies outside on the porch to be consumed. When we moved in, there were literally hundreds of ticks crawling all over the walls, and eventually us. It took weeks of spraying, dozens of carpet powders, and painstaking tweezing and medicating ourselves and pets to finally get rid of the nasty things. Luckily none of us got ill.

Bleh... I like most bugs, but I'd take fleas over ticks any day. Gross.

(Tick 'Tocks is a bit clever, but still... not CO worthy, in my opinion).

Nyxicle
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:40 PM

"The Tick" was the super hero of an excellent series of comic books that was followed by one of the best animated series ever on Fox.

"Spoooooon!" was his battle cry. His super power was he was "mighty".

lymareck
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:44 PM

Not cute at all but really funny, and better than that guy's toes that Meg posted here. Much better.

barbara
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 01:45 PM

http://www.florentijnhofman.nl/

THIS is cute. Ticks are not cute, especially not Lyme Disease-carrying ticks that can ruin your life.

Dyf
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 02:24 PM

The pun is clever, but not worth having to look at an XCU of a creepy bug.

acelightning
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 02:26 PM

eeee tix. :(

Nora
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 02:26 PM

Okay, I don't like to think of myself as a nuff. In fact, I've never once cringed or complained about a single CO post being "not cute" or "gross". I love bats, spiders, fish, snakes, bugs, slugs, and all things furry. But ticks? They give me the heebie jeebies and creepy crawlies.

I admit I laughed aloud at "tick tocks" though.

*wanders off, scratching and brushing furiously*

Michelle
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 02:30 PM

I don't really get the people who are posting that bug pics trigger their fears/anxieties and shouldn't be allowed. Lots of people are scared of dogs, or cats, or horses, usually because they've actually been injured by one, but obviously CO isn't going to take down pups or kittens because of that.

I thought it was a cute post. There's something sweet about the idea of someone thinking "hey, ticks have 'tocks too!" :)

Persephone
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 02:34 PM

lymareck: Thanks for the explanation. It's good to be in the know! Just for the record, my kitty Miss Mew Mew, looks like a tick when she comes running for yummies. All body and a teeny head.

Furbabies
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 03:14 PM

But people afraid of dogs and cats won't come here, because you EXPECT dogs and cats on Cute Overload. Duh.

Supermud
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 03:14 PM

About as cute as a panic attack, which is what you just gave me. This is supposed to be CuteOverload, not "CrapYourPantsAndHaveAHeartAttackOverload."

I come to this site to mellow and "awww," not jump out of my chair with my heart in my throat. Now excuse me while I go visit the puppy section until my pulse comes back to within normal and I stop shaking.

In conclusion, NOT CUTE. Do Not Want. Cease and Desist.

rain
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 03:21 PM

Yanno, I just had a thought. I used to live with a girl who thought spiders were cute - and did her best to convince me they were and help me get over my spider phobia. (It has gotten a lot better)

So I bet there's some people out there that think bugs of any kind are cute.

And the funny thing is, after living as a child in the middle of lyme disease country, I'm still not scared of ticks. I used to pull them off myself all the time and then I'd just have to tell my mom if I started having any symptoms of lyme. I guess that's what makes it a phobia - to some degree, it's irrational.

Kiddo
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 03:57 PM

Hahaha, that's a great photo. Seriously, some of these comments (the ones giving orders to whomever runs this place) are severely self-righteous. I mock you, ha ha!

ohanta
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 04:08 PM

A picture says more than a 1000 words! And tick tocks is funny, but it's just two words. So Assuming the picture says 1001 words it's still lacking 999 words from making this posting cute! :P

Han
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 04:31 PM

I recognize that tick ... It works for the Feds! http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/graphics/photos/mar98/k8002-3.htm

If you don't like the tickpic, here's a (much cuter) chickpic from the same gummint website:
http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/graphics/photos/apr00/k8764-1.jpg

Brian
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 04:37 PM

I think ladybugs are cute. I also like pill bugs.

Barbara
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 04:38 PM

Ticks themselves?? Disgusting.

Tick puns? Kinda funny. In an "eww" sorta way.

Janice in GA
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:01 PM

Uhm, why?

Why for the gross critter!?
Why for all these insane posts!?
And why for me writng another post since I saw this pic at 8:30 this morning and still can't help myself from feeling all creepy, crawly!!

Man the life boats people, we got to find a way outta here!!!!

ElishaB
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:02 PM

What the deuce is going on? Why would somebody put a picture of a tick on Cute Overload? I just don't get it.

Shannon Johnson
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:06 PM

Couldn't help noticing all the posts about legs embedded in flesh and so on - you mean like the claws our cat embeds in my flesh every morning as a reminder that breakfast is due? And she's still cute ...

(Puddin' for dessert tonight!)

indrifan
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:18 PM

hum, well I hear Rocky Mountain Spotted fever is cute...


this is gross, parasites are rarely ever cute...maybe cooties..but not blood sucking bacteria factories

Vanessa
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:28 PM

Proposed Cuteness Rule: If the proposed cute item is a vector for diseases that harm other cute items, let's NOT CALL IT CUTE.

Ticks carry atleast 6 diseases that can hurt dogs and cats, alone!

rach
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:31 PM

Not cute, regardless of pun!

And for the record, arachnids aren't cute either!

...just wanted to chime in with the other folks.

Judy
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:39 PM

tick tocks rocks!

(haven't chimed in in a while)

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:43 PM

NOT CUTE!

DO NOT WANT!

little gator
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:50 PM

Nooooooooooooooooo! Not cute. Evil.

Margaret
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 05:50 PM

I think it's cute that someone thought of "tick 'tocks"! Now I can't get it out of my head.

[walks away, chanting "tick 'tocks, tick 'tocks" in sing-song voice]

skippy
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:23 PM

Cutebabyfix.com: for the record, yes I do consider many bugs cuter than human babies. Bugs don't drool, puke, smell of shit, scream the top of my head off, or try to grab me with icky fingers. That said, I'm not crazy about bugs in my house either, but I'd rather look at pictures of bugs. This is why I have no children: because I'd be a lousy mother.
But the one pic of the guy holding the baby was kinda cute. Not the others. Babies are cutest when covered with fur.

Tina Rhea
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:24 PM

Luv the way your mind works!!

Pj
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:24 PM

I live in the woods, and I have a tick phobia. This is NOT helping.

*shudder*

Excuse me, but I have to go scrub myself now.

Lissa
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:31 PM

I live in the woods, and I have a tick phobia. This is NOT helping.

*shudder*

Excuse me, but I have to go scrub myself now.

Lissa
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:34 PM

No No NO-o-o-o-o-o! I check for something cute and aaaaaarrrgh! I see the gross out pic of a 'filled' tick - I don't care about the pun, tell us about the pun even, but don't show it... A certain amount of trust has been built up - my cute receptors on "full steam ahead" then WHAM! a close up of a bug that I have actually had to kill before, smashing with a traumatizing pop between my own fingernail tops. It is a murderous memory that has no place in my 99.9% cute-ready world. Ok so I don't want to go on and on, my cute receptors will heal - hopefully...

joancarlson
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 06:48 PM

...and then, Rob I. got bit by the tick and died of Lyme disease.

THE END

V
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:32 PM

*shudders*

We have an Ick section now?

Kar
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:33 PM

in the interest of getting to 200...

oh wow, great caption

ewwww...a bug how gross

I think all creatures are beautiful, i love insects

don't you know those things spread disease?

*stirs the puddin'*
mwahahahahahha!

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 07:49 PM

I dont know what you people are talking about. The tick is so adorable! Sure, dont get it close to you, but admire it from afar...especially how the right legs curl more toward itself than the left legs. And the wordplay is absolute genius! hehe! The hairy leaf provides a nice backdrop for a hairy tick!

PeaceNLuv
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:15 PM

Ugh. Ticks suck.

SallyTomato
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:39 PM

Metsakins, PeaceNLuv, let's start a campaign! More bug pictures! More disease-carrying animals! More! More! Next up: Anopheles mosquito! Pleeeease? Pleeeeaaaasseeeee?????

hey-h
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 08:45 PM

This totally made me ROTFL. And I was in no such mood until I opened cuteoverload today. This is why I visit this site religiously. On some days, reading CO is the highlight of my day! Thank you!

Lola
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 09:04 PM

can anyone love a tick?
ewwww, creepy, creepy, creepy

karen
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:01 PM

unfortunately I will not be awake to see the 200th


carry on everyone!

metsakins
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:14 PM

199

Margaret
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:19 PM

Someone already pointed out that phobias are irrational. And they are. Sorry everyone who is afraid of insects, the internet is not going to cater to your "needs." This isn't onlycutefurryanimalsoverload.com, sorry.

And rach, yor said, "Proposed Cuteness Rule: If the proposed cute item is a vector for diseases that harm other cute items, let's NOT CALL IT CUTE."

Like cats and dogs (and all sorts of wild animals featured on this site) don't pass on diseases, too? Really, now.


I like the tick 'tocks. Everyone else, get over yourselves.

Meghan
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 10:39 PM

that's absolutely fantastick!

(sorry if that's been said - I couldn't read through over 100 whiny snivelly complaints about the widdle buggywuggy)

I thought it was a cool pic, and a hilar caption...

for those who are freaking out - it's a PICTURE. On your COMPUTER. It's not REAL.

CanadianChick
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:30 PM

"Metsakins, PeaceNLuv, let's start a campaign! More bug pictures! More disease-carrying animals! More! More! Next up: Anopheles mosquito! Pleeeease? Pleeeeaaaasseeeee?????"

I have an entire arsenal of bug pictures that I can caption up and email in. And I find it dreadfully difficult to resist the temptation.

Argh! Argh!

Yubi Shines
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:35 PM

These little monsters certainly serve a purpose in the grand scheme of mother nature, BUT... they are not cute. I do admit to preferring mammals over other critters in the name of cuteness and I suppose may others attribute cute characteristics to various other creatures, but not blood sucking bugs. Maybe lean a little further toward the furry sort?

origamiart
 |  Jul 16, 2007 at 11:44 PM

Friggin funny...
ticks carry and spread disease yes...so do how many types of livestock and domestic pets?? Some examples--
Brucellosis, Avian flu, rabies, Mad Cow, Plague, Leptospirosis, Ringworm, Hookworm, Histoplasma, Hantavirus, E.coli, Cryptosporidium, Psittacosis, Campylobacter, Yersinios, Toxoplasmosis, Salmonella, Tapeworm,etc and so on and hallelujah! Sheesh people get a life...CO is all about the cute, but it's all about the humor too.
Taking nosedive off of soapbox...

BunnyHero13
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 12:30 AM

This is so not cute. Boo! Hiss! Gross not cute. Very disappointing.

weemonkey
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 12:32 AM

You know why tick 'tocks are large and red? Yep, because they are full of blood!

notanumber
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 12:42 AM

Why is this even on here? Just what are you smoking there at CO? If you pulled one off of your dog you would know why everyone is disgusted with this. It's nasty.

weemonkey
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 12:44 AM

Anybody wanna Tic Tac?

pyrit
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 05:05 AM

"Let's hang ten for justice!!"

Smac
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 05:13 AM

Meg, I adore the way your lovely warped brain works. Sincerely and honestly. There IS a very fine line between cute and ugly (or even gross) and I for one am happy to see the crossover on CO as well as on uglyoverload.

pkeli
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 05:25 AM

Tiny Rhea, you must seriously be joking. No one hates babies that much. You used to be a baby. Everyone you know used to be a baby! Here, the way to get over irrational fears is by exposure. Check out this guy, he's sure to impress you:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/04/24/born-to-impress-the-ladies/
And if you can look at this baby:
http://cutebabyfix.com/2007/04/12/purity/
and not melt, perhaps I cannot help you and you need professional help.

CuteBabyFix.com
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 05:37 AM

At the risk of being buried in pudding...
has anyone else ever noticed how this kind of tick resembles a watermelon seed?
*ducks*

Metz
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 05:45 AM

Alright Metz, here's one my last chocolate tapiocas. I saving the last one for hubby to eat. Duck, incoming...

metsakins
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 06:11 AM

btw peeps good job on getting over 200!!!!111!!!1

a belated bi centipede bleen to all!

metsakins
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 06:13 AM

Anybody wanna play tic tac toe?

pyrit
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 06:14 AM

OMG, I almost fell off my chair. Of course ticks are no laughing matter but "tick 'tocks"? HILARIOUS!!!!!

Catherine
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 06:59 AM

did anyone mention how re-tick-ulous this commentraversey is? the whole thing ticks me off! Although it does tick-le my funny bone a bit to read this.

*ducks and slowly creeps out of room*

metsakins
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 06:59 AM

metsie you're startin to tick me off! *flings pudding but not the choco tapioca*
;-)

Metz
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 07:12 AM

gross ticks are not cute they hurt cats and dogs.

thank god i can block that image with adblock.

mlw1980
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 07:31 AM

I'm very proud to be related to Rob I. Cute or not, the man's got some chops!

PeteT
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 07:33 AM

Great...now I am going to go around saying Tick Tocks all day and chuckling to myself. Thanks Rob I.

Kim
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 07:43 AM

This is gross and I'm feeling creeped out now. *shudders*

Anne
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 07:58 AM

Ticks are arachnids. Millions of people, including me, are arachnophobic.

Therefore, this = not cute. Ew. Please don't do this ever again.

Stephanie
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 08:01 AM

metsie you still here?
oh noes i keeld metsie wit puddin!

Metz
 |  Jul 17, 2007 at 08:03 AM