This just in: A kitteh protecting a rack
I was just thinking the other day [blond head tilt] how we haven't had any cat's 'n' racks posts lately and how this has caused an enormous void in the InterWebs. [vacuum sound] Well, WAIT NO MO'!
GiggleSugar has our backs, with a VIDEO no less:
LOL, Barbara H.!

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That brings all new meaning to king of the mountain.
It took me a second to realize
where the rack was. Nice kitty!
He he kitty protector.
Aw. Protecting her virtue and ey'thing. Good kitty.
And may I say - that's a rack worth protecting.
That's a supremely stherious cat.
Methinks the kitty doth not protect fair maidens rack so much as his own precious red mousie. Hidden between his paws.
Oh he's totally protectin the rack. With a rack like that, can you blame him?
Sounds like a RPS variation: Kitteh protects rack!
At least this is a fairly tasteful cats and racks example.
I tell you, my bruthuh, it is hard to get any action around that protective pussy. *cough*
And I think Annie is correct--kitteh is just making sure that light-fingered scoundrel does make off with the mouse-mouse toy.
aww~ how cute! ^_^ but, i think it's just playing with the finger, that's all.
Adorable kitty, but I could do without the huge fake ones. Real ones don't stand at attention like that when you lie down. Sorry to burst your bubble, boys.
Those look like implants. Either that or a really supportive bra. Most breasts don't stay straight up like that when you're lying down.
I don't usually care for the cats and racks entries, but that one was hilarious! LOL! I bet every parent would like to have that cat when they're daughter starts to date!
Nancy, those are pretty average, far from huge.
Hehe, hands off mister!
Oh, mine innocent mind... I thought the rack looked funny but couldn't figure out why :P
My cat certainly tries to protect me from brazen overtures. Of course, he also tries to protect me from non-brazen overtures, and really anything that pulls the attention from him.
She could have been wearing a bra. Mine are bigger than that and if I'm wearing the right bra they stand up pretty well when lying down. Just sayin'.
I can just hear the kitty saying,
"I'm nut moovin from this heer komfy mouwtin til i has cheezburger."
cat is playing bite the finger and stay away from my mousie...
not that I'm an expert but it never occurred to me that they're fake and with the correct support garments I see no reason for them not to stay up...
Yeah, judging from the straps you can see, it looks like she's just got an awesome bra.
Such a cute kitty.
I really want a cat like that for when I go out to the bars. It would save me so much grief.
Not to be a nuff, but seriously, if I'm wearing something that keeps them rigidly at attention, there's a good chance I wouldn't be leisurely lying back. More like clawing at it to get it off. Blargh! So uncomfortable. I can't even stand underwires.
/TMI
r.moore, you get used to underwires when they're DD.
sorry tmi :D
I need a bra like that with kitty included!
It's the CuteOverload chastity cat.
Them's some seriously dilated pupils!
They're probably not implants because they're really not that big. Well, at least compared to what I must carry on my ribcage all day. She's probably just wearing a good bra. Mine do the same thing when I'm wearing a bra. :O
In any case, a rather humorous video. :D
Noes!!! MY boobies! MINE!!!
Dewd, underwires are your friend. Gravity is not.
That said, that hand's lucky he din't get a real chunk taken out of it.
(shakes head) Mmmnno. Pain! Pain! It's darn hard trying to avoid wires. I hardly think them better than whale-bone :P
Anyhow, I say we dub this the Official TMI post! Or not... Sometimes TMI is just TMI.
Those are NOT implants! Stop judging the woman's tits, people. They are fabulous and remind me of my own. And yes, with the right bra and tank top combo, they can do that.
But anyway...is about the kitteh and his protechuning and hims doing a good job!!
And, as usual, RedZ - *snirk*
Thou shalt not touch mine lady's busom! Go write thou a poem on courtly love! *smacks hand away*
Ahem.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/shirts/itshirt.png
Ahhh I almost bought a shirt with that on it! But I remembered that I am a college kid on a budget that only includes food and booze. So no t shirts bringing even more attention to my particulars for me.
and with the TMI... in a post about racks, be prepared to talk about racks... a lot. :)
Ya, I have to agree with you Robbie... I usually don't like cats in racks... but this one was ok... if not slightly amusing... I give it a meh... not enough to win me over on the cats in racks are cute idea though
My kitty is just like that. Her fave place to curl up is... my rack. AND she smushes her back into my face. I do not enjoy brushing the fur out of my teeth.
I would wear that shirt if it were not for the fact that I really don't want any more attention on the rack than is necessary. I don't like being hit on, and I certainly would not take kindly to rack-related compliments.
Personally I want the Library Science shirt from QC :)
The one thing I don't see discussed on this thread -- doesn't she have a fairly high stake in the kitty remembering to keep its claws retracted? Don't kitties tend to extend their claws in "prepare to repel boarders" mode? I consider it evidence of a high level of kitty expertise that her rack didn't get raked.
I would wear just about every shirt from there, except for the math and science ones... cause no. I only do humanities and I will not sway! No, damn you liberal arts for forcing me to appreciate other things... gah.
so, the first time I consistantly post here and I manage to hel jack the thread. word.
*help.... it's late, I'm tired, yeah.
Nice rackage. Great bra. Brave hero kitty. Love it. and the kitty is telling the stupid boy human to keep away from his little red mousie. As I said above. Rackage looks real to me but heyyyyI mean planet unicorn HEYYY!
I seriously need that kitty! My cats won't do that for me. Anyone know how to train them?
I also agree with Annie that it isn't the rack the kitteh is protecting...it's his mousie!
What's with you, people? "Naah, he's not really doing that.." "Naaah, those are not real.." So what? Must be a hard life with no jokes, fun and imagination.
I thought the video was so cute and fun - made my day Should've not read some of these comments here.
Methinks Victoria's Secret should include a red mousie with every bra. Just in case one needs to attract a gallant cat to protect your rack in an emergency. An emergency rack mousie. Break glass, dangle mousie, gallant cat comes to rescue.
I'm a History major, so yeah... But my sister has the math is delicious shirt.
I'm trying desperately to come up with a cat/chastity belt joke here, and I just can't make it work. Oh well :)
Wow, I think that's the first flash-video site that understands that you don't need javascript activated to watch flash-content...
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Whee, that was fun! Or maybe it's just 3am here...
All of you underwire-haters should consider yourselves fortunate that you don't need 'em. I haven't worn a non-underwire bra since grade 10 and mine aren't even all that big. Personally, I don't see what's so uncomfortable about it.
right on Emily. I have had to go with underwires and bras that look like they are made for industrial wear most of my life. At least because I always got the support I needed I don't have a rack that I can tuck in the waistband of my trousers.
Runs around the house singing "Do yer boobs hang low do they wooble to and fro" to the tune of Turkey in the straw.
They are going to make me stop posting any second now.