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Jun 15, 2007

Listen, Girlfriend...

...I tewtelly hear you.

All boys are jerks. [Adjusts whiskers]

Tell me everything—from the beginning.

I won't tell anyone—don't worry [takes sip of Chardonnay]

I soooo hear you

This is gonna take a while, Emily G....

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Too cute! It's like how my kitty sits and watches TV! lol

Yes, my name is really Cricket
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:17 AM

OMG, bleen? Wow...

And doesn't it look like she might be getting her little nails painted just off to the right there?

Yes, my name is really Cricket
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:18 AM

The captioning is funnier when you know that 99% of orange cats are male :D

Michelle
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:18 AM

funniest caption ever - totally looks like it's what the kitty would be saying

another Michelle
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:20 AM

Inhaler Inhaler...

stay calm & breath, avert eyes from tummeh, must walk away from computer...

*splode*

need alittle help in here...

metsakins
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:26 AM

That face looks totally human! crazy! And I love your name, Cricket. Very original! :-)

Tracey
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:29 AM

This months Playpuss is Ginger le Chat.

The Honourable Gladys Anstruther
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:32 AM

KITTEH BEEEEELLEEEEH!!!! i'm goin in!

*snorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle*

BeeCee
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:39 AM

OMG I am Still LOL She /HE is adorable. Love the caption. Ett is Perfect Meg. I don't know about the 99% being boys my mother in Law had two marmalades/gingers from the same litter. Both girls.

annie
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:40 AM

Awwwwww!! Best shoulder to cry on EVAR.

Michelle this clearly a gay Marmie cat. :)

DKN
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:41 AM

Annie it's not quite 99% - I've always heard 90% are male.

DKN
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:42 AM

That is probably the most perfectly posed kitten shot ever. I am jealous.

Jennifer
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:44 AM

Pink on ears and nose matches pink on sheet! omg!

Claire
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:48 AM

Kitteh pinup girl (or probably boy)

SarahP
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:52 AM

Oh my gawd, darling, you know what we need? Let's have a pitcher of mimosas.

Redzilla
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:53 AM

mmmm, a PITCHER of mimosas... i like the way you think, redzilla.

BeeCee
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:54 AM

eee! it's my kitten!

she's a girl, her name is maggie. the shot was not intentionally posed! that's how she lays. :)

Emily G
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:57 AM

The caption is right on it.

luvinmalssomuch
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:59 AM

Redheaded pinup girl! *LOL!*

Tewtally Playmate of the Year material...

--TwoDragons

Denita TwoDragons
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 08:59 AM

Redzilla, I'll get the carrotsticks, the dip and most importantly: The Belgian choclate!

Anyone for pedicure?

Kaya
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:00 AM

so like my sleepovers with my best friend as a kid. Makes me think of the following exchange.
Marcy to me as she's getting into bed, "Turn off the light." Me, "Why me?"
Marcy, "Because you're comfortable." Me, "Oh Ok." gets up & turns off light.
Moral: The most absurd things make sense at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Metz
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:02 AM

Sorry. Teh kitteh doesn't look like I could trust it any further than I could throw a piano.

[Well then, have I got an episode of MythBusters for you... - Ed.]

[...or, if you prefer, Northern Exposure - Ed.again]

Benpanced
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:05 AM

Pink jelly beans!!!!

Deb
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:10 AM

omg. too much. lol.

"kittens are the most innnntadesting peoples."

jen
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:12 AM

DKN: "Michelle this is clearly a gay Marmie cat."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Simonsmom
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:21 AM

Oh Mah Gah I love the dewey eyed watchin' chick flix look.. so cute!
:)
http://www.happylolday.com

C Ceres Merry
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:22 AM

cute! cute! cute!! that's my bedspread, but that's not my kitty! :)

riolinda
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:23 AM

"Tomorrow, we'll go out shopping for shoes and you'll feel SO much betterrr..."

ebee
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:38 AM

Jen - are you refering to:

My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives!!!

metsakins
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:46 AM

Most estimates are that about 67% to 75% of orange (and even orange and white) cats are boys. But only 1 in 3000 calico/torti kitties are male.

ShelleyTambo
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:51 AM

Cutiepatootie! My marmie and I like to talk about boys into the wee hours of the night too. All this talk about gingers made me curious - I found this on http://www.messybeast.com:

The ginger colour of cats (known as "orange" or "red" to cat breeders) is caused by the "O" gene. The O gene changes black pigment into a reddish pigment. The O gene is carried on the X chromosome. A normal male cat has XY genetic makeup; he only needs to inherit one O gene for him to be a ginger cat. A normal female is XX genetic makeup. She must inherit two O genes to be a ginger cat. If she inherits only one O gene, she will be tortoiseshell. If she inherits no O genes, she will be black.

In other words, female marmies are not as common as males, but are certainly not rare. For those who like reading about all that science stuff, there's more here: http://www.messybeast.com/mosaicism.htm#geneforginger

It's far too much for me to comprehend - I just want to cuddle the kitty!

Corinne
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:52 AM

looks just like my kittah, gabby!

i love love love orange kittahs. nothing better, IMO.

sally o'malley
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:53 AM

But the little belly!! The little belly, I tell you!!

Theresa
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:53 AM

is it my imagination or did "chardonnay" read "camomile" like, two minutes ago? I guess tea time's over and now it's happy hour ;)

oaklandcat
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:58 AM

In fact, there are's one female orange tabby at my shelter now. We've had up to five at a time. Only one male calico in the past few years, though.

ShelleyTambo
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 09:59 AM

Sweet Buddha belly baby! I wants to blow kisses on that tummy.

furbabies
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:09 AM

OMG perfect caption for this kitty's expression.
Maggie's got that world weary glazed over expression and sayin' "So been there and done that girlfriend!"

beenclawed
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:23 AM

True, true Simonsmom, nothing wrong with that at all :)

DKN
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:24 AM

IT did read Camomile before.
Hmmm some one is editing away T(Ed.) OR M(Ed.) or CSO(Ed.)

annie
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:36 AM

ShelleyTambo, Really a boy Calico I thought that was impossible or something like that. I have never seen a boy. are they a calico or the dilute tortie calico varitey.
Just curious.
And the 67 -70% orang thing explains the large number of big boy gingers.

annie
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Annie -- edits weren't mine, this time. And you're right about that marmie percentage.

Theo
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 10:44 AM

my gosh, sooooo rule #6.

that kitty can be my confidant any day. neeee!

joysah!
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:01 AM

That's why we love pets - they listen to all our troubles, they always take our side, and they hardly ever give annoying advice. :)

mm
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:19 AM

annie--Yep, a boy calico, named "Cal"--aren't we creative? This particular one was a dilute calico. They usually don't survive birth. If they do, it's almost certain they're sterile, so they can't pass on the color pattern. Still, they should be neutered because, in the words of the then-kennel operations manager, "just because they're shootin' blanks doesn't mean they're not shootin'."

ShelleyTambo
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:34 AM

Play-Cat center fold shot for sure!

liz
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:40 AM

Nice nose stripes.

Very nice.

maymee
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:45 AM

Yeah, male Calicos are pretty rare. I've got a female calico that is my adorable little baby. It has to do with color genetics, much like Corinne was talking about. I found a blurb on this site: http://www.fanciers.com/other-faqs/colors.html#pointed
in the FAQ section. It talks about how to get the color combination of Calicos you need two X's, something males don't have unless they have XXY and are sterile. Yay for biology class.

As for the picture relevant to the post, adorable!!!!!!!

leannrose
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:47 AM

moments like this are why this site is my first stop on the internet every day. thats just too much lol

Suze
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 11:58 AM

iiiiii LOVE!

Stephanie S.
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Chardonnay? Oh that is like so plebian and stuff. It's like all about the zinfandels now, I'm sooo totally serious right now!

I cannot believe that is not intentionally posed ^_^. Cutest kitty lie-down EVER!

Jupiter Star
 |  Jun 15, 2007 at 12:31 PM

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