« Happy Mother's Day, Peeps | Home | The "Dirty Wow Wow" contest »

May 13, 2007

I just want a leetle kees

C'mon, Bebeh.

Just a leetle kees.

Brilliant attempted snorgling, Julie G. What's with the aggressive turtlage lately?
Great camera work, ButterflysBone.

Email to a Friend | Add to del.icio.us |

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d83451b09f69e200d83514a1d253ef

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference I just want a leetle kees:

Comments

Kitty has crazy eyes

TG
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Ehhhhnnn!

sweet_jane_
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:22 PM

Unrequited love stinks.

Is Kitty looking at the food dish being filled? That's about all that holds most cats' attention for that long.

Tina Rhea
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:25 PM

man, we're gonna have to come up with a "Kats'n'Torts" category soon...yeah?

P.S. Meg I thought I saw you on the SF-Sausalito ferry a couple of weeks ago but assumed I was hallucinating the CuteMaster.

theidlereceptionist
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:30 PM

crazy eyes indeed.
and what is it with cat obsessed tortoises over there on your continent?
never seen anything like that going on on this side of the atlantic

zosterops
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:32 PM

aww, it's a desperate little turtle!

amelia
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:37 PM

LOVE IT! Poor turtle just wants some lovin'.

Violet's mama
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:38 PM

WHAT is kitty looking at!?!?

WHAT does tortie want?!??!

(Love the aggravated tail flip. My boy only does that when he is really starting to get peeved.)

Shannon
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:43 PM

shannon's right -- we need to know.
there is some weeiird action going on.
did the cat nibble some reality enhancing weed? is that the reason for those eyes? is tortie an undercover agent in the drug squad?

zosterops
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Based on this movie and Friday's "persistence" post, I wonder whether there's something about cats that turtles find irresistible. A smell?

The Friday turtle seemed to like the other end of the cat, so it's difficult to tell (presumably the two ends of a cat smell different, but I've never done the experiment).

CP
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Perhaps the turtle sees the the tounge in the cat's mouth and thinks it's another little turtle ducking its head in.

Q
 |  May 13, 2007 at 12:57 PM

Q -- that must be it.
although with that kind of poor pattern recognition performance one wouldn't expect turtledom to have survived millions of years, somehow.

zosterops
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:03 PM

Another stinking turtle. Yuck yuck yuck. Not cute at all. nooooooope.

cutie
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:16 PM

The cat's so "oblivious" to the turtle's amorous overtures. My cat does that all the time too, when I want to cuddle. :(

Molly
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:23 PM

Turtle: Hey Cat I want a kiss!
Cat:(Thinking) IF I don't make eye contact he will just go away.
Turtle: Hey, Hey... Mr fluffy cat, I want a kiss.
Cat: Concentrate.. Don't make Eye contact... Don't make Eye contact!! Push the little Pest away with my paws.
Turtle: whoa whoa. WHere did that cat go ?? Oh there he is. Gotta get a kiss!!! Kitty! you whoo Kitty!
Cat: Hmmmm. Perhaps a gentle Chomp..
Turtle: Kitty, I want A KISS!
Cat: No! No Kisses! NOOO KISSES!!
Turtle:Please!!!!
Cat: Oh Bother... Here! (gives a Peck on the check)Hops up and runs away..
Stupid baby turtle... Can't a cat get a little nap around here. Now I gotta go find a hiding place where he cant get me.

Turtle: Hey Mr Kitty I want another Kiss...Mr Kitty? Mr Kitty??? Where are you going????

Annie
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:27 PM

Much McKissersons going on lately, especially in the tortle 'my french kiss will decapitate you' world.

Dan Bledwich
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:44 PM

That cat is cheesed. He says, "Get this darn turtle outta ma grill!"

Carolyn J.
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:50 PM

My turtle loves catfood (the crunchy kibbles). Maybe this turt is enticed by the kitteh breath.

kimdog
 |  May 13, 2007 at 01:57 PM

Some feline just had tuna for lunch and McTortoise is dying for a taste of it^^

Martin-san
 |  May 13, 2007 at 02:15 PM

I'm thinking that turtle is related to a giraffe...

Martha
 |  May 13, 2007 at 02:18 PM

haha thats gotta be the fastest turtle ever

nancy
 |  May 13, 2007 at 02:31 PM

I love his little stretchy neck!! It cracked me up! Mr. Turtle is all, "Ehn! Kees me!"

amaretto bunny
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:01 PM

Funny dialogue, Annie!

Catman Dude =^-.-^=
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:26 PM

Oh man, why does this remind me of my first high school boyfriend? "Ehn, ehn, c'mon, just go to homecoming with me! Ehhhhn!"

Jen
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:36 PM

If someone needs a topic for a thesis how about:

turtles and cats: friends or foes?

Jenna
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:38 PM

Annie, hilarious commentary. Apparently the tortilege loves the kittehs.....

JinxtheCat
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:47 PM

The ridges and the tail say “alligator snapping turtle” to me. Aggressive is their middle name. Kitty is lucky he is so small.

Hambone
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:50 PM

Man, what is getting into the McTorts lately? Maybe it's that 28 weeks later aggressive virus..

Lisa
 |  May 13, 2007 at 03:59 PM

That lil' turtle looks just like mine! So adorable!

cici
 |  May 13, 2007 at 04:27 PM

Tort: Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination

Coz I, gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention
GIVE IT TO ME!!

RevWaldo
 |  May 13, 2007 at 04:28 PM

"Ohhhh behbeh...me likey your 'Tuna and Whitefish Medley' brefs. Mmmmm. just let me siffs, 'k?"

jen
 |  May 13, 2007 at 04:57 PM

I, for one, welcome our turtle overlords.

Fuzzybutt
 |  May 13, 2007 at 05:02 PM

SGT seeks SC for races in the yard, kisses, shared tuna fish salads, possible long(like 90 years)-term relationship. I´ve been burned (clawed, hissed at, ignored, head chomped) before, but if you think you´re the one to bring me out of my shell, please call 1-800-TOR-TUGA and ask for Shel.

Dale
 |  May 13, 2007 at 05:10 PM

What is up with this trend of turtles/tortoises wanting to bother cats? Is there some ancient unresolved conflict between these clades?

"We, the mighty shelled ones, shall not rest until Felidae has paid its debt to clan Testudinata! Ehhhhhn!!"
"Oh bother, not them again..."

Tori
 |  May 13, 2007 at 05:16 PM

:D OH EXCITE it's my submishe!

Noo, no hatred at alll heeerre. Turtie just wants a teeny kees =3

And then more after he got one.

They're both boys according to owner of the pair.

Julie Raven
 |  May 13, 2007 at 05:17 PM

I just watched this as, by chance, "Knock Me a Kiss" was on the radio. Brilliant!

mynabird
 |  May 13, 2007 at 05:27 PM

Ahhh! SO CUTE! What's with all this aggressive turtlage indeed?!

Karen
 |  May 13, 2007 at 06:15 PM

maybe Shellbert there likes the smell of fishy kittie breath.

anner
 |  May 13, 2007 at 06:20 PM

Yeah, that's right, you MoFos should treat the Mo you are MoFoing right today!

kdge
 |  May 13, 2007 at 06:26 PM

How many more of these until we get the new When Turtles Attack category?

Cain
 |  May 13, 2007 at 07:02 PM

Aw, all these speed demon turtles!

JuliaJellicoe
 |  May 13, 2007 at 07:04 PM

Alas poor Yertle, the unrequited turtle.

thepetmuseum
 |  May 13, 2007 at 07:32 PM

LOL, Jen!!! Loved your boyfriend comment....

Poh wittle turtie. All he wants ees a wittle kees.

~Aurhora~

Aurhora
 |  May 13, 2007 at 07:46 PM

"Cuteoverload, stop stealing videos and claiming that they were submitted to you by the rightful owners. You should know better than to try and deceive your viewers like that."

I find this funny coming from someone calling themself "Ashlee Simpson". Nyer.

Sabella
 |  May 13, 2007 at 09:04 PM

Sabella, I completely agree! Lol! (^_^)

Cindy
 |  May 13, 2007 at 10:17 PM

Dale, Too funny I love you Lonely hearts ad copy.

Annie
 |  May 13, 2007 at 10:49 PM

I love how the cat is all "Not tonight, I have a headache."

Jenny
 |  May 13, 2007 at 11:06 PM

"Kitteh wrote upon it:
Returtle to sender,
This shell unknown.
Don't call my number,
This cat ain't home."

Aubrey
 |  May 14, 2007 at 01:36 AM

but is this cute as in cute overload? not for me thanx. more like cute underload.
bring back the pups and kitties and hammies.

Lil
 |  May 14, 2007 at 02:02 AM

but is this cute as in cute overload? not for me thanx. more like cute underload.
bring back the pups and kitties and hammies.

Lil
 |  May 14, 2007 at 02:03 AM

The comments to this entry are closed.

« Happy Mother's Day, Peeps | Home | The "Dirty Wow Wow" contest »

Sizzearch

  •  
    Web
    cuteoverload.com

Google Links

CuteMail

  • Receive the daily content of CuteOverload in your email box. Free!

    Your email address will only be used for this purpose and not given out to any other third party.

    Enter your Email


    Powered by FeedBlitz

Cute Caps!

  • Did you know you can add CuteCaps to your own webpage? Try it!

Got Cute?

  • Think you have a cute photo, Punk? [Clint Eastwood voice] If you think it fits our seriously stringent requirements, send it to us. We just might post it! But if we don't, it's really for the best [patting your back.]

Choosey bloggers choose:

  • TypePad!

    If TypePad helps your blog survive a Slashdotting, you know it's strong.

    Set Up Your Blog For Free with TypePad! If I can do it, you tewtelly can.

Email Me

  • press-related: press [at] cutelabs.com
  • business-related: meg [at] cutelabs.com
  • submissions: cuteoverload [at] frostdesign.net

Press Coverageses

  • Don't miss our Press page for ALL pattings on the back!

Sitemeter

Powered by TypePad