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Apr 30, 2007

You. Will. Pay.

Well, y'know, son, there's yer garden-variety disapproval.  Ayup, there surely is.  We see a lot of that, round here.
[sideways glance at skinny clerk, who isn't sweeping the floor]

[takes off John Deere cap, rubs temple, shakes head]

Once in a blue moon, though [lowers voice, looks right into you] a situation demands... condemnation.

Willow_not_amused

Boy, I hope you know what you're doin'.

Willow Wabbit, post-sinkbath.  Schmoops walked in and said "Here, hold this."
He was honestly a lot happier about it than he looks.  [snicker]
   - T.

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Obviously, bathing recharges the eye-beams.

Kim H.
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:17 PM

LOL. Love the bunny eared bunny. XD

Piggalette
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:18 PM

What Teho hasn't told us is that his first name is just a screen nick--and his last name is Darko... ;-)

--TwoDragons

Denita TwoDragons
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:24 PM

T., bunneh seems to have bathed you in its irredescent, scarlet eyebeams. I remember when we were warned not to sit to close to the television set. Don't you know you shouldn't stand too close to the bunneh?

You're not going to melt, are you?

Aubrey
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:28 PM

Wow. Teho, I salute your bravery--I have not even *contemplated* bathing a bunny before. Everybody's arms intact?

A thinker
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:30 PM

I did the dunking, A thinker; Theo just got drafted to hold the bunny tortilla afterwards, while I cleaned out the sink.

Wabbit was surprisingly calm. He wasn't immersed, anyhow; just had his tail end dipped. I think he understood that I was trying to help him get rid of the poopcrete that had formed on his backside.

Before and after, he got to hop around in the office where we keep the foster kittens. There was a beautiful moment when he leaped right OVER the gray kitten--but sadly, we didn't capture it on video.

Jaye
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:36 PM

Anyone familiar with "Bunnicula," a kids book about a vampire bunny? Yeah, this is Bunnicula. :)

Kiri
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:40 PM

poopcrete. *snicker*

My cat gets that, but when I clean her bum with a wet cloth, she gives me a dirty look and huffs off. I'm thinking, "Well, you're the one who kept pushing that thing in my face! What were you expecting?"

mleiv
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:43 PM

He wants your SOUL!

Run, you fools!

R. Moore
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:43 PM

Poopcrete? Eww.

However, I demand more foster kitten pics!

Christine H
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 08:44 PM

Christine H -- here's a couple of Jubi WITH the wabbit...
http://teho.vox.com/library/post/oh-wear-the-touch-of-gray.html
(you can click the pix for embiggening)

Theo
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:04 PM

I'd squee about how cute he looks, but that would lead to even more disapproving yeemage.

lurkertype
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:05 PM

Eeeee! Gray floofage squared!

What was Jubi's reaction to Willow flying over him?

lurkertype
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:08 PM

Danny's not here Mrs. Torrence. :)

Pirate Cat
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:08 PM

Dude, that is one bad-ass rabbit.

rnwen
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:14 PM

I don't think I've laughed so hard at the associated commentary. Rabbit disapproval might be my favorite general theme here.

Kate
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:18 PM

Presenting the all-new BunBath bunny shampoo!

Great for bunnies' delicate hineys, maintains fur lustre!

Use regularly to keep eyebeams powerful!

Comes with a pair of extra ears!
(Sort of.)

Subhangi
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:51 PM

OK, Pirate Cat...that was snort-worthy.

Aubrey
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 09:54 PM

Is this Laser Buns? Like SNL's laser cats? I think its high time.

Kate
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 10:25 PM

i think this needs a sound to go with it. a kind of science-fictiony bzzzhumming sound of your brain being penetrated by BUNNY CONDEMNATION.

bunnyhero
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 10:35 PM

I know it's been said before, but the hidden captions on the pictures are sometimes the best part.

Gryph
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 10:48 PM

*cower*

Lizzy
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 11:06 PM

it's bunnicula!

jeeps
 |  Apr 30, 2007 at 11:11 PM

THE EYES THE EYES THE EYES.... ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

Ngarei
 |  May 01, 2007 at 12:52 AM

R. Moore, he kinda does remind me of Balrog... 8)

Janni
 |  May 01, 2007 at 01:05 AM

I have never before seen a rabbit disapprove *that* hard!

acelightning
 |  May 01, 2007 at 02:28 AM

"Bunnicula." Yes. Best rabbit disapproval seen in these parts in ages. What an awesome bun!

Indy's Mom
 |  May 01, 2007 at 02:40 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

the pics ...

the comments ...

this link: http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index.html

I whole-heartedly approve of disapproving buns ...

HRH
 |  May 01, 2007 at 03:32 AM

I second Subhangi, comments hey wonder if the shampoo comes in bunny loved smells ??? Or maybe not those eyes say no.

leah
 |  May 01, 2007 at 04:43 AM

Ahh, poopcrete. You can tell when you have a build-up by the sound it makes when they hop across the floor. I had a long haired lop,Jellybean,who had run of the house. I would clip the offending poopage around his tocks (with help) a couple times a year.
Total dissaproval. Jellybean lived a long, hoppy life. I think his vision was bad at the end. He would stay in the laundry room and attack unsuspecting legs passing by to our bathroom. The dogs & cats dared not come close. Bunny dissaproval is serious business!

Snorgle Pup
 |  May 01, 2007 at 04:58 AM

*screams* =]

anonymous
 |  May 01, 2007 at 05:11 AM

I love it when buns ears go together into the single ear- I swear they are calibrating the antennae so they can yeem the mothership. Willow is definitely requesting permish to finish off the disgusting mortal who has subjected heem to such indignities.
Run AWAY teho.

cutebabyfix.com
 |  May 01, 2007 at 05:29 AM

It is the trident of doom.

Tor
 |  May 01, 2007 at 05:42 AM

i agree cutebabyfix: those ears don't lie! Teho is doomed! DOOOOOMED!

rabble
 |  May 01, 2007 at 05:48 AM

well i came to say bunnicula, but i see i'm too late...

beyonduplication
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:17 AM

teehee!
I have a kitteh who gets poopcrete. She is a tad rotund and I think she just can not quiiiiite reach the far points...
And she does *not* - I repeat - **not** - like it when I try to help... have to move fast with a quick swipe of the comb to get the big stuff...
And once a year at her vet visit, when we have more hands available, we do an actual shaving...
I'll have to try out my new vocabulary word on the vets next time... poopcrete...

ceejoe
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:19 AM

be afwaid......be vewwy afwaid.....

newlee
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:20 AM

By Frith, I nearly spat my breakfast at the computer. My grey bunny Bingo is now joining this bun in sympathy condemnation.

Aimee
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:23 AM

But on second thought, perchance Teho will escape the Wrath of Willow because of the blue towel of fabulousness.
He's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is, and that is always useful...

cutebabyfix.com
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:30 AM

Dang, now all I can hear is Captain Kirk yelling Khan!!!

cutebabyfix.comc
 |  May 01, 2007 at 06:31 AM

Let's see, what was that, four references in quick succession? Newlee with Elmer Fudd, Aimee picking up on the Watership Down connection, CBF with the second Star Trek movie AND Douglas Adams... and with Donnie Darko and LotR & Bunnicula galore upthread... whew!

I missed the "Mrs. Torrence" bit, though. A little help? And can I get a Harvey nod? Anyone??

Theo
 |  May 01, 2007 at 07:09 AM

All hail the Wise and Mighty Graybun,he of the penetrating glare, and uni-ear! Prostrate before him, and leave plenteh of carrots! (And pay no attention to that human doing strange things behind his back.)

ThreeCatNight
 |  May 01, 2007 at 07:27 AM

Is that David Hasselhoff?

For the love of jauntiness
 |  May 01, 2007 at 07:41 AM

David... is that... WHAT!??? [spluttering]

Theo
 |  May 01, 2007 at 07:45 AM

david hasselhoff, lol. what is this, Bun Watch?

this bunneh sceers me. i hear high pitched synthesizer music and stabbing violin sounds when i look at his pic.

(tee hee - he's really cute)

jen
 |  May 01, 2007 at 07:54 AM

Danny and Mrs. Torrence?
I think that's from "The Shining"

Now if we could only market "poopcrete" as a eco-friendly building material...

Laura
 |  May 01, 2007 at 08:10 AM

It just might work, Laura.

However, the mush that is bunpoop/bunpee is in fact the world's smelliest substance. It's a fact.

katerpie
 |  May 01, 2007 at 08:15 AM

You're right about that katerpie, I have two buns myself! I've been composting mine for the past year (I use Yesterday's News litter) but I haven't tried it only any plants yet.

"Poopcrete" (TM) will hava slight manure odor until it dries and then it will be fine.

Laura
 |  May 01, 2007 at 08:27 AM

"The Shining" is one of those movies that I should be familiar with, but have actually never seen. So I guess that explains my "huh?" right there.

Theo
 |  May 01, 2007 at 08:35 AM

Holy crap! If we could market the poopcrete, I'd be a bazillionaire-(cue the Beverly hillbillies Music)
Swimmin pools. Movie stars.

cutebabyfix.com
 |  May 01, 2007 at 08:37 AM

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