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Mar 04, 2007

I don't care, just keep my muzzlepouche dry

JUST KEEP MY MUZZLEPOUCH DRY you insisting-on-bathing-me IDIOTS! I can't believe I put up with such treatment [paws dangle] This is just humiliating. Will you puh-lease check out my dripping pawsitude? that's right, I said dripping pawsitude.

At least my muzzlepouche is dry. I have some dignity left.

Dry Muzzlepouche

Tomas R. Are you proud of yourself?

Posted by Meg on March 4, 2007 in Cute or Sad? , Kittens | Permalink

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aww, he looks so... resigned.

Whitley
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 10:52 AM

looks like he fell into a bucket of white paint :P

Amy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 10:59 AM

all in all he's taking it pretty well. at least he will get even more compliments after...

onionpencil musashi
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:00 AM

mmmm . . . I love kitties with vanilla frosting.

vita
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:01 AM

omg they are abusing that poor animal!!!!11111

jk!

Katey
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:03 AM

hmm seems to me that owners wash their cats more than people think.... I might just be able to get a cat then! I'm actually happy about that! With allergy shots and regular kitty baths I can get a kitty!! Honestly my dog also *hates* baths just as much as a cat would.... But that's what causes dander....

Linders
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:06 AM

That's not a real kitteh, it's actually made out of cornstarch and water.

cranberry
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:11 AM

That could almost be the same kitty as th eone with the 90-degree tail! Almost. Mr. 90-degrees doesn't seem to have the same muzzlepouche.

My Violet is also ALL white, and at our old house she would get in the pool with me. I'd be holding her, but she enjoyed it. I'd get her wet up to her neck. Then when she got out she'd be doing that funny shake-one-paw at a time thing.

Love the white kittehs!

Violet's mama
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:13 AM

Derrr...
Just realized Tomas R. is the sender inner for both...

Violet's mama
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:14 AM

So creamy! So drippy! I wanna put kitty in my coffee or cereal.

Angela
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:20 AM

the miezekatzchen looks like made of sugar, dissolving.

double-sweet!

magnus
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:25 AM

like the cat was dipped in white chocolate.

IHateToast
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:27 AM

LOL he does not look pleased!

Look at that right front leg though - awesome muscle. Don't mess with this fuzzball!

Subhangi
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:30 AM

ohmy -- wouldnt that take forever to dry?

and, as an afterthought, if its the same kitten as the 90 degree fluffness, do they pull it into shape while wet??

zosterops
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:34 AM

When did muzzlepuff become muzzlepouch?

Ivy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:36 AM

muzzlepouche is a dumb word

we need to switch back to muzzlepuff

then things can be right again. ahn.

regular user %$@
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:38 AM

am with you on the muzzlepuff crusade, regular ivy

zosterops
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:46 AM

Ivy, regular user %$@, zosterops - Check the CO Glossary. There are 3 versions of muzzlep____. CO Glossary is on your right screen under More!More!More! 'S OK.

pyrit
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:53 AM

Muzzlepuff 4 Evah!

Muzzlepouch just ain't workin', Meg. Stick with your first cute-a-licious instincts and go back to muzzlepuff.

Jaye
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:54 AM

Do kitties really need to be bathed? It just seems so cruel and unnecessary. Aren't they very clean to begin with?

ogma
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:56 AM

That is the most relaxed wet cat I've ever seen. Completely relaxed legs and even his whiskers are flooped (yes, flooped!)and his ears are neutral.

Still, I bet he wishes he was born a darker color. White shows everything!

Merriwyth Calliope
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:57 AM

Drip-drying?

SeaBreeze
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:57 AM

Drip-drying?

SeaBreeze
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 11:57 AM

Ogma, no, cat's are not clean. They're just usually covered in cat-spit.

Boy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:06 PM

Woot! May the commentroversy resume!!

Helene
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:12 PM

This cat seems to be long haired, and yes, they need baths. Otherwise, they often end up with terrible hairballs, or badly matted coats. It does them absolutely no harm. My Mom's rescued Persians gets baths, and stay very beautiful because of it.

Jen S.
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:25 PM

Kitten says, "Help me .. I'm melting!!"

Sissy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:32 PM

That's how we used to bathe our pom/pap mix. We didn't want her ears to get infected or for her to get too cold, so we'd wash up to her neck.

Though, the best part was after toweling her off when she turned into a giant fluff ball.

R. Moore
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:40 PM

omega....there are many different reasons to bathe a cat. Human's allergies, a skin condition, kitteh got into something that if they cleaned themselves the normal way would kill them or make them horribly sick.

Very few cats like it, some adore it, some put up with it. But it's not cruel and it is necessary from time to time.

Teri
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:42 PM

I have a calico and my grandma always wanted to know how she kept her white bits so clean.

Ivy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Peoples, can't give with em, can't live without them. I sure a can of tuna made it all better ;P

ali
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:55 PM

I never understood how bathing cats was cruel. Well, cruel to teh cat, anyway. Just once, it would be nice to hear why it's so cruel. Looking sad and pathetic isn't good enough- I can look sad and pathetic when wet, but that doesn't exempt me from getting caught in the rain or occasionally thrown into a swimming pool fully clothed.

Cat
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 12:58 PM

Awesome. I love the kitty GLARE OF DEATH. Her wet fur looks like plaster!

Christy
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 01:03 PM

I love these perfectly white kittehs that have been posted recently! I think I want one!

pookiepuff
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 01:17 PM

i cant believe i recoginized the dry kitty was the wet kitty also!

Mish
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 01:20 PM

thecat is not pleased

thecat
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 01:40 PM

Her wet fur does look like a different substance. Being into art, it almost looks like she's carved out of white marble-especially the paws.

e-beth
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 01:45 PM

Boy,

You're right.

If I could simply lick myself clean, covering my entire body with human spit, and call it being truly clean, then a cat is, by its very nature, clean.

Trust me here. You would NOT want me to go around all the time covered in my own spit and never take a bath.

Same goes for any other animal.

Noel
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 02:11 PM

This kitteh is beautiful no matter what he/she's made of.

Another vote for muzzlepuff.

You look up "resignation" in the dictionary and it should be this photo.

lurkertype
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 02:14 PM

this kitteh is saying "me no likey."

looks like he's been dipped in white chocolate. (i prefer my cats dipped in dark chocolate. the high cocoa count has more health benefits)

i'm so glad they spared his smooshy muzzlepuffness.

jen
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 02:27 PM

Nope, sorry, no dignity left.

Regina
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 02:35 PM

Heh! I have a suspicion that this kitteh has the disgruntled look down pat, whether he's wet or dry.

He looks a little like papier maché when he's drippin', doesn't he?

AuntieMame
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 02:46 PM

That cat must be thinking to himself, "The moment you're not paying attention, human... SHRED!"

acelightning
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 03:54 PM

i think a 'muzzlepouche' is just an exceptionally large muzzlepuff. All the better to snorgle you with, my dear...

oaklandcat
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 03:57 PM

I'm joining the crusade here; muzzlepuff is WAY better. Meggie-Moo, you're not going to change "snorgleing" are you? ;-)

Snorga
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 04:05 PM

Now *that's* what I call passive resistance.

I'm sure that Kitty was given prime treats and snorgles and was purrin' like mad once he was all warm n' dry!
Pretty man!

layla42
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 05:18 PM

Well if you bring a snowball into the house it *is* going to melt.

pyrit
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 05:38 PM

As the inventor of "muzzlepuff" I have to put my dollar on it:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/buddy_the_king_.html

(Search muzzlepuff or jaypo on page...)

jaypo
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:28 PM

Darlink milky kitteh, btw!

jaypo
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:29 PM

Judging from Mister Soggy McSoggerson's facial expression, the person or persons responsible for the bath is going to be very, very sorry at some indeterminate point in the future...

I just added a completely white (short-haired) cat to my own cat-herd. Me with the nearly-all-black wardrobe... *sigh*

Brak_Silverbone
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:30 PM

As the former owner of a beautiful white purebred (may his fuzzy memory live forever), I can tell you that MY white cat, anyway, was subject to what I liked to call "waxy yellow buildup." He'd just look...*unpleasant* after a while. A bath with some bluing shampoo did wonders.

On another issue: of COURSE 'muzzlepouch' is a dumb word! Isn't that part of the POINT?????

Bob Pedersen
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:37 PM

LOL, Brak! There're some pretty good clothes brushes out there...!

jaypo
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:37 PM

Anyone else having to "verify your comment" before posting? Or does Typepad just find me suspicious tonight?

jaypo
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:40 PM

Kitterling looks like he's made of melting buttercream.
(Guess a lot of folks have said similar things, but by golly, he *does*)

Also -- sorry, Meg, but I gotta stick with "muzzlepuff" too. The pouch thing? ...chipmunks.

Theo
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 06:41 PM

AuntieMame- Thank you! You got it exactly; I was trying to figure out just what it was this looked like. Now I know why I was having flashbacks to girl scouts..

Julia2
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 08:18 PM

Kitten: "HAAATE! Death! Destruction! Rage! Pain! Hate!"

Yubi Shines
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 08:32 PM

They're trying the medieval beauty treatment -- washing him in milk.

lauowolf
 |  Mar 04, 2007 at 08:36 PM

No claws? I can't believe this kitty is so calm. Must love baths. Sooo cute.

sydney
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 06:34 AM

it's funny, my black kitty has white skin and my tuxedo kitty has pink skin - it's nice to see a totally color-coordinated kitty. White fur + white skin, very chic!

mleiv
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 08:42 AM

The cat is, of course, really, really cute.
BUT
there are two reasons why you shouldn't give your cat a bath (if it's not covered in floor polish etc.).
They don't like it.
They don't need it.

Keep your kitten purring! :)

Evelina
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 08:54 AM

Evelina -- I'm pretty sure this kitty got into the wedding-cake frosting. ;)

Theo
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 08:56 AM

Evelina...my cat doesn't get covered in floor polish, but she DOES require baths. Exceedingly dry skin. Vet recommended.

Don't go narrowing things down without taking EVERYTHING into account.

Teri
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 09:44 AM

Linders, if you start them at a early age, they tolerate being bathed very well. I have bad allergies to cats and get a weekly allergy shot. My kitty gets a bath every other week using baby shampoo. Be sure to warm the towels. Using baby shampoo keeps her fur so soft no dander sticks to her.

Chris B.
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 09:45 AM

Yep, it seems that way which is good to know. I'm actually quite happy to know that. I thought it was inhumane to wash a cat but if you think about it, it isn't.... some cats get stinky. Their paws are in their litter box which has poop and pee. Even if the box is meticulously cleaned (I'm so getting oen of the automatic cleaning things, the idea of a kitty walking on a counter top with dirty feet makes me go GAH!!!!!) But the biggest reason for me not to get a cat is the allergies =( if I get shots and the kitty gets regular baths like my puppy dog does, I should be okay =) Actually, I think cats should get baths once n awhile..... and get uber-treat-tels once they are done =)

Linders
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 09:54 AM

"Oh noes! Cats don't need baths!"
"OMGWTFBBQ! Yes they do!"

Not exactly the oldest story ever told, but dammit it ain't NEW either.

http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Comment

Theo
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 10:12 AM

WEEEEE!!!!!!!*Dives head first into the flame war of washing kitties vs. Not washing kitties*

Wash them thar dirty kitishes!!

(I LOVE being FROM Ohio.. muahahah!!)

Faekitty (Heather)
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Aww. How cute. My kitty would not be that good.

Cheryl
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 11:07 AM

muzzlepuff, please.

Mary
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 05:17 PM

When I look at this kitty, all I can think of is paper machè!

Jupiter Star
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 07:19 PM

I... can't.... stand eeeeet! CUTE OR SAD | CUTE OR SAD!!

Lisa B
 |  Mar 05, 2007 at 10:25 PM

(singing)
"Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this, my mama said...."

I've had day's like that.

heidilynn
 |  Mar 06, 2007 at 06:25 AM

This is not a cat. It's an incredibly cute homunculus (felimunculus?) synthesized alchemically out of vital spirits and glue.

Vespers
 |  Mar 06, 2007 at 02:00 PM

Cruel is holding food or water, kicking the cat, leaving them outside in a raging blizzard, locking them up in a small box,etc, anything causing suffering or pain. Bathing a cat is not cruel. The 'pain' may be a few moments' loss of dignity, but cruel? I think not.

Helene
 |  Mar 07, 2007 at 09:12 AM

I love 'Cute-speak' - 'dripping pawsitude' indeed!

Susan
 |  Mar 07, 2007 at 10:11 AM

I notice his head isn't wet - I guess that would be going too far.

Susan
 |  Mar 07, 2007 at 10:12 AM

sad...Cats hate water, so y do something to make them unhappy?

Laura
 |  Apr 03, 2007 at 09:41 PM

many small children also hate baths, yet they smell and are bathed. cruel?

angie
 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:50 PM

yes angie,~VERY~ cruel...

i luv candy*
 |  Jun 27, 2007 at 04:31 PM

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