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Feb 19, 2007

I am as seeriouss as zee heart attacke.

Mes mecs, pull up your chaises and leesten to moi.

I have just returned from le tabac, [takes puff of unfiltered Gauloise] and have heard zat zee Champeeon cheep bocce ball tournemant—eet weel happen as scheduled at fourteen hundred hours today.

Zut alors, WE WILL WEEN THEES TIME! [rubs lucky bocce ball with paw]

Ready your boules, gentlemens!

Suaaaave

Allison G., you're killin' us. Serious. ;)

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I love it when you do zee Freeiinch accente!

Lotte Belice
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:14 AM

He looks like a disapproving old gentleman! Wait, I thought only kittehs and bunnehs gave that disapproving look...

brinnann
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:18 AM

Reminds me of my grandpa.

katerpie
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:24 AM

Third!! Exciting much.

Ben
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:24 AM

Lookit that! It's Maurice Chevalier McPuggersons in person! er, in dogson!

useta hada kitteh
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:27 AM

LOL!! what a mug on that pug!

jaypo
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:34 AM

I think this guy was driving my cab the other night...

DKN
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:37 AM

Yep. I lived in the south of France for a few months and this dude would hang out and play petanque. (They don't call it "bocce" because, well, they're not Italian!) He was a killer. Played with real finesse.

SixFootJen
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:39 AM

Why do I imagine him flying a plane with the lil aviator goggles on???

Oh oH Oh... Better yet ...

His owner on a motorcycle with him riding in the side conpartment!

In Awwwe
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:47 AM

Ugly bastard

The Honourable Gladys Anstruther
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:50 AM

The Pug is NOT amused. . .

Cranky
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:56 AM

OMG - he reminds me of Pavarotti!!!

paula
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:58 AM

Nah.
He eez distingueeshed looking.

What a cute puppers--looking awfully stylin' in his hat and scarf!

layla42
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 08:59 AM

Seriously, Meg, you need to create a book with the best pics and the best captions. I am almost positive it would be a top seller...

Just a thought...

Linders
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:14 AM

Hilarious! I love eet!

Debi
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:20 AM

OMG! It's the Dogfather.

Mel
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:20 AM

Love it! Of course, I love pugs so I may be biased.

MelissaLovesPugs
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:24 AM

heheh...kinda reminds me of the little frawnsh dewd from Hogan's Heroes. Louis LeBeau!
or somethin'.

ceebs
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:37 AM

*****
Five gold stars! (out of four)

Theo
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:40 AM

I zink zees chien is le reincarnation of Sartre. He's experiencing le ennui and having le crisis existentielle.

Dustbunny
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 09:58 AM

Maybe it's just me, but I hear this pug talking in a Jack Nicholson voice.

Redzilla
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:00 AM

Hahahahahahaha! OMG I love how pugs look all dressed up!!

Mimi
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:12 AM

pugs = aliens

Jenny
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:16 AM

Zut alors! We are playing ze petanque, not zis stupeed Italian bocce zing!

FrancoFile
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:18 AM

All he needs is a pair of oversized goggles and he would make ze pairfect aviator (or early-twentieth-century motorist).

A thinker
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:26 AM

"Come with me to the Casbah!"

kittikin
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Redzilla - Exactly what I was thinking. That's mos' def' Nicholson.

He's *also* sorta Brando-esque.

Subhangi
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 11:34 AM

Linders, I had exactly the same thought when I read this post. I would absolutely buy a CO book, or maybe a Cute O'The Day calendar with captions. Think about it, Meg!

Sniper
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 11:45 AM

He looks like Pavarotti

Freya
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 11:53 AM

Hee!

kiki
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 11:54 AM

He looks more disgruntled than disapproving.

Yubi Shines
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 12:34 PM

Freya -- or possibly Chef Paul Prudhomme, y'know, from New Orleans?
http://www.nndb.com/people/214/000024142/

Theo
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 12:36 PM

OMG!!! A BOCCE BALL PLAYIN' PUPPEH!!! I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM IN A BOCCE BALL TOURNAMENT!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE BOCCE BALL!!! LAST TIME I PLAYED BOCCE BALL, I SERIOUSLY CREAMED THE OPPONENTS!!! SSSSQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BOOOOOCCCCEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

Noel (VERY bocce ball lovin')
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 12:52 PM

He looks like he could seriously cream me at games of checkers and chess....as well as Bocce Ball.

Oh, man, don't get me started on Bocce Ball. That sport is BIG TIME here. We have Bocce Ball all over the place in this city.

Chess playing puppers. He'd seriously diminish my already low rating. LOL

Noel
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 12:57 PM

Naw, he's totally Jacques Prevert: http://www.lemensuel.net/IMG/jpg/ET080614-Web.jpg

Persephone
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:01 PM

Woaw, excellent picture! Great look, and great dog. Hats up to the stylist and the dog!

And I was agreably surprised by the french words, even more the "zut" one. Meg, do you speak some french? :-D

*waves* woohoo ;p

Lex - Be
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:05 PM

Persephone:

LOL!!! You kill me! LOL!!!

Noel
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:09 PM

Wait - you're kidding, right? Bocce + CO = my complete life. Much of my time online is spent involved with one or the other.

I'm actually the captain of a bocce team in a bar league here in NYC; we are the champions of the league (sorry, just have to brag a bit...). Anyway, this is all very exciting.

Though, indeed, the French would call it petanque or boules. Zee pug, hee ees tres disapprovink.

Alexis
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:19 PM

Alexis:

A fellow Bocce Ball player! I never thought I'd see the day! When I talk to most people about Bocce, they're all, "What's Bocce Ball?"

I got invited to join a league, but I had to turn down the invite due to very poor health.

Long story, but my very first time ever playing was on a tournament that lacked a player, and I was there watching the tourney, and I was begged to jump in, and so I suddenly stepped in. I was very good for my first time ever.

As soon as I get to feeling a bit better, I will join a league here.

Right now, I am focussed on getting well and getting in shape.

But, I LOVE Bocce! It is an addicting and FUN game!

I want my own Bocce Ball set someday!

Noel
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:28 PM

Noel:

Hope you feel better soon! As for your own set, we found cheap, decent sets online (try ebay or sporting goods stores).

And yes, it is a highly addictive game that you can easily play as a newbie. Trust me, I am about as athletically challenged as it comes, and I'm able to be a decent player.

As soon as the weather gets better here we'll start playing outside (instead of in a bar, though that has its advantages as well). I have to test out the new petanque set I got for Christmas!

Now back to your regularly scheduled cuteness...

Alexis
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:34 PM

Looks like Jack Nicholson

Anna
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:36 PM

My friends and I are partial to croquet, but only because we love how amusing it is to sip tea and wear skirts and suits and play a game while jumping up and down and swearing intermittently. And again, it is pretty easy to just jump into, so long as you have an even playing field. Sadly, my SO always sets up for us, so we have the most nonsensical games ever. Very Lewis Carrol.

R. Moore
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:44 PM

Frawnsch-speakers, what does "zut alors" mean? I see this phrase often, but don't understand it.

Noelegy
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 01:49 PM

Zut is kind of like "shoot!" or "darn!" Alors is sort of like "so then" and is really just added for emphasis.

JenJen
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 02:33 PM

Who is famous that has a great French accent that would be wonderful to voice over this pug's words. Wonderful pic

leah
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 02:34 PM

My fave use of "zut alors" is in The Little Mermaid when the chef discovers Sabastian has gotten away from him and his pot of boiling lobster death "Zut alors! I haf MEESED one!".

Well, it was funny at the time, at least.

DKN
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 02:37 PM

Jack Nicholson? much cuter!

ki
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 02:55 PM

He looks like Pavarotti.

Sari
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 03:45 PM

Yea, a calendar would be great!!! A book n a calendar. See, there is a million dollar idea there Meg =)

Linders
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 05:01 PM

le AIEE! He looks so Gallically worldweary!

thepetmuseum
 |  Feb 19, 2007 at 07:17 PM

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