OK, no. Not really. But I just spotted this story on the Christian Science Monitor yesterday, belatedly. The dude's an Englishman by the name of Les Stocker, wildlife rehabilitator & photographer strawdinaire, and as you can see, he's made ENTIRELY OF HEDGEHOGS. Not really. Well actually, yes he is. Because otherwise it'd be like cuddling sea urchins, eh? So he must be.
"Inside row upon row of rolled-up pastel towels, small, thorny creatures are snoozing. It's mid-morning after all, and hedgehogs simply do not like to rise before dusk.
"This isn't a hedgehog spa, nor a fantastical Beatrix Potter tale. This is St. Tiggywinkles – a wildlife hospital. It's where 500 hedgehogs are served meals in bed every day in the hope they'll put on enough weight to survive the winter.
"It is also a place with a royal stink."
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