Wine just came shooting out of my nose
Um. Red wine just came shooting out my schnozzle at 75 miles per hour.
Please look at what sender-inner Bridget F. just sent in. She says: "This isn't a picture of an animal per say... but it is a picture of my butter and how it landed on the carpet. It looks exactly like a little duck, and I had to send it to you!
Happy New Year!"
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omg! it does look like a duckie! how cute
We shud have a butter-dropping contest!
...what the squee?!
Gave me a chuckle, and I totally needed one.
Butter ducky, you're the one
You make dinner lots of fun!
Butter ducky, I don't think I wanna eat you...
Next thing you know, we'll have a piece of toast in the shape of a large duck.
Quick (quack), sell on E-Bay, you'll make a motza!
I disapprove. How can people mistreat their butter animals so poorly? =)
Per SAY?! PER SE!
It's a duck alright, but it has a monkey face! And I don't think this is cute, because it's obvious the butter duck is being aggressive, and trying to dominate the carpet, and those shoes.
Now to add to the track selection started by Fish Eye no Miko:
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: My little Butterduck has the sweetest...
[points to man]
Patron: Es-smile!
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Dear little Butterduck won't you stay a...
[points to another man]
Patron #2: While! While!
that is stinkin CUTE!
I don't know whether to squee, laugh, or cry that butterducky was almost certainly "cleaned up" and squished out of shape five seconds later.
Maybe there's a market for butter pats shaped like animals. We already have animal-shaped soaps and candy.
Maybe it's 'cause I'm tired but, Meg? You runnin' out of cute animal submissions? There musta been SOMEthun WAY cuterer to post den 'dis??? I'm jus' sayin'.
Lucky duck.
A butter ducky! Definitely cute! And someone mentioned toast ducks -- my dad used to make toast ducks for me, but I never had a butter duck.
There's no butter duck than this, none butter in the world!
Too bad its landing didn't make it look like the Virgin Mary. You could sell it on eBay or sell tickets to the faithful who wish to admire it and pray over it.
This is why I love this site. Cutologists are really OTH.
If that had hit the floor in my house, three cats would have licked it out of shape (if not entirely out of existence) by the time I got my camera turned on. They are buttersluts.
tee hee
Oh man, I have to spell this out, because I'm LAUGHING OUT LOUD. Oh man oh man.
[wiping eyes]
I think "ButterDucky" would be an awesome band name.
this is why i love cute overload so very much.
Hey Laurie C, I remember a cartoon based on Louie Anderson's childhood. I forget what it was called, but anyway, one episode was about how his cat would jump on the counter and lick the butter. He would shame his cat by calling it a Butter Licker. I called my cat that for years because he would do the same thing.
"I Can't Believe It's Not A Duck"
Laurie C - Buttersluts? *dies*
Some of these comments are as funny as the duck itself!
Question: When wine shot out your nose, did it form a puddle in the shape of an animal?
Butterducks? Butter Licker? Butter Sluts? Stop the madness! I can't believe it's not duck? I am D-Y-I-N-G.
I love CO.. Somebody, marry me now.
MAWIDGE!
MAWIDGE IZ WAT BWINGS US TOGEVAH TODAY!
(Do you, Golden, take this butterslut to be your awfully webby spouse?)
"Buttersluts"...BWAAHAHAHAHAcoughcough!
Thanks Theo, for using my favorite movie quote! ^__^
--TwoDragons
It's the Pwincess ButterDuck! Wuuvv...twwUUUUe wuv....
There must be something in the Cosmos to cause such an event! Picturing the duckie calls a great deal of attention to the ill-worn shoes of the unsuspecting person in the photo. Duck Butter happens for a reason People!
I heart you people! This is why this website kicks trash
*~*~*Kellyn*~*~*
Thinkin' some peeps may be astrugglin' to come up with ideas lately. lol lol Makes me wonder if Martians read this site and what they think of it.
MV -- you tell me.
ok. ive live never posted before, can sit still no longer. been watchin CO for 3 months, gets better & better. luv the pics, esp. kittehs, luv the language even more. luv all megs of the world. im a legal sec, can't wait to get daily dose of CO in between dictation, pulling files, answering stupid STUPID phone calls. luv it luv it luv it all. thank u for all cute baby pics of things furry and floppy ....
ok. 2nd post. didn't know it gave my REAL NAME. geez. im just learnin. still luv CO. wish i knew how to post pics of my 2 kittehs for all the world to share. i may figure it out. notice i learned how not to give my real name...
Theo - Beedleebart neep nanoo nanoo zurbit
[makes Spock/Mork hand sign]
NermalKitty -- fixed it.
Theo - Thank you! I accept cash, check or credit card.
omgosh!!!!!! the laugh was much needed today, thanks so much.
I've heard of butter chicken...now I've seen a butter duck!
Are you gonna name it "Pat"? LOL!
I'm laughing hysterically, and yet - at the same time, thinkin - WTF? - I send in an adorable photo of a squirrel named Theo, and she posts THIS?!!! (But all for the butter-dropping contest, Meg ....)
Sad that that ACCIDENTAL duck looks MORE like a duck than one that i would have sculpted myself. Does that make sense?
[ahem] ...SQUIRREL???
Oh-yes - it must be in there SOMEwhere, T. (NO, I didn't name him - that was my daughter's doing, long before we knew of the FAMOUS T.
de - Neverrrrr ponderrrrr the mysssssteries of Meg's mind, of which the working's mayyyyy be the eigth wonder of the worrrrrld, lest ye be consumed by the depths of an endlesssss pursuit.
Or, it could be the red wine.
LOL. I'm famous like Federline.
(But in all other ways...)
I'm voting on the wine .... although there are great legions of fans flocking to this site for the mysterious workings of her brain, also ....
I heard of a guy who could shoot Coke out of his nose whenever he wanted. He didn't even have to be drinking it.