C'mere Bebeh
Listen Honey—I heard you were dating George Clooney, but if you got time to spend with me too—I'll take it—ah-huhn.
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Diana, They're lookin' purdy comfterbuls there. Honk-shus all around.
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Listen Honey—I heard you were dating George Clooney, but if you got time to spend with me too—I'll take it—ah-huhn.
^ ^
. .
x
Diana, They're lookin' purdy comfterbuls there. Honk-shus all around.
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Ahahaha, that's absolutely awesome. I think the cat is too good for Barbie there. What was he thinking? ;)
Oh, Kitty, you and George both can do better!
First time poster, long time lurker...I couldn't help myself...can someone tell me why the cat is sleeping with a naked Barbie? with it's arm wrapped around her???
Isn't it obvious, Anastasia?
That's one loooong tuxie, too.
All he needs is a wand to complete his magicians outfit!
Whoa! That is a loooooong streeeeeetch!
This just proves my theory.
Cats have rubber bands instead of bones. That's why they're so springy when they're zipping around the house, and super-stretchy when it's time for sleeps.
HAHAHAHAAHAH.... gasp, gasp... HAHAHAAHAH... gasp, deep breath...
Awesome kitteh and pic!!
And on another note -
oh for god's sake, George!! How could you stoop so low?!?!
oh wait... I just read the whole thing... he's denying it. Whew!
Kitteh looks like he should get up and walk like that, all upright and two-legged.
Barbie should be ashamed, all nekkid like that.
OMG!!!! Kudos to you, Anastasia Beaverhausen, for taking the alias of my very fave character EVER on TV - Ms. WAlker!!!!
Longcat's a playa!
some serious kitteh-belleh huffin' potential thar
Hmmm, he's more like James Bond, what with the tux and all, and the hot blonde babe.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Obviously, this poor cat has been tortured! Strapped to the rack and STRETCHED! Oh, cruel world, is nothing sacred! Leave the tuxkit alone!
(Hmmm, he must be a spy kitty. Look at the super model on his arm and the mask on his face. I wonder what information the refused to give to Blofeld.)
AHAHAHAHAHA
Hey, they have the same body composische: long and lean. The perfect couple! This should go to stuffonmycat.com, too.
My god, it's like the reverse dream of every animalist! And not that they become Aryanish plastic dolls with really thin hips.
I think they are breaking one of the Commandments
OMG! I can't stop laughing! I would love to be stretched out like that.....and would it be wrong to say with george Clooney???????
I love the dudecat's soul patch under that satisfied smile.
If we humans can sleep with fake stuffed kitties under our arms, why can't a kitty sleep with a fake person under his?
That is the longest cat I have ever seen.
Of course the barbie is naked. All barbies end up naked because they are to effing hard to dress, what with the huge plastic b**bs and all. They also end up with the cotton-candy hair because little girls try to comb it. Never was a more worthless doll produced. And they hurt when you step on them.
"Tall and [tux] and young and handsome..."
I'm hearing Sean Connery's voice saying, "Barbie. Malibu Barbie."
I just know that kitteh has a little side-Barbie acton going on somewhere.
Martha in Mobile: I have one worse doll to offer, that makes Barbie seem tame by comparison...
...Bratz dolls are the spawn of Satan. Everything you described, AND selfish, shallow, materialistic little wannabe hookers to boot. I work in the Toy Department of the local Borg Cube and let me tell you, I shudder whenever I have to stock that aisle...
As for Soul Tux up thar, hey--at least he's chillin' with a classic! She's been everything, from an astronaut to President, and she's still got her figure... ;-)
--TwoDragons
LOL! That's not a tuxedo, that's a CAPE kitty!!!
But I wish the kitty had a cuter toy. Barbies are ugly - they spoil the Qte. Give him a Blythe instead! ;)
Cats 'n' (plastic) racks.
I had thousands of hours of fun with my Barbies when I was a kid. (barbie at least LOOKED better back in the late 70's/early 80's..I saw some of the new ones while Christmas shopping and freaked...BAD redesign!).
My barbies were allied with GIJoe's forces against the attempt to achive World Domination (tm) by the plastic dinosaurs and the Transformers. Barbie could knock a t-rex across the playroom with one well aimed high kick, not lose her high heel, and then rescue GIJoe from Bumblebee's evil clutches.
Hours of fun. It's all in how the little girl looks at it.
Neither of my kitteh's stretches like that...in my sight anyway. :(
Maureen -- how right you are. Updating category assignment now...
No, Mr. Cat, I expect you to sleep.
(The bad guys are getting more realistic these days.)
I want to rub that fuzzy kitteh belly!
Hmm... I took off Barbie's arms and legs and put them on backwards. And that was the extend of my Barbie playing.
I did, however, appreciate her invisible joints. I think you could bend her knees, but there were no visible hinges, which I thought was pretty cool. Also, you could make her sit down without her legs splaying into a V. But I still liked Strawberry Shortcakes more, though they did not have these attributes.
Strawberry Shortcakes, mmm! Early lunch, anyone?
I don't know which of these I feel sorry for. I can't tell whose drink got spiked at the party last night, but one of them is going to wake up very embarrassed.
Good observation, Maureen. You can't get much racky-er than that.
Redzilla--
I think Mr. Cat is above embarrassment.
Another long-time lurker, first-time poster here. I HAD to post a comment just to say how awesome it is that this is in the Cats'n'Racks category.
And in re: Bratz, TwoDragons...my 5-and 7-yr-old daughters know not to even mention those dolls around me, lest I go into a tirade. I refer to them as 'Slutz' (tho not when the kiddies are around).
Y'all are wonderful! Thanks for making my day on a regular basis.
my barbies always had a good time dancing with my new kids on the block dolls. and then when they got bored with the nkotb boys, they had sex with each other.
oh, the things kids will do...
My kid was scared of Barbies, and dolls in general, so though we had bunches of doll paraphernalia, she wouldn't play with dolls.
Instead she used her stuffed animals (mostly cats).
Barbie clothing acutally fits Beany Babies.
Sort-of.
The stuffing compresses, and then Beanie Kitty has a figure.
And Beanie Kitty went off and saved the universe.
lauowolf- "No, Mr. Cat, I expect you to sleep."
Ha ha haaaaa!!
I'm in ur dreamhouse;
Lovin' ur barbie
I'm with you, Redzilla. Something's not quite right here. I think this is a setup...George would never sink to a one night stand with a blonde bimbette...someone slipped him a micky to get these photos.
LMAO @ TFMS
"... and they hurt when you step on them." Sorry - I laughed more at that - real life mommy moments that no one else would ever think of. My brother played w/ me w/ my barbies & his GI Joes, only we would built a 'house' in the fireplace, put the barbies in it, set it on fire, & the Joes would rescue them - well - for the most part. We did this quite often (of course mostly in the winter when we were exeptionally bored, and could think of nothing better to do....), and really never thought anything of it .... Yes, we're fine, now - Really.
;>
Oh - the actual SMILE on that cats face: Priceless.
(come on, somebody: One blond hooker -$500 (sorry - don't know the going rate right now), night on the town:$200, etc, etc.... )
For TMFS or anybody:
http://i18.tinypic.com/29mtax1.png
I dunno guys, that smile on kitty's face makes me think he ain't dreaming of catnip.
And please, let's not compare Pamela to Barbie, one's way classier than the other. Although probably comparable in terms of plastic.
:::::dies laughing:::::::
And I hadn't mentioned how very handsome Mr. Cat is.
I am such a sucker for Tuxie kittiehs.
Sooo, is this Dick York or Dick Sargent?
Denita TwoDragons: "I work in the Toy Department of the local Borg Cube and let me tell you"
LOL! That's great. ^_^
And I agree--say all you want about Barbie, but I'd rather it be her than one of those [CENSORED] Bratz dolls.
How sad...Ken never stood a chance...