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Nov 06, 2006

Yup. That thar is Pergo®

Listen, Honey. I know floors.

And this is no ordinary hardwood. This is Pergo BRAND 7MM Oak laminate. No doubt in my mind. Yes, we have it in stock but processing takes an additional 2 to 3 days. [shifts around]

Yep. Eeeeeeeeeet's gonna cost ya.


Thanks to Sthuper Sthender-Inner Yuriy S. ;)

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Kitty so pretty!
*pets belly*

 |  Nov 06, 2006 at 11:21 PM

Aww what a soft looking belly.

 |  Nov 06, 2006 at 11:22 PM

OMG! How did I miss the Pergo® kitteh? Why doesn't my local Lowes have a flooring consultant kitteh? I'd remodel fer sher!!

 |  Nov 06, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Ittybittykitty feets! Eee!

 |  Nov 06, 2006 at 11:29 PM

That's puuuurgo.

 |  Nov 06, 2006 at 11:55 PM

eeeeeeee! belly snorgle, belly snorgle!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 12:57 AM

ohmygoodness toocute


 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 02:35 AM

Anybody know the owner of this kitten?? I'd be willing to pay $ 1.000.000 (one million) for this little rascal!! And I thought I had the cutest cat in the world!!! I WANT THAT KITTEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 03:31 AM

Ruben: With its knowledge of flooring, that is one cute and VALUABLE cat.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:11 AM

What a velvet-y kitteh! So soft. And his tail looks like a handle! Makes it easier to port-a-snorg!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:16 AM

Wot? I missed this post somehow. I think something is messed-up.

And that is one SERIOUSLY cute velvety kitten. Hims doesn't look real.

A thinker
 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:52 AM

Kitty needs pants. Observe front paw action! Prt... prt...

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:56 AM

OMG! So cute!!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 06:00 AM

Hey where did you come from little snorglebelly???

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 06:21 AM

Does Pergo make bascatball courts too?

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 06:40 AM

Where did this snorglefest come from?! I'd like to use him for a pillow, I would!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:12 AM

He looks you could use him to buff the floors shiny.

Laurie C
 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:14 AM

Thinker -- yeah, I think there was a timewarp delay here too.

Besides, I don't see any edge-beveling on that "Pergo 7mm oak laminate" link.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:38 AM

Kitty! Kitty kitty kitty! Kitty belly!

*brain explodes*

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:41 AM

That looks so like plush, and not like cat.. awww

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:49 AM

I think he's daydreaming... of carpet.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 07:53 AM

i hope anyone googling pergo will get this kitteh!

chet's momma
 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 08:13 AM

LOL, Jory.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 08:34 AM

Awwright now. My haid has not sploded in the last few days but this is the limit. Come on, I mean it's a Scottie Fold on it's back, tipped fat front paws, preeeeshus lil face, for Crikey's sake!! It's just layin' there, belleh just askin' to be snorgled. It's all like: I know it's inevitable so I'll just lie here till they get it out of their system. Resistance is futile. Sigh!

"Captain, the cranium, she can't hold it mooch longer! The pressure's buildin' Captain! I cannah stop it. She's gonna blow!!"


 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 10:34 AM

NO Stop! IT's a trap! That is a spring-loaded kitty!

Puck would sleep like this (rest his soul).

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 10:45 AM

It's like kitty porn!

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT rub the belly! Trap. Big time.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Me know it trap.
Me not care.

::: FURBERT :::

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Yup, time-warpishness.

Those paws are ready to grab and attack.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 11:12 AM

I'm with you Theo. There are some things worth risking consciousness and a few body parts for. This is definitely one of them.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 11:18 AM

why didn't i notice this picture before? soo cute! I love soft bellies .. always worth the pain! :)

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 12:04 PM

The EYES, peeps, the EYES!!Just like Puss in Boots. But yes, it's all a terrible trap, luring unsuspecting customers to buy flooring they can't possible afford. Fur Shame!

Martha in Washington
 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 01:57 PM

This is an indisputable Trifecta. Choose from:
#2 look helpless
#12 fuzz + floppy limbs
#17 tiny ears
#19 dainty paws
#22 curl up your paws
It's a wonder any of us have survived.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 03:47 PM

[puzzled expression]
[goes to look up "trifecta"]

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 03:55 PM

oh c'mon T-O, just pick your three. :-)

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 04:15 PM

OK, I'll have the Hat Trick Combo with 2, 12 and 22, with a side of "Be a floorcovering" please.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 04:23 PM


 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 04:27 PM

Pergo. Kitten-approved since 1977.

(Yeah, I looked it up...)

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:23 PM

Time warp kitn is too cute!

I too know it's a trap. And I don't care. I'm putting on my goggles and going for the tummeh.

I've looked at Pergo in the stores, but none of them offer this bonus kitty.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 05:35 PM

i love this baby kitty too much! it looks like a little doll.

 |  Nov 07, 2006 at 10:17 PM

Don't you mean "Purrrrrrgo?"

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 05:25 AM

What a cute round kitty face! I want to squeeze the plushy paws! (And hopefully not get scratched to pieces.)

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 06:25 AM

Are we SURE it's not a stuffed animal?! Too cute to be real...

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 06:49 AM

Does anyone know the breed of this kitten? It's soooooo cute!!

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 07:48 AM

Flooring?? What flooring???

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 08:06 AM

Since someone asked, looks like a Scottie Fold to me. Note, the flat ears and roundy face.

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 08:08 AM

I forwarded this and then forwarded this again to the same people. Too cute to be sent only once!

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 02:12 PM

the little paws are killing meeeee!

 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 03:59 PM

Little baseball-like head! Little visor ears!


 |  Nov 08, 2006 at 08:18 PM

your gift

 |  Nov 10, 2006 at 03:42 AM

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