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I wanna roll with... the hammies.. cus they all think I'm so white and nerdy...
Hammie is waaaay cuter than Sammie
Didn't know they came with such wavy fur.
Didn't know they come with such wavy fur.
Gitcher motor runnin'...head out on the highway!
"I'm going ridin on the Freeway of Love, wind against my back,
Goin' riding on the Freeway of Love in a blue Cadillac...."
Is that a seal or a sea lion?
TEH FLOOFEH PIGGEH.
Tres cute.
A windswept pig, ramblin' down the roads!
Right about now, Barbie is reporting her car stolen.
Lookin' for adventure, or whatever comes our way...
My hamster put her nose to the monitor and seemed VERY interested... She's quite light on her little feet.
Whoa, check out the FLUFF!!
I hope that piggeh is the designated driver, 'cuz I want MAS TEQUILA! Doesn't have to be Cabo Wabo, El Jimador is fine. I've heard Patron is good. Anyone here tried it?
because i can only go... thirty eight.
simpsons?
Sammy Piggar?
They actually look a lot alike: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/336/000024264/hagar.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/336/000024264/&h=300&w=200&sz=24&hl=en&start=44&tbnid=v2L6Aj1NQ9k49M:&tbnh=116&tbnw=77&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsammy%2Bhagar%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DEGLC,EGLC:2006-33,EGLC:en%26sa%3DN
*snortLOL*, Laurie C.
Lamborguinea Hammie, slow your
Lamborguinea down.
I'm a ham of means by no means
King of the rodents.
firefinch - no, but here's a lime, if it helps any.
They love you for your piiig Cadillac
Fur-covered seats
Pellets in the trunk,
Overflowin' 'round yer feet
WHEEKin' to the girls
Sittin' at the light
Squanderin' yer timothy on Saturday night
Cavy I just wonder what yer doin' in the back
Of that piiig Cadillac, piiig Cadillac...
Firefinch: Chinaco Anejo.
You can tell that Mario Pigletti has been going fast, 'cause he's got highway hair.
Oh noes, Theo. Now I totally have that song in my head, complete with a chorus of squeeing piggies.
Hammie likes the Gasolina!!
give him more gasolina!!
hahahahaha I thought about this on the moment I saw him little hammie yankee hahaha great pic, such wavie fur (snorg, squee);)
I AM TEH EARWORM!
I AM TEH WALRUS!
Go me.
firefinch - Ivonne is the one to ask!
Is Patron good? Hah! Muy good!! Get the Silver variety. It's my favorite.
Thanks pyrit!!!
on his way, he will pick up old-lady hitch hiker, i am sure.
they see him rollin'... They hatin'... Patrollin' they try to catch him ridin' dirty....gotta catch this hammy ridin' dirty....
p.s. he's adorable!
Piggie, you can drive ma car.
Yes, you're gonna be a star.
Piggie, you can drive ma car.
And, Piggie, I love you.
(Beep. Beep.
Beep, Beep.
Squeeee)
Inspired by Laurie C:
There once was a piggy named Bob
Who was given a dastardly job.
"We'll steal Barbie's car
And we'll drive it so far
We'll be gone 'fore she knows she's been robbed."
firefinch wrote, "I've heard Patron is good. Anyone here tried it?"
You heard right, though I prefer silver to gold. Don Julio is also verehvereh good...and dangerous.
Tequila and piggies...that seems so, so wrong.
Teho: You have totally memed me with that song, I'm ruined for the day.
thinker - nice job!
I have lauowolf's earworm in my head now.
Thinky, like the limerick, but might I suggest that Piggy's dastardly job is Repo Pig?
Hey firefinch, I don't like alcohol that much but I've never heard of that Patron.....Jose Cuervo Reserva 100 años is the one my friends like and Don Julio's, although I've heard Corralejo is good hahahahaha little much for one that doesn't drink right??? well I've friends ;)
This little piggy can't drive 55,
This little piggy stole Barbie's ride,
This little piggy had tequila,
This little piggy said don't drink n drive,
And this little piggy went squeee, squeee, squeee, squeee all the way home.
Oh great.
It's the first real rain of the season here, so people are driving like maniacs anyway.
And now I have visions of little drunken piggie drivers veering all over the highway, top down, fur flying, trailing pellets as they go.
I'm getting me another coffee before I hit the road.
I want to go on a roadtrip with this little guy - RIGHT NOW.
SPEED DEMON
"Life is a highway. I'm gonna ride it all night long"
Sammeh should have worn a scarf, that way he wouldn't look like Bridget Jones during that one scene.
I agree - I was thinking a lovely silk paisley scarf, with big Jackie-O sunglasses. Sweet!
OOOOH HE'S CURLY!!!! TO CUTE...OVERLOAD... *shortout*
Little guinea pig, you're really lookin' fine
Convertible and a four-speed - you make CO shine
Practice road safety: make sure your brakes align-ee-eye-ine
C'mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow 'em out guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
Yeah, yeah, little guinea pig
When he's driving o'er wood shavings you just gotta smile
This speed racing piggie has got plenty of style
Zipping by puppehs and kittehs
really drives 'em why-ee-eye-ild
C'mon don't let 'em pass, play bump-draft, go three-wide guinea pig
Gonna go to Petco and buy a piggie car
Got the helmet but this car needs a 'lil spoiler bar
Get his own little pig crew
This piggie's gonna be the coolest thing around
This little piggie's gonna shut you down
So go turn it on, wind it up, blow 'em out guinea pig
TWEE! Flag on the field!
Did Sammy the GP climb in the car all by himself, or did somebody *put* him in the car for the photo?
Major cuteness points are riding on this.
If you want to go and take a ride wit' me,
Just a little guinea piggy, You can be my G.
Oh, why must I live this way?
Must be the pellets!
And then, old school:
It's the little guinea piggy from Pasadena.
Go Piggy,
Go Piggy,
Go Piggy,
Go!
"While you're out, stop off at the liquor store next to the Walmart down the street and pick up a pint of Smirnoff Red!"
Laurie C., laughing at the Barbie thing...Thelma & Louise starring Barbie and Midge? So here we're looking at the dastardly cowboy played by Brad Pig.
Piggeh was a racecar driver
Drove so goldurned fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Piggeh was a racecar driver
He was the Verse Peep's Number One
With a Bing Cavy sticker on his 4-4-2
Yeah he'd light 'em up just for fun...
"Yeah, dude, I dig Sammy Pigar, but when he never really worked with Van Hamster. Couldn't replace David Lee Rat."