Look, I like a well-runnin' warsh machine as much as the next cat, but this repair job blooooooows! [singsong]
Welp. [unlatches seat belt, turns off Howard Stern Show] gotta go meet a 'Ms. Nancy Pisula of 23 Evergreen Terrace' now.
[takes a healthy swig from flask] Yup.
Sparky? nice work, Bebe. Lots more with funny captions at this site.