People, I know you don't NEED to hear an inspirational message. Especially from a little kitteh who can barely focus on his own pawsitude. And sure—what type of message could this kitteh even give you that you don't already know? But take a moment out from sipping your double-soy-chai-mochacchino and listen:
[Audience places ears up to the screen]
GET THOSE PAWS-UP! Now get out there, People, and kick some Monday morning 'tocks. Pronto.
Back to your regularly-scheduled C.O. Thanks, CuteTracker!