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Perhaps a new rule of cuteness should be not showing your nads. When I think cute, I def don't think 'show your nads' helps the situation. This is a case where paws are up, eyes are beady, and ears are small, but nads aren't helpin'. Oh, yeah, that's gotta be a tail.
Regahdless, Harry D., meer-ci!
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ARRRRRRRR! I SEE A MEERKAT ON THE HORIZON!
::faint "aaarr" from the distance, over the waves::
Meernuts?
CuteOverload - officially NSFW!
yarr.. thar be coconuts on this island!
The guy on the right is hung like a horse!!
Props to DavidBoBavid since today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
semantic - NICE!!! hahah
whoa little fella--put that thing away...
[joins Sabba gleefully]
ARRRR!! Meerkats ahoy!
[looks out to the waves]
Egads, Pirate Pheral, yer still hangin' out therrre?
::reply drifts across choppy waves::
...yarrrrr... i'm chewin' on dolphins to keep me spirits hiiiiyaaarrr! mmmm... rubbery...
[Ye Gads ... only an hour ta go before Talk Like A Pirate day ends on me side of tha' port ...]
Nevarrrr, dear Subh! Talk Like A Pirate Day can be extended fer ye if ye'd like. :D
Good GOD he must have one happy lil' mate. Either that or a really sore one. Come on now, I mean, Good night Loretta!
That's a scrolldown. Good, good, good, ...Egads!!!
ummm... I *hope* that's just an unfortunately arranged and baldified tailio. No mistakin' the other appendages, though. Yep. Them's 'nads, alright! (Anyone remember "Aussie Nads," that hair removal goop? No wonder it didn't sell well here.)
Oh DUDE! If the other meerkats were "Lock up your wimmins!", then these guys are...
...well, I don't know, but if your wimmins aren't locked up already I think it's too late!
Now WAITAMINIT. Is that a -
HOLY _____!!!!!
I hope you're right, BA. I DO hope that's a TAIL.
I always thought meerkats were cute, but I actually find this pic kind of evil looking! Especially the littler one, he appears to be distinctly displeased.
I guess it's a compliment to be hung like a meerkat. Who knew?
Arrrrr!
TJ - Wonder if the guy next to him is the result of it being "too late".
first GOOD laugh o the day....ARRRR!!!!! He could use these...
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
I look at this, and I think Roland Rat and and his brother, Little Reggie. Or the rats from Chicken Run - it's the facial expression, you know they're plotting something :)
Unless EVERYTHING south of the equator is upside down (like how the toilet water spins the other direction) I think that's a tail... unless somehow he got the beans above the franks.
Arr, daisycat, ye got me rollin on the deck here!
uh.. Rollin' wi' laughter! Laughter! Harrharr... XD
Ye Olde Pirate Joke, just for today, and this nutty post:
Pirate wanders into a bar, with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender asks "what is that for?" Pirate answers "Yarrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
I'm in denial here gang.
I wish to believe he's just a little fatty cake who is rolling over onto his own belly flab and his tail is smooshing said flab up, so he can reach his tail and munch more of the fuzz off.
That's what I'm choosing to believe.
(Psst .... BPeep Jr? Cap'n Aubs is on 'er way. Aye, she's still ready fer battle.)
Now I got to git me some sleepins. 'Night and good fortune, ye merrymakers!
Meerkat? What Manor of devilry is this?
Pirate Subhangi - ye'll keep with the pirate chat fer as long as tis amusin' to me!
[snaps wide awake]
Ye Gads! Siren alert!
[grumbles]
Blast these barnacle-arse time zones...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TOO FUNNY!
eeew! their faces are cute tho.. look a little alien-ish if I do say so myself.
HAHAHA, Sarcasta's comment on "beans above the franks."
It's a very valid point, therefore I motion that he's sitting on his tail, and not splaying his junk out all over the place. Nuts aside, naturally.
Arh, Sarcasta, ye have tickled me funny bone!
A bottle of rum I raise to them thar meerkats!
Um, yeah. *That's* a CO scrolldown for ya...
8. Come on up and see me urchins?
I can see 'em loud and clear thanks verrry much!!
And for all you World of Warcraft addic...UH... I mean enthusiasts, here's one of the "human male" jokes:
Pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks "where'd you get that?" Parrot answers, "Durotar, they're all over the place!"
But the very word 'nads' is cuteness itself!!
Evil grins = cute.
HOLY MOTHER OF TROY! You won't see that on Meercat Manor.
I suggest making a list of "Rules of Anti-Cuteness"!
This makes me think of Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan as the Night at the Roxbury guys--one short, one tall, standing around looking dorky, and they'd probably point at their nads, too. Hope these dudes have better luck gettin' some meerkat lovin'.
While those are definitely nads, that's also definitely the tail.
Remember your anatomy...the other "tail" is ABOVE (ie. closer to the head) than the nads, not below.
*wiping screen from latte splatter resulting from "beans n' franks" and "splaying his junk" and "blow me down"... Oh my!*
kestrien... OF COURSE *that tail* is "closer to the head" because it IS a hhhh... [claps hand over mouth and runs away in slow motion]
I'd just like to know if anyone's ever heard of a furry penis in any species. 'Cause I'm thinking that's a mite too fuzzy to be anything but a tail.
Kind of creepy pic! Borderline cute, but that one can't make the cute. Not showing nads isn't really a rule of cuteness because lots of things don't show nads and aren't cute. But it should definitely be a "requirement" to not be disqualified from any other cuteness rule.
correction to my post -
"can't make the cute" = "can't make the cut" oops
*blink blink... rubs eyes... blink.* Ummmm... Yeah....
*walks away shuddering.*
Oh I almost forgot... Yarrr.
My eyes... MY EYES!!