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Jul 05, 2006

Someone call child protective services


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OMG! Too cute!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:13 AM

Toooo cute!
(me, being partial to chi-woo-woos and all!)
(but I know he's thinkin...get me out of this durn thing!)

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:13 AM

Someone is SO going to end up with their bed peed on tonight! That is one unhappy wa-wa.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:15 AM

(chihuahua inner monologue) Now when the littlest servant is in here, she seems to be tickle happy and where are my damn cheerios?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:17 AM

OMG!! Hilarious!

"How do I get out of here?!"

A thinker
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:18 AM


 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:33 AM

That is the damn ugliest baby I've EVER seen!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:34 AM

Little toepaws *kick* *kick* *kick* ehn ehn!!

English Police
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:41 AM

this image is kind of sick, bothering on animal cruelty.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:43 AM

i love his facial expression - and his little feet! that little play thing that he's sitting in makes his body look oh-so-round (or maybe he really is round)!! aww :)

christina s.
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:43 AM

I swear it's photoshopped.
:^ P

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:47 AM

I have 2 children and a chihuahua and have done this serveral times before. My dog hated it.

Thommy Browne
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:48 AM

Oh dear God!! What were they thinking of???!!!

That poor dog looks miserable...

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:53 AM

How many times do I have to tell you, the BABY goes in here and I go in the basket!!!

English Chick
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:59 AM

Did I leave the baby at the groomers?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 08:59 AM

Does he look miserable? I don't see it. He's resting his head on the cushiony thing and looks pensive.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:00 AM

Oh dear; here we go again...the self-appointment moral police of CO *rolls eyes*
It wasn't a nice thing to do to stick the poor chi in there but it is not 'sick' and no need to exclaim 'dear god'...I bet most of you people who act like this have never done anything to really prevent animal cruelty, ever. You're probably dairy and meat eaters which makes you hypocrites.

Dickie Twinkles
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:02 AM

is it just me, or is that chi-chi wearing pajamas?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:12 AM


"is that chi-chi wearing pajamas?"

either that or X-treme pantaloons. "chi-loons"?

Account Deleted
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:16 AM

Is it just me, or does this look like a plump, yet happy poochie to anyone else?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:21 AM

"My God, honey - what have we brought home? It's a chi changling!"

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:26 AM

Oh, dee humileeation. Please, please, do not take dees picture. Please, you will be ruining my politeecal career, cherie!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:42 AM

Look at his l'il footsies!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:47 AM

Lol, at the ugly couch and surfboard on the wall!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 09:48 AM

Whit, this isn't HGTV. It's CO.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Am I the only one that thinks that's GROSS? Dog junk spread out, smearing on the seat where the baby is supposed to go? EEP!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Eef only ze feets could reach, you would be having ze regrets now, yes?
Putain stupide d'appareil-photo... [le growl]

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Robin...what if the baby comes home with a lion cut? Hijinx ensue!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I've heard of people treating their doggies like they were their babies, but this is ridiculous!

PS -- Whoever thought the dog junk spread out where the baby sits being gross has never had a baby with a leaky diaper after a jar of strained prunes!!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:06 AM

"I congratulate you, Commander Bond," came a voice from the shadows. "Those were four of my best guards you defeated." It was not so much a voice as a wheezing electronic rasp, echoing in the darkness.

James Bond checked the chamber of his Walther PPK. One bullet left.

"But, alas, your heroics are too late," the rasp continued, mocking him now. "The countdown is underway, and in moments, my missiles will spread the Mercurol X9 virus across western Europe."

"Turning millions of innocent people into freaks like you, I suppose?" Bond asked.

"I prefer to think of myself as a prototype; by definition, a freak cannot be reproduced." The voice was coming closer now, accompanied by a high-pitched mechanized hum. "But, within just one generation, my virus will produce multitudes in my image, and the next step in human evolution can finally begin."

"So that's what this is all about? Making you seem normal?" asked Bond, trying to keep him talking. He raised his gun and aimed at the voice.

"Visionaries are never normal, Commander Bond. Your so-called scientists tried to 'cure' me, because they lacked the vision to see my true destiny: The leader of the new human race."

The voice was behind him now. Bond whirled about and fired, but his last shot bounced harmlessly away in a flash of unnatural light.

"I see you lack vision as well. How disappointing."

Bond lowered his now-useless weapon, and stared down at the man before him. His undersized body sat in the middle of a large motorized control console, ringed with lights and dials, his shriveled legs dangling beneath him. Behind the console was a glowing orb -- the source, Bond assumed, of the energy shield that had deflected his final bullet.

So this was him, Bond mused. His quarry was nothing but a sideshow curiosity, twisted and repulsive in both body and mind, yet this man was brilliant enough to hold an entire continent for ransom -- perhaps the entire world. No wonder this little man inspired fear among those who knew of him, and why voices fell to a respectful whisper at the mere mention of the man known only as ... El Chihuahua.

"And even if you could kill me," he rasped into his microphone, "you cannot kill destiny."

(Next week: The thrillng conclusion!)

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:08 AM


not next week! we want the conclusion NOW!


 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Actually, I have a 3-year old, and I still think this is gross.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:16 AM

*stands up applauding* Bravo, Not That Mike The Other Mike ...hmmm your name is a bit cumbersome for effusive adulation.......


 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:18 AM

More and more frequently, lately, there have been mini-threads in these comments that deserve to be turned into webcomics or Flash movies or Broadway musicals or receive any number of other treatments that are well outside of my own skill set.

Meg, can we hire Pixar?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:22 AM


*bow, clap-clap.*

A thinker
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:22 AM

" *sigh* Not again. Don't you guys have anything better to do?" *Thinks to self* The sooner I make with some cute, the sooner they take the damned picture, and the sooner I get out of this contraption. *CUTE-RESTING-ON-SIDE-OF-WALKER FACE!*

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:32 AM

HAHAHAHA! I almost peed myself!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 11:42 AM

This picture is hi-freakin-larious! This dog may not have loved it, but I'm sure all was forgiven shortly thereafter.

It's not like the kid is going to be licking the seat afterward. Anyway, I have been repulsed by what I've seen children put in their mouths. Kids are far more creepy and disgusting to me than chihuahuas. Not to mention they are no where near as cute.

John-boy's Mole
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 12:38 PM

"Come closer and I'll bite your finger off"

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 01:12 PM

This is cruel!

It's absolutely cruel how much you make us preen at this pure untainted cuteness! I'M SENDING THE ASPCA ON YOU!!

The Guy Over There
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 01:17 PM

Other Mike that is GENius!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 01:28 PM

Def' more sad than cute.

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 02:21 PM

"I hope the guy with the basketball doesn't get any funny ideas."

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 04:35 PM

dickie, you can suck mine.

i am a paying member of 7 wild conservation societies and animal cruelty organizations. you have NOTHING to offer by your assumptions and ignorance. it shows and it is sad.

my hope is that someone will force you into a seat far too large for you, dislocating your joints and causing YOU great pain. THAT i would find amusing. :)

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 05:02 PM

Hey! It's a baby photo of Yoda!

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 05:15 PM

"Steempy, you eedeeot, when I get out of thees theeng, I weell keeck your ass!"

Rich Fader
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 05:56 PM

"Am I the only one that thinks that's GROSS? Dog junk spread out, smearing on the seat where the baby is supposed to go? EEP!"

You're assuming they actually have a baby, rather than just a little dog and big issues :).

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 06:18 PM

You know, it's pretty funny (for, say, 30 seconds) how some people can be so completely oblivious to how stupid they can make themselves sound.

A couple of you maybe oughtta take a step back and look around. See that pic up there? That's a chihuahua, just hanging out... in a bright red-and-blue plastic baby thinger. Yep. Now... think carefully... do you seriously want to fight? *Here*?

 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 06:41 PM

Theo, I am a paying member of *twelve* wild conservation societies and animal cruelty organizations, seven human rights organizations, five self-help groups, three labor unions, and the Auto Club, and I would just like to say that I enjoy vanilla pudding.

I'm sorry, but I just had to get that off my chest.

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 06:50 PM

Other Mike, as a friend of vanilla pudding everywhere, let me just say "death to chocolate"! Or was it "death by chocolate"? Oh, damn. I need dessert...

Laurie C
 |  Jul 05, 2006 at 06:55 PM

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