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Jul 03, 2006

Just a little patience [Axl voice]

Kitten: [Looks at a dog that can one-bite him] "Aw yeah—Playground Central!™"
Dog: [shifty eyes] "Don't even think—"


Dog: [eyeballs kitten size versus his own mouth size] "uh Boy. Here we go."


Dog: [eye roll]


Kitten: [Irish accent] "ah! Pullin' over me covers fer a long winters nap!"
Dog: [thinking] "You've got to be kidding me—he does accents?!"


Kitten: [Looking dog straight in the eye] "Same time tomorrow?"
Dog: [Thinking] "With some Béarnaise sauce, you'd taste pretty good!"


Brilliant submission from Jennifer C. from the Animal Liberation Front site.

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look at those folds! pretty

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:35 AM

Awwwww!!! So adorable! Dat widdle keetie is so darned cute!


And THEN he goes to Teepytown!

(Teepy = Sleepy)

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:39 AM

there's another cute little kitty in the background if you look closely

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:42 AM

Ahhhh ADORABLE!!! And the captions are priceless.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:51 AM

aw, yes, that other little kitten doesn't seem quite so adventurous.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:52 AM

I may be wrong but I BELIEVE that's a mighty DOGUE DE BORDEAUX. Remember "Turner and Hooch"...? A friend of mine has 3 of them--distinctive whites around the eyes.

If it is DDB, that kitten is in for some serious love slobber. Teddie bears.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:53 AM

Great captions, Meg!

And ultra-prosh pics...!

E. Collison
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:57 AM


This. Post. Is. AWESOME.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:57 AM

I could die...how aNERable is that kitten!?! Stretching out his teeny adventerous paw. And the dog is too cool - what a great older bro!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 09:57 AM

Total Hooch! Beautiful doggy. What a patient guy!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Definately one of the best posts on here. I love it!!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:02 AM


Meg, you're the Queen of Captions. Period. :)

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:02 AM

The other little kitty is just waiting his turn--only one kitteh at a time on the GIANT dog ride.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:02 AM

That's definitely NOT a Ridgeback, but a super cute photo series nonetheless!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:02 AM

I knew this pics. They are really adorable. And the caps are great!

I'm trying to submit some pics, but the mail keeps coming back :(

Flávia A
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:05 AM

just lurve the "snoooorg" pic... I could spend days upon days just snorggling both the kitteh and the big puppeh.... *sigh*

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Steph, true... but does the kitty know that?

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Awww man, that dog looks so put upon.

Dog: *sigh* All right, climb all over me if you must.

Kitten: Yay! BFF!!!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:19 AM

I def need an education here—what kind of pup is this? A "Dogue de Bordeaux" is that correct?

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:21 AM

The colouring of that kitten is way beyond cool.

Sebastian Redl
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Yeah Meg -- it's a cross between a Shar Pei and of one of those Wegman dogs. It's a Red Winerheimer.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Best line:

Dog: [thinking] "You've got to be kidding me—he does accents?!"

Waay funny!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Theo, I believe that particular breed is called "Wisenheimer."

J. Bo
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Yes - kitteh does accents as well as ascents.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:35 AM

LOL @ Aubrey! Oh this is priceless...love the photogs!

Jan Spencer
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Bump, set, and J. Bo with the spike. Nice!

...and Aubrey, you are *ON* today. Quite unlike my office. Guhhhzzzzzz... [snore] [drool]

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:56 AM

That kitteh is soooo fluffly.
And what a patient, uninterested Hooch dog. :D
That kitten in the background looks like a squeaky toy.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 10:59 AM

What a sweeeet long suffrin' pup!

Brings to mind the classic cartoons of the big dawg getting kneaded by the little baby kitty, ooching and owching all the while, then sighing his big woofy sigh when the kitty finally settles on his back.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:03 AM

aaandddd, i officially am okay with having to work today with every one else in my deparment gone. ::sigh:: i think the one other person here feels like the dog. i have annoyed her into submission, so she has been chatting with me, but i bet she just wants to stab me with a letter opener.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Cute set of pics but the link might require a warning. Some of the pics and video are a bit hard to handle. I agree with beliefs of the site.....its just a bit rough.

Just a suggestion

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:12 AM

SMARF!!! OMG.. the cuteness, the cuteness!!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Ah, yes, cosmiquemuffin - Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot in "Feed the Kitty" - my favorite Looney Tunes cartoon of all time!!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Amazing that photos so cute could be hosted on the website an extremist terrorist organization...

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Love it! Just too cute! :)

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:51 AM

now, if that was a baby instead of a kitty crawling on puppy... oh the outrage... what is no one concerned with kitty's well being? you heartless monsters! *smirks*

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 11:58 AM

"extremist terrorist organization..."

Give us a break! Terrorists are people who intentionally harm people for the sole purpose of creating fear. ALF saves animals from cruel conditions. Only pResident Dumbo would call ALF terrorists (because everyone is a terrorist in his eyes).

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 12:18 PM

...slowly... back... away... from... the... keyboard...

J. Bo
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 12:19 PM


 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 12:43 PM

ALF and ELF are both terrorist organizations.

And so is PETA.

So there.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 12:53 PM

Wait... ALF? The terrorist group ALF? Holy crapware.

oh, lane, huny: Alf does this: "Terrorists are people who intentionally harm people for the sole purpose of creating fear."
for this reason: "ALF saves animals from cruel conditions"

You may wanna do a little research first before blaming the commander in chimp.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Meg I would really re-think the link to ALF, unless you support their action and are fully aware of their activities.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:04 PM

don't start another debate idiots

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:08 PM

Oh my! what is that cute little white thingie? a fluff ball?:D


 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:08 PM

ALF... You mean that long-snouted alien that eats cats? ;)

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:12 PM

Welcome to the Jungle.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:17 PM

Hilarious commentary. The contrast between the kitten and the shifty eye bull dog is too much!

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:18 PM

Meg: I would guess this sweetie is a Bordeaux mix, since it's not quite as jowl-y (sp?) as a purebred would be. And, if we're drawing lots, I would venture to guess a Bordeaux/Pit mix.

And, I cannot help but jump into the debate: the ALF are very liberal, but that does not constitute a terrorist, last time I checked.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:18 PM

[ahem] "cuteeeeeee"? We don't call names here.

(No matter who started it.)

J. Bo
 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:24 PM

Oh yeah, Feed The Kitty *rocks so hard*! I like showing it to strong men and watching them try not to sniffle.

And on the ALF front: I'll keep my mouth shut on this one. I have different rules for animals than for humans (hint: I'd never beat up an animal for grabbing my tuchis). Of course, there just aren't that many drunk, obnoxious, heinie-grabbing non-human members of the animal kingdom, for which I am properly grateful.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:29 PM

ohmygoodness! that's so cute i might asplode.

 |  Jul 03, 2006 at 01:30 PM

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