Turtle Junior has been CAPTURED! Susan the Farmgirl found him while "gardening" [That's farmspeak for turtle-huntin']
Check him out, he's all: "Oh, Crikey. That's it—I'm taking my pin-prick nostrils, and we're outta here!"
"I'll just be on my—Ehn!—way!" [waves claws]
"If you'll just let me—ehn!—down" [looks down the eqivalent of 800 miles]
"Don't make me take your kneecapsoutEHN!"
Great job, sender-inner Angela S. ;)