"...once upon a time the pwnee known as Tony James was adopted by a teenie-tiny pwner known as Siouxsie Boots (on account of being marmalade with 4 white boots). The pwnee thought he was being really smart by getting one of those catflaps with a solenoid latch that could only be activated by a small magnet attached to the collar of aforementioned pwner. Pwner arrives, and is fitted with the magnet. Some nights later, the pwnee is awakened by anguished pwner yelling from the kitchen. Descended, expected the worst. Found pwner attached to the fridge by means of said magnet. She didn't see the funny side."