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May 02, 2006

Worst pick-up lines ever

Hey Baby. Can I your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine. Aw, just kiddin' Baby.  Seriously, is your Dad a mechanic? 'cause you got all the right parts. No seriously, seriously. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock! [tail chompage]

White_lion_cub_pull_tail

If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life, Eva H.

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Niiiiice. This is how my husband got me.

Wisefool
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:08 AM

You can get cute pictures anywhere, but Meg's captions rule. Freakin' hilarious.

Li
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:11 AM

Wisefool -- about four thousand lewd wisecracks just flashed through my head. As I am a mature adult, however [ahem], I'll spare you & everyone else.

...and this is an *awesome* photo. Two words: LION PAWS.

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:11 AM

i sure would like me a piece a' that tail!

ariel
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:15 AM

congrats wisefool, you, got first post ^_^ :: aplaudes::

♥♥♥ l.c.d.h. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:16 AM

Ariel -- please to be getting out of my head now many thank yous.

Count now stands at three thousand nine hundred ninety-nine.

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:21 AM

please to be getting out of my head now many thank yous.

Count now stands at three thousand nine hundred ninety-nine

whats dat mean?

♥♥♥ l.c.d.h. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:23 AM

oh i wish i had a camera when I saw what the tigers were doing [yes THAT!!]

♥♥♥ l.c.d.h. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:24 AM

ithn't it obviouth?

ariel
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:24 AM

does that make me definitely NOT a mature adult? yaaaay!

ariel
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:25 AM

"We're going SHOPPING for the baby's room NOW!"

maria
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:25 AM

can't... breathe...
laughing... too hard...

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:28 AM

"Nyeerhe! Stop! Come back here!"

A thinker
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:37 AM

In honor of the late great Buck Owens, let's all sing along:

I've got a tiger by the tail
It's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm a-losing weight and a-turnin' mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

J. Bo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 07:54 AM

u spend to much time in front of the radio

♥♥♥ l.d.c.k. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:08 AM

Best one I've heard: "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants all night."

NGB
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:11 AM

It's the past, coming back to bite you in the ass.

jaypo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:15 AM

Oh! The giant feetses! They are the paws that refreshes! *falls over and dies dreaming of squishing the giant kitty paws*

Elizabeth
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:29 AM

See.. LCDH... the problem here is that you're using first post for evil instead of good. It's not a contest, they're cute pictures. I understand your excitement as the first nerd in a nerd herd to discover something, but maybe comment on the picture instead of using the site to feel like the coolest nerd. That being said... this picture makes it hard not to leave work and go adopt a kitty!!!

Katie
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:35 AM

And yes, I realize this is under the wrong picture, but I suppose it doesn't matter. It was my computers fault anyway. I've said my piece *stepping off of soapbox*.

Katie
 |  May 02, 2006 at 08:37 AM

Kitty Chiropractor: Okay so I'm going to pull your tail which will realign the vertebre, ready? *popopopopopopopopop*

And thank you Katie, most eloquent and gentle, much applaude.

M-
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:08 AM

I've updated the entry for "Cronshe" in the Glossary to include today's chompage. Too perfect.

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:09 AM

"Now young man, I've talked to and talked to you and talked to you 'til I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!"

"Good, does that mean you're done spittin' on me, too?"

"Shut up, I'm not done talking to you."

AuntieMame
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:18 AM

"In a triumph of persistence over reality, Simba finally managed to catch her own tail."

Tony James
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:22 AM

[laughing out loud]
[fully spelled out, even]

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:31 AM

What you don't see in this picture is that these are but two in a whole *line* of kitties.

A thinker
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:38 AM

Yah, looks like they're *lion* dancing!

(I know, that was realllly bad...but irresistable.)

jaypo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:40 AM

Tony James: *Hahahahahahahah* That was awesome!!! *wipes away tear*
I just loooooves kitties, especially the big ones. Big ones mean more fur to snuggle.

Apathygrrl
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:42 AM

teehee. I can almost hear the conga music, thinker. Or are they doing the bunny hop?

mleiv
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:43 AM

You put your right paw in, you put your right paw out, you put your right paw in and give a tail a chomp...

ailurophile
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:52 AM

I'm seeing this picture the other way around. The dude on the right is all "I'm too tired to walk, tow me around, bro."

Laurie
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:55 AM

A) i didn't post first here B) why did u just make a boring huge fuss about it?

♥♥♥ l.d.c.k. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:57 AM

sorry atier i didn't read your second post b4 i posted mine, *slaps forehead* i a dee dee dee

♥♥♥ l.d.c.k. ☺ ♥♥♥
 |  May 02, 2006 at 09:58 AM

KITTEH!

Zombie
 |  May 02, 2006 at 10:03 AM

LOL @ jaypo.

Yet Another Pun.

A thinker
 |  May 02, 2006 at 10:14 AM

tj- YES!!!
on another note, i didn't know this was cute SLOWverload...(snort)

ariel
 |  May 02, 2006 at 10:41 AM

"I know, that was realllly bad...but irresistable."

jaypo - yep!

The furrriness!!!

E. Collison
 |  May 02, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Also - great Cap-shOns and "chompage."

E. Collison
 |  May 02, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Channeling...channeling...
flashbacks...white lions..."Kimba"...

http://www.absoluteanime.com/kimba/

Aubrey
 |  May 02, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Hey guys! I got my shirt today! Horray! =)

Kristen
 |  May 02, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Dude.

Cutest Pic Ever.

Seriously.

lizriz
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:21 PM

I've seen a photo of a little cub clamped onto the end of Dad's tail, being dragged across the dirt, and Dad is looking over his shoulder at Mom with the expression, "Do you see what YOUR KID is doing here?!"

Susan
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Hey Thinker...
white_lion_cub_pull_forever.gif
(takes a while to load)

Theo
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:29 PM

"Don't go, dahlink. I lof you, truly. Come, I've saved a rabbit carcass just for the occaishon."

A Fine Morsel
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Theo: LOL *and* LOL!!

Geez. How do you guys find the time to do all this Photoshop malarkey?

A thinker
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Finally, photographic proof that screen-wrapping isn't just a classic arcade game phenomenon; and it comes in the form of a big kitty chomping its own tail! Excellent. The fellows at the physics department can't laugh at my Holographic-Panamorphic Arcade Universe theory now! Take that Stephen Hawking!

kendosan
 |  May 02, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Once again, Theo rocks. I love it!

ElfOwl
 |  May 02, 2006 at 01:01 PM

"Nyerrrgh! Get back heeere!"

Jackie
 |  May 02, 2006 at 01:04 PM

"Those are skin-tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"

"You can start by buying me a drink."

Aubrey
 |  May 02, 2006 at 01:09 PM

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