Worst pick-up lines ever
Hey Baby. Can I your phone number? I've seem to have
lost mine. Aw, just kiddin' Baby. Seriously, is your Dad a mechanic? 'cause you got all the right parts. No seriously, seriously. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock! [tail chompage]
If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life, Eva H.
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Niiiiice. This is how my husband got me.
You can get cute pictures anywhere, but Meg's captions rule. Freakin' hilarious.
Wisefool -- about four thousand lewd wisecracks just flashed through my head. As I am a mature adult, however [ahem], I'll spare you & everyone else.
...and this is an *awesome* photo. Two words: LION PAWS.
i sure would like me a piece a' that tail!
congrats wisefool, you, got first post ^_^ :: aplaudes::
Ariel -- please to be getting out of my head now many thank yous.
Count now stands at three thousand nine hundred ninety-nine.
please to be getting out of my head now many thank yous.
Count now stands at three thousand nine hundred ninety-nine
whats dat mean?
oh i wish i had a camera when I saw what the tigers were doing [yes THAT!!]
ithn't it obviouth?
does that make me definitely NOT a mature adult? yaaaay!
"We're going SHOPPING for the baby's room NOW!"
can't... breathe...
laughing... too hard...
"Nyeerhe! Stop! Come back here!"
In honor of the late great Buck Owens, let's all sing along:
I've got a tiger by the tail
It's plain to see
I won't be much when you get through with me
Well, I'm a-losing weight and a-turnin' mighty pale
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail
u spend to much time in front of the radio
Best one I've heard: "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants all night."
It's the past, coming back to bite you in the ass.
Oh! The giant feetses! They are the paws that refreshes! *falls over and dies dreaming of squishing the giant kitty paws*
See.. LCDH... the problem here is that you're using first post for evil instead of good. It's not a contest, they're cute pictures. I understand your excitement as the first nerd in a nerd herd to discover something, but maybe comment on the picture instead of using the site to feel like the coolest nerd. That being said... this picture makes it hard not to leave work and go adopt a kitty!!!
And yes, I realize this is under the wrong picture, but I suppose it doesn't matter. It was my computers fault anyway. I've said my piece *stepping off of soapbox*.
Kitty Chiropractor: Okay so I'm going to pull your tail which will realign the vertebre, ready? *popopopopopopopopop*
And thank you Katie, most eloquent and gentle, much applaude.
I've updated the entry for "Cronshe" in the Glossary to include today's chompage. Too perfect.
"Now young man, I've talked to and talked to you and talked to you 'til I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!"
"Good, does that mean you're done spittin' on me, too?"
"Shut up, I'm not done talking to you."
"In a triumph of persistence over reality, Simba finally managed to catch her own tail."
[laughing out loud]
[fully spelled out, even]
What you don't see in this picture is that these are but two in a whole *line* of kitties.
Yah, looks like they're *lion* dancing!
(I know, that was realllly bad...but irresistable.)
Tony James: *Hahahahahahahah* That was awesome!!! *wipes away tear*
I just loooooves kitties, especially the big ones. Big ones mean more fur to snuggle.
teehee. I can almost hear the conga music, thinker. Or are they doing the bunny hop?
You put your right paw in, you put your right paw out, you put your right paw in and give a tail a chomp...
I'm seeing this picture the other way around. The dude on the right is all "I'm too tired to walk, tow me around, bro."
A) i didn't post first here B) why did u just make a boring huge fuss about it?
sorry atier i didn't read your second post b4 i posted mine, *slaps forehead* i a dee dee dee
KITTEH!
LOL @ jaypo.
Yet Another Pun.
tj- YES!!!
on another note, i didn't know this was cute SLOWverload...(snort)
"I know, that was realllly bad...but irresistable."
jaypo - yep!
The furrriness!!!
Also - great Cap-shOns and "chompage."
Channeling...channeling...
flashbacks...white lions..."Kimba"...
http://www.absoluteanime.com/kimba/
Hey guys! I got my shirt today! Horray! =)
Dude.
Cutest Pic Ever.
Seriously.
I've seen a photo of a little cub clamped onto the end of Dad's tail, being dragged across the dirt, and Dad is looking over his shoulder at Mom with the expression, "Do you see what YOUR KID is doing here?!"
Hey Thinker...
white_lion_cub_pull_forever.gif
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Yeah. Let's try that again.
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/white_lion_cub_pull_forever.gif
"Don't go, dahlink. I lof you, truly. Come, I've saved a rabbit carcass just for the occaishon."
Theo: LOL *and* LOL!!
Geez. How do you guys find the time to do all this Photoshop malarkey?
Finally, photographic proof that screen-wrapping isn't just a classic arcade game phenomenon; and it comes in the form of a big kitty chomping its own tail! Excellent. The fellows at the physics department can't laugh at my Holographic-Panamorphic Arcade Universe theory now! Take that Stephen Hawking!
Once again, Theo rocks. I love it!
"Nyerrrgh! Get back heeere!"
"Those are skin-tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"
"You can start by buying me a drink."