"Angelica the Pug here. I got the name 'Tadpole' since my back legs don't work so great. I always get to where I'm goin' tho. I just hafta 'tadpole' to get there. Whatevs."
Alert reader Michelle R. says; "Most people's teeth shatter into itty bitty pieces when they see her pics, so I hope your viewers have dental plans if you post these." [oy very! sounds of teeth shattering]