I'm gonna pop a bear in your ass
Leave it to the Japanese (AGAIN) to come up with new, brilliant ways to celebrate good times. Come on!
The gun-shaped party cracker that shoots out a teddy bear was bravely submitted by alert reader Usama "One-pixel off!" H.
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This is sooo cute.
I want one.
And I love the guy's expression. He's sooo serious about his teddy gun!
Haha I just read the caption. Love it :)
Say hello to my little (cuddly) friend!
Heehee! That's high calibre!
oh my jolly barfin' rainbows! the teddy has a parachute to parachute down! how cute! not to mention very creative.
sorry, you can't really see the parachute in the picture but it says so in the link!
Haha! Coincidentally, TokyoTimes also blogged about this:
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=826
A little more info there. :)
Oh my gosh!!! That is the cutest coolest thing ever!! I'm sooo shooting a teddybear at my wedding! (My boyfriend just wants the gun.)
Shooting teddy bears into the air? Could this be a trend that could catch on in the US? I thought it was interesting that the company also makes paintball guns to shoot at escaping prisoners...
Beware the teddy in the air:
"Yeah, them smokeys as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
We about to go a-huntin' bear"
funniest. headline. evar. I could barely (pardon the pun) stop laughing long enough to inspect the cuddly weapon at hand. priceless...
...and this guy looks like he could be James Bond's new nemesis! The Ursinator...(Villain voice: How would you like your teddy, Mr. Bond? Pink? Or blue? heh heh)
"Do you expect me to walk?"
"No, Mr. Bear, I expect you to fly!"
proshest.
weapon.
evar.
OMG, I think our civilization just reached its peak! This thing beats particle accelerators BIG TIME!
But I do wonder - will it shoot toy bunnies?
Fluff-duel anyone?
OMG!!! Flying teddies!!!
...
Meg-atron...
The headline is...
Well,
"I'm gonna pop a bear in your ass."
I've asked for your hand in marriage before, and I'm asking again! Let's git hitched!
Lmfao Aubrey!
I went to a firework display in Belfast once where one of the fireworks actually reigned down mini teddy-bears with parachutes. That was also muchos cool. I don't think they've done it since though. Knowing our luck some of them probably became flaming teddy-bears and killed small dogs on their descent or something. Little flaming teddy-bears of doooom... (i sense i've gone of a slight tangent in this comment)
I would like to see a bird try to eat that!!!
the only thing cuter than a bear-gun is the list of news links following the 'full story'...
"Lack of teeth tied to increased medical expenses for elderly." Awwww!!!!
That is frick'n awesome! They came up with this product because people were starting to throw teddy bears up in the air at weddings. Japan rocks my socks!
Hi everyone.. long time lurker here, but I've never posted before.
I had to post this time, because that caption was totally awesome, and I wanted to comment on that.
ooh step, i think it would be cute if you did and then took a picture [it might get posted]
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six bears or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Kitten, the most powerful beargun in the world, and would blow your bunnies clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel anerable? Well, do ya punk?
sorry type-o, steph good luck on your wedding!
lmao! Tony, you just made my day (punk).
Dangit! I just saw this on engadget and came to email. Apparently Meg is on the ball.
its a shame though :( the tebby bewis so cute
Wow, I can't think of any comments anywhere near as funny as some of the things you guys said, so I'll just give you all the raspberry for being so creative. :P
wow, we've moved into a strange realm of metaphysical cuteness, in that:
1. the picture is not very cute
2. the IDEA is cute
and thus we understand "cute" despite its visual lack.
or, upon consideration, maybe i do think this bear-gun guy is kinda cute
Shoot Teddy Bears Not Bullets.
and dk: "The Ursinator": LOL.
Which brings us to "Support the right to arm bears"?
*tee hee* @ TJ. Very good!
bwahaha! quit it you guys! i keep spitting tea everywhere.
i always quite enjoyed campaigning for my 'right to bare arms'. Fnar fnar.
Heeheehee...Meg said 'ass'...
I thought this was supposed to be a family website! I wanted to show my cute little neice a picture of the nice man with the pink teddy-bear gun and she is FORCED to read the word "ass" right there. Right there in the headline. Since then, she had dropped out of 3rd grade and has been seen hanging around 2nd avenue trying to score honeycomb. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's an unbearable shame. I should have coffee now- I'm sorry to have written what I just did.
Is this the secret weapon the otters were working on? Or was it the Iranians?
So much misinformation in the media these days...
ASS
teddy bears
ASS
guns
ASS
teddy bear guns
i keep thinking of a squadron of little teddy bear wedding paratroopers and sqeeeeeeeing
whut?
Thats it... I can take it no more, I challenge you to a duel... it will be bears at 10 paces!
Wait... another thought... can I have an automatic version that just shoots all kinds of fluffy wonderfulness? Kittys and bunnys and bears... OH YEAH!
p-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!
Tish wait... add Flight of the Valkaries as the soundtrack its even better! *g*
I love the smell of fluff in the morning...
Ariel -- you're having way to much fun with this.
Assity ass assing assy ass.
Arse.
i cant believe ariel and theo said "ass" - this site is obviously anti-family and pro-teddy-bear-gun
This provides even more justification for Steven Colbert to keep bears on the Threatdown list.
Guns don't kill people with cuteness, bears kill people with cuteness.
Or, for ariel, cutenASS.
donkey!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/100/
adorababy, was your niece also horribly offended that the bear is "bear" naked in that tube?
Okay, that's it, I shall not pun again.