We Are Your Couchmasters
Well met and well come to the court of Blue Couch, capital and seat of power for all of Living Room. The protocols are as they have always been, fair pilgrim: There will be no sipping of precarious liquids. There will be no hogging of blankets. There will be no licking of hineys. And above all, this court will brook no blasphemy. We need hardly mention that transgressions will be swiftly dealt with. We've got eyebeams and by golly we'll use them if we have to.
Offerings of the chewy fish and crunchy peanut variety will, of course, be graciously accepted.
You may now rise.
(NOTE -- that's Willow "the Pillow" Wabbit and Aslan P. Lion, aka "Mr. Bounce" up there. We wuvs dem.)
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Do the kitty and bunny get along or just barely tolerate each other?
priceless caption :)
THEO, rokkin' cap-shons!
What Meg said!
I fear the eyebeams. *trembles*
And there will be no saying "ni!"
mummy,*sobs* the mean kitty is scarings me *bursts into tears*
Hmm...I suddenly have a powerful urge to buy lots of carrots and kitty kibble...
Caption perfection.
The bunny looks hypnotized! or maybe bunny can hypnotize whoever misbehaves on the couch! "you wiiill behaave....you wiiiill not lick hineys..."
OK.....I Personally Think That Has Been Shopped. But; As Computer Challenged I Could Be Dead Wrong.
Um do i kiss Mr Bounce's paw and kneel?
God i would faint if he made me an offer i couldn't refuse.
Every Pilgrim's Progress should stop at this court.
I'm doing jury service in two weeks, really hope the judge isn't as scary as this one!
the bunnys eyes look evil!
I have to agree with RavishingRoberta, this picture looks rather digitally-altered, particularly the cat's eyes.
I love that the name of the "eyebeam" picture is "yeemyeemyeem.jpg." Awesome.
New catagory, anyone-- "Scary or Cute"?
Splendid chainmail greaves, Aslan.
Bajee! Those eyebeams are hella scary to me!
Theo, LOVE the storyline!! Cats and wabbits--great combo, speaking from experience. My bunny *adored* my cat, who really deigned only to glance in her direction once in a while then step over her and keep going! Ah, but the bunbuns are very persistent li'l fellars. Yrs. is adorable.
Willow "The Pillow" Wabbit. Now THAT'S a name.
Personally, I'd like to know if Aslan over there is ruling under the great Morris the Cat.
Whaddya think - friends or foes?
OMG....this is the ultimate in cuteness!!!! Methinks, tho, that Asian is merely tolerating this arrangment. I suspect this photo was shot right after a dissenting opinion was written on a very serious social matter.
Theo, the eybeams shot is the Best Picture Ever.
And people, Theo would not post a 'shopped photo.
i fear you, O willow and aslan of the Great Couch. i come in supplication, and i bring TREATS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Meg, I love how you put "eyebeams" in aqua like bunny's eyes... that did it for me. Great touch!
Hidy ho people!
RavR, Ediz, Laurie -- in fact, there *has* been some photo-retouching done to this shot, but ONLY to the eyes. The flash imparted some SERIOUS redeye to Bounce & Willow. You think the bluish cast looks evil?? Here's the source image...
http://www.squidgrid.com/images/misc/willow_bounce_couch_1024.jpg
BTW -- yes, they were getting along just fine here, which was weird.
"Splendid chainmail greaves, Aslan." -- LOL!!! My mom knitted that! (er... those?)
Bravo Theo! That was excellent!
Theo, the pre-shops--Draculike. Verrry scary..
This picture also belongs on www.mycathatesyou.com
Greg -- yeah, I thought of that. I do like MCHY, and they've definitely got the redeye-glare theme... but my loyalties lie with Cute O.
;)
Plus, y'know, BUNNY!
Would pillow bunneh happen to be a minirex?
J'payo -- he's a Norwegian Dwarf. Not familiar with mini-rexes; they sound kinda intimidating & reptilian.
Theo, we wuvs you too! (That's why we always tease you about "first post"!)
Meg, you are as always the queen! but thank you for temporarily sharing the throne with Theo.
Looks like Leia with Jabba the Hut to me.....
Rex's are the definition of the Velveteen Rabbit - all fur is one length; they are so PLUSH it's almost unreal. They do have short squiggly whiskers though. Very beautiful bunns.
Speaking of which - when are we going to have All Bunn Monday (or Tuesday or Wednesday....)?? I see the hammies gettin' their props. What about bunnies?
"You're asking about the bunny? What bunny? Oh, *this* bunny? Who wants to know? Well, sunshine, if you want to talk to the bunny you have to come through me, and no-one talks to the bunny unless I say so. So if you do want to talk to the bunny, I suggest you hustle some 'nip or treats or something, otherwise you're in for a long wait."
LOL, TJ.
"If you'll be my bunnyguard,
"I can be your long-lost pal..."
"I can call me Bunny,
and Bunny when you call me you can call me Mr. Bounce - it's a sucky name, I know, blame the bald pink bipeds. I was hoping for Arthuron, Devourer of Mice, Destroyer of Voles, Master of the Nip, and Caliph of the Cat-Tree, but that doesn't really scan...."
MY BUNNY! GIMME GIMME GIMME! ITS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! I WANT DAT BUNYAY!
Teho and TJ--cwackin' me up here!! :-p
the cat looks deliciously evil and it looks like teh bunyay ees his pet, [no the blue looks a little less scary than the red,the red made it look like any second the bunyay would POUNCE *snarls* right out at you!]
Yep, it's definitely the RABBIT you need to watch out for, especially right now, as it's spring and he's in maximum SHEDDING TORNADO mode.
must say, besides the BUNNEH!! and KITTEH!! anerableness, I luvs the couch (court, whatever). gorgeous shades of blue-on-blue, and what is that pattern? fleur -de-lis?
/my inner decorator is showing...
mariser, your INTERIOR decorator? heh
Theo, nice babies!!
and you really *have* been promoted, haven't you.
Mariser -- fleurs-de-futon. ;)
That bun bun looks terrified!!!