How to enjoy a delicious Kitten™ brand Push-Up treat!
Step 1: Wrap your Kitten Push-Up in a towel, this is going to be messy.
Step 2: From bottom of Kitten Push-Up, gently push upwards, making sure ears are not caught on towel. Reassure Push-Up that everything is OK.
Step 3: If Push-Up mews, it's in the correct position. You may gently snorgle! Kitten Push-ups usually only last 3 minutes in this position, so be sure and take a photo.
Frozen yogurt props to Nate T., treat-maker.
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SWEETIE POP!
But I dunno... not the best dishrag anymore.
Aaawww! Poor little kitty!
The eyes...THE EYES!!!
Arbed -- the middle pic, right? Yeah. Plaintive.
That first pic really shows the importance of ears in cuteness. Small ear to head = good. No ear to head = weird.
So cute. I don't think the yellow stripe is the best colour for the gingerness though daaaahling.
Lilie
Aaawww. Yes, the middle pick has me sympathy pouting. I loves him! *Huggle*
Yep, and that shade of almost midnight blue.....
is that the same lil' one in each pic? they sure are cute-n-tasty!
man! put it down. haha.
OH, I'm in heaven! I wish you could buy *these* at the corner store. What a sad little face in the middle pic!!
Oh Jebus that is cute! Love the smashed ear and the sideways ears. HOW DARLING!
Something about that little one's expression...
"Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?
Well we ...
Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.
What?
Confused. To shake it out of its state of complacency. I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.
'Confuse-a-Cat Limited'."
does anyone remember dreamsicle pops?--orange and vanilla, just like this kitten!
Monty Python: the answer to life's most vexing situations.
YELLER KITTEH!!
/wheeee!
//wheeee!
///wheeee!
////honk-shu, honk-shu
KITTEH!
First picture: WTF
Second picture: Let me go!
Third picture: You have earned yourself painful scratchy death!
Yay! Kitten Push-Up Pops --- And *JUST IN TIME* for Summer!
(Will these be available from the Good Humor truck, or at the Dairy Queen, or in the freezer case at my local grocery store???)
Mmmm. Marmalade flavor. My favorite!
Look at those beautiful blue eyes!
What a sweetheart.
Damn it...now I want a Creamsicle... and a kitten. Boyfriend is NOT going to be happy!
Haw! Looks more like a pita wrap than a pop, tho. :-)
And LOL, Zombie! That's exactly what it looks like the kitteh is thinking.
Sweet, but yes, the middle pict--one second after it was taken, I can hear in my mind the pitiful, imploring, mew which escap'd the babe's mouth!
I do remember Dreamsicles! They were my favorite--orange sherbet and vanilla. Yummykins!
Good enough to eat!
Does anyone else find themselves craving a gyro?
Oh cranky tiny kitty! So tasty!
At least Kitten Push-Up won't drip stickyness onto your clothes. Aww...what a cutie!
Sweet Jesus - These photos make me want to go get a kitten, and I don't even like cats. Damn them for being so sickeningly cute!
Kitten in a dishrag, #2,3 extra pitiful looking.. this little kitten told the one from SWORN TO SECRECY 'I am going to make myself look EXTRA pitiful and they'll all give me presents'!!
Does kitten get an "ehn!" for the effort it took after picture three to swivel its ears back into their correct position?
Please, more pitiful kittens, why dunnsombody do some 'KEANE ' ones.. I d'lv to see that..yerpal MTM
These comments are so funny that I'm actually not going to make any further comments here. (Except to say that the facial expressions are Q W T, that is...)
Confuse-a-Cat Ltd.? Weren't they acquired by Bewilderbeest Inc. in a hostile takeover? I'm sure I read it in the gnus...
Such tiny cheek-puffs. Cuteoverload, have I told you lately that I love you? ;)
So here I am, stressed out so much over my two final projects for school, one of which is my final graduation project. In a last ditch attempt to not throw up from the ulcer that is a-brewin' from said stress, I click on CO. Lo and behold, the kitten pop! Guaranteed to neutralize stomach acid and elict squees of delight in the darkest hour of my scholarly career. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!!
A sweet kitten treat!
I would like a kitten push up!
Damn, I'm hungry, I going to Baskin Robins!!!!!!!
Tony James, looking like a strong contender...
"Ehn" for effort! AHAHAHAHA!
Am I the only one who think this kitty kind of resembles Haley Joel Osment (especially in the 2nd pic)?
J'adorable!
The eyes!
It's little Apple Paltrow Martin in kitten form. Cute, but...
OK, just cute.
[but when she grows up, you know she ain't gonna get laid]
Cute! A summer treat that when you lick it, it licks you back!
^-^
wait a second...are there three...THREE kitten push-up treats? those kittens are ridiculously cute. You should take a picture of all of them being pushed-up simultaneously.
I didn't think kittens managed to acquire the extreme looks of disgruntlement until rather older, when they become jaded, cynical full-on cats. Photo evidence proves that theory wrong.
However, I don't think they could muster a good "Nyerrrhe!" among them.
Thinker - I don't know, having seen the level of sanity around here (yours truly included), I am afeared to think what kind of award I might be in the running for ;)
The flat ears in pik 3 look like "Kitten Push-Up my fuzzy orange heinie, muddahluvah - tell you dis, ain't gonna be no frozen yoh-gurt in yo' slipper tomorrow morning, no SUH!"
T J -- seems you've got a passel of puns & Python-isms. That's ready currency in Blog World. Careful with the "no SUH" stylings, tho; it's right on the same fine line I was toying with here:
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Baroo
So very very cute! I just want to hug it and never let go! I love those dark blue eyes.
Note to Chet's Momma, Peas, and Laurie -- just to be clear here, that's 3 pix of 1 kitten. Ho-kay?
Different dish-towel every shot, tho.
;)
The second pic makes it look like the cats in a straight jacket!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!! Get him out!!!!