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Mar 15, 2006

Rule #16: Keep your eyes at the height of your nose *and* have a five-head, (large forehead) and make sure your body is as tall as your head.

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Not cute. Creepy.

ralph
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:31 AM

I concur.. creeps me out

Pyro
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:45 AM

I'm thinking this lil bear might benefit from a hydrocephalic shunt.

Michelle
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:46 AM

Isn't that rule a little complicated?

Jackie
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:49 AM

Anyone here seen Invader Zim? It used to be on Nickelodeon. Anyway, this thing reminds me of Gir, the pet "dog."

Mia
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:50 AM

seems like I'm the only one, but I want this teddybear! :D

Jessie
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:54 AM

I agree with Pyro and Ralph -- creepy.

sadie_asher
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 08:58 AM

I GREGORY!
Bim bim bim bim bim.

Theo
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:02 AM

no i like him too!

sylvie
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:10 AM

It is ADORABLE!!! There is no rule stating creepy can't be cute. And yes, very much like Grr. [Doom doom doom DOOM doom doom doom DOOMDOOMdooooooom]

MLE
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:15 AM

I see where you're going with this, but I'd have to agree that it's a bit creepy.

Nana B
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:17 AM

Yeah Mia and MLE, GIR is awesome! I miss my cupcake.

Apathygrrl
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:23 AM

theo, holy crap.
i LOVE gregory, my friend even made me a fimo pin of him and herman in his cell.

also, this is VERY cute, really

s
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:38 AM

she is perfect and is designed by use of the golden ratio

s
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:40 AM

No, that's not cute. It's a cheap toy that just looks wrong, like it has down syndrome or something.

anony
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:40 AM

(Sing in a Chris Farley voice) "Little bear with a biiiig heaaaaaaad"...

Tracey
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:46 AM

Usually I go "bah, soft toy, not interesting, where's the cute animal" - but THIS teddy is so adorable! Extra super swell cute!!!

nella
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:53 AM

Michelle--you took the thought out of my head! I was about to say the exact same thing!

Yep, paint it green and put a zipper down the front. GIR is the kewlest! *trots off singing the DOOM song*

--TwoDragons

Denita TwoDragons
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 09:55 AM

This is a toy that seems to have been made by slightly inexperienced hands (possibly a child's), which explains the skewed proportions. That's why it is so cute in its own way, because it carries part of the creator with it. Looks pretty sweet to me.

Subhangi
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:03 AM

All I can think is this is what Gir's teddy would look like...

TACCCOOOOOS!

M-
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Totally reminds me of gir with that giant head. Gir is fantastic! "i love then little tacos, i love them good"

whitney
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:19 AM

I wish I had a purple-and-lime-green house that got up on four legs and rampaged through town screaming "BUUUURIIIITOOOOOOS!!" *snicker*

OK, we're about to hijack this thread and turn it into a Zim Appreciation Site. I better lay off or Meg will have my head on a porcelain platter! ;-)

--TwoDragons

Denita TwoDragons
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Actually you already have a Rule 16 on the "rules" page, this would be Rule 17. And it's creepy!

lordofthedead
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:43 AM

LotD -- ah, but you see, this SUPERSEDES the old pathetic Rule #16 with is sheer majesty and grandeur! BOW DOWN, WORMS!

or not. I guess it's a teddy bear. In an apron.

Theo
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 10:51 AM

there's a fine line between "cute" and "creepy" most times, i find. i love things that manage to straddle the line!

persimmontree
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:13 AM

You see, the possum ruls WAS gonna be rule 16, but the possum was too cute. THIS is the REAL rule 16!

What the heck is Zim appreciation? Enlighten me!

-Meg

Meg
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:24 AM

It's cute. Get over it, people! ;)

E. Collison
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:40 AM

"Get over" cuteness? Wha??

Theo
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I'm afraid I'm going to have to start a First Reformed Church of Cuteology that rejects this Rule 16. This bear reminds me of Scrump, Lilo's doll, from Lilo and Stitch.

notnamed
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM

It's like The Elephant Bear.

L
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM

im kinda new here, but i have to agree, that is kinda on the really creepy side. im all for teddy bears and all, but that one just looks weird!

demonluvr
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Looks like she's as likely to stab you in the back as she is to hug you. That sort of uncertainty is what makes her adorable.

Ponygirl
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 12:29 PM

Anyone else suddenly feel hungry for Pez?

The Guy Over There
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 12:45 PM

reminds me of TRILOGY OF TERROR! something lurking under the bed, waiting to pounce on your unsuspecting ankles and attack you with a machete!!

demonluvr
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 12:46 PM

i see not cute people

Cassidy
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 12:57 PM

I don't think its asymmetry is helping in the argument either. Usually, when people think of malformed asymmetrical things, they think of extras from the set of "Deliverance."

"It shor look jus' like my uncle & niece's son, cus!

The Guy Over There
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:05 PM

well I heart this bear...and I dont think its creepy at all!

Jessica
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:32 PM

"lets go to my room pig!" and
"i'm gona roll around on the floor now, kay?" best. gir. quotes. ever. (well, after the taco ones)

tm
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:38 PM

kinda weird--if it were giant we'd be running scared...
[stomp] SQUEEEEAL
[stomp] SQUEEEALL
[chomp chomp chomp]

jaypo
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:41 PM

Yea, creepy... *snuggles her teddy bear*

JessJess
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:47 PM

Wow, that's some freaky s***; but I'm sure even this bear is well-loved. Kinda reminds me of Stewie from "Family Guy" too.

Alexis
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:52 PM

Hello? this is by far and away the MOST anerable teddy bear i have ever seen...

except for:

https://www.rescuehelicopter.org.nz/choppershop.mv

go to products then click on the diver bear for a closer look.

i have one and he is called FLIPPY and he is the best bear you could ever want.

petgirl
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 01:57 PM

I dig the pilot bear. Not this bear. He's just... demonic. Like an evil, angry, hideous child. When its done posing for photos, it tortures the cuties that actually belong on this site! **shudder**

Michele
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 02:38 PM

Huuuuuuuge cranium. Cute gingham dress.

Mel
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:11 PM

You know, that bear needs a lil bitty banjo.

Mel
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:23 PM

are you mad?!?! april fool's day is more than a week away!

i'm surprised that this atrocity has even made it onto the site at all, much less have a cute rule attributed to its mutated appearance- its a very awkward and cumbersome rule at that. when there's so many other much cuter things that could have cute rules instead, why this... this "thing"!?

Rachel
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:28 PM

Does anyone remember Ultra-Peepi from Zim... yeah I know it was a giant Cutsiewootsyfluffynessismsyhamster but look at this bear (think of her huge and animated while taking out a city) and then Ultra-Peepi... I'm seeing some real similarity here.

God I'm a geek... sorry

M-
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:37 PM

you realize that rule applies to sloth of the goonies don't you?

Leland
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:39 PM

I guess this rule is why Reese Witherspoon is considered cute.

Megan
 |  Mar 15, 2006 at 03:44 PM

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