This has WAY too many possibilities for captions. Ya'll must wrack your brains and come up with a good one. Mountain Dew encouraged for maximum brainstorming. I'll have to send the winner (as judged by someone—not me, maybe my sister?) a free 'World Peace hamster" T-shirt. Yes, we're still working on those shirts.
//HUGE props to "Subhangi" who suggested the Kaption Kontest™ in the first place. T-shirt to you too, Dude!//
Great find, Jessica B.! Thank you.