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SUBJECT: Damn you to hell!

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I spent years, possibly decades, honing my post-modern ironic cynicism to a fine point. I went to grad school. I wrote a thesis. I smoked, I drank straight whiskey, I guzzled coffee like there was no tomorrow. Confronted with "cute", I would raise one eyebrow, sneer ever so slightly, and nod with a palpable sense of ennui. "Riiiiiight," I would comment, "cute."

Gone, now. All gone. All that work, ruined with a single "awwwwwwwwwww." I want my money back.

Distraught,
JD Henry