In what is likely going to be my last post ever, Meg let me write about Knuckle, who clearly has deep seated hostility issues toward owner Anna that haven't been resolved despite years of costly dog therapy.
Grumbled Knuckle, "stick my nose in the carpet... They were symbols of affection, I tells ya! Symbols! It's not like I can go out and get a Hallmark card! At least I didn't bring you a dead rat like the goddamn cat did! And let me tell you a little something about that precious cat. He licks his butt before jumping into bed with you... There, I said it."
(Ed. Note: The names of "Mr. Noodles" and "Linda" were used as a placeholder in the original post. The post has been updated to reflect the correct names)